Ya Burnt: Sledding, Bethlehem Innkeepers

Ya Burnt: Sledding, Bethlehem Innkeepers


-If you were on Twitter today,
you may have seen people sharing this video about
migrating tree frogs and — [ Sniffing ] I’m sorry. I could be wrong here,
but I think I smell some smoke. And that can only mean
one thing. It’s time for “Ya Burnt!” [ Cheers and applause ] Welcome to the Burn Zone. We got a lot of topics to sizzle
through and not a lot of time. Over here is the burner. Let’s turn on the gas
and load her up. Whoo! Chili con carne! First up, sledding. Hey, sledding, you combine
my two favorite things — having my legs broken and being at the bottom
of a massive hill with broken legs. Let’s be real.
Sledding is just an excuse for parents to shove their kid
down a hill without Child Protective
Services getting involved. Also, sledding, you require so much work
for 10 seconds of fun. You’re over faster than Michael Avenatti’s
presidential ambitions. Side burn, Avenatti. -Side burn! -Hey, sledding, I don’t have
time toboggan with you. Ya burnt! Chestnuts. It’s the most wonderful time
of the year, so let’s all gather around the trash fire
and cook acorns like hobos. I don’t care how long you roast
chestnuts on an open fire, they still taste like wet sand. Here’s a tip — if you’re a food
we only see once a year, that means nobody likes you. I’m looking at you,
cranberry sauce. -You’re just sour Jell-O! -Chestnuts, ya roasted,
and ya burnt! Elf on the shelf. You a snitch! Let’s just call this
what it is — a fun way to teach kids
they live in a police state. Also, how did you go from
something I’ve never heard of to dominating the world
in, like, five years? You’re the Cardi B
of holiday toys. -[ Imitates Cardi B chirp ] [ Laughter ] -Elf on the shelf,
go elf yourself. Ya burnt! Office holiday parties. You know all those people you spend 40 hours a week
pretending to like? Well, good news — they’re back.
And they’re drunk. Everybody’s here — the 60-year-old boss
who hits on the interns, the woman who never says hello
in the hallway but is now opening up
about her divorce, and, worst of all, the guy
who can’t wait to corner you in the bathroom to tell you
how much he respects you. -When you talk, people listen. -Office holiday parties, in lieu of a Christmas bonus
this year, ya burnt! Ah, hockey. The only sport that prides
itself on being unsafe. You’re the most dangerous thing
on ice since Tonya Harding. [ Laughter ] Also, Canada. Do you guys know you do
everything backwards up there? Down here, we have hot athletes
and ugly politicians. And you have Justin Trudeau,
and your athletes look like they’ve been cooking meth
in an abandoned middle school. Hey, hockey, stick it. Ya burnt! The parents from “Home Alone.” Okay, we get it. You left your
son home alone on Christmas. But let me get this straight. You don’t have a single Jewish
friend who was still in town over the holidays
who could go check in on him? Also, what’s the deal
with all the dangerous stuff you just have lying around
in your house? Your 8-year-old kid has access
to a blowtorch, a BB gun, wire, black tar, a tarantula,
and a crowbar. No wonder he turned into
a sociopath who lit Joe Pesci’s head on fire
without blinking an eye. -Head burn, Joe Pesci. -The parents from “Home Alone,”
ya burnt! Bethlehem innkeepers. Where do you get off
turning away a pregnant woman? You’re lucky Yelp wasn’t around
during the time of the Bible, or you would’ve been savaged. -One star! -Also, you sent them
to the manger?! Here is a tidbit
of common decency. If you run an inn
and a woman needs to give birth, maybe do better than the shack
where your goats eat. It’s disgusting,
and that’s coming from a guy whose wife gave birth
in the lobby of a New York City
apartment building. -True story! -Bethlehem innkeepers,
sorry, no vacancy. Ya burnt! “Love Actually.”
You are too long. You have too many story lines. And you’re more emotionally
manipulative than a text from my mom that says, “Haven’t
heard from you in a while.” You know what, “Love Actually”?
I love you, actually. From Colin Firth chasing down
the love of his life to Hugh Grant’s fantastic ass to the loveable schlub trying to win someone’s
affection with cue cards. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] “Love Actually,” you are
my favorite terrible movie, and that’s why you’re
this week’s Unburnable. Ascend to safety, you
tear-jerking son of a bitch. The song “12 Days of Christmas.” For someone who claims
to be my true love, you sure gave me
some terrible gifts. In fact, I’m going to have to
take these on one by one. It’s time for “The Blaze.” 12 drummers drumming.
Oh, just what I wanted. 12 hippies in a drum circle.
Ya blazed! 11 pipers piping. This is Christmas,
not a Scottish funeral. Ya blazed! 10 lords a-leaping? How about you leap
in front of a moving truck? Ya blazed! 9 ladies dancing. Let me guess —
too much wine at book club? Ya blazed. 8 maids a-milking.
I think I rented that once. [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] Ya blazed! 7 swans a-swimming.
Go duck yourself. Ya blazed. 6 geese a-laying.
Go flock yourself. Ya blazed. 5 golden rings? What am I — Liberace?
Ya blazed. 4 calling birds.
No one calls anymore. Shoot me a text or F off.
Ya blazed. 3 French hens. French hens?
This is America, pal. We call ’em freedom chickens.
Ya blazed. 2 turtle doves.
Are you a turtle or a dove? Pick one, bitch. Ya blazed. A partridge in a pear tree? I got a bird for ya
right here, buddy. Ya blazed.
[ Buzzer ] Oh, that buzzer means
we’ve run out of time. Looks like you’ll have to wait
until the next one. This has been “Ya Burnt!”

Antonio Breitenberg

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100 thoughts on “Ya Burnt: Sledding, Bethlehem Innkeepers

  1. Rhino _613 says:

    🤣🤣🤣

  2. Luc Bac says:

    Blaze it up!
    It’s burnt.

  3. Dj Cika says:

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmA_cBRhg__RaDt8UQgks7Q DJ CIKA HIP HOP BASE

  4. hector gamemovil says:

    Like amigo muy buen vídeo está súper genial serás grande apoyando visita mi canal hay un vídeo nuevo por favor deja me tu like y tu buen comentario bendiciones

  5. Free Free says:

    Segments like THIS make you realize this no talent doofus would have no career without Tiny Mushroom Dick.

  6. Matej Kováč says:

    YA BURNT is always great. But this is the first time that Seth burnt some of my favourite things (like hockey, chestnuts, sledding and Love Actialy) and I felt miserable. Thanks for the laughs, but I don’t agree :/

  7. Wayne says:

    200k views in 17 hours is not trending youtube….

  8. Spiritdove says:

    i usually like this show but this episode is horrible..

  9. Riac007 says:

    Damnit! I wanna hear about those migrating tree frogs!

  10. KamekoBruns says:

    Why is regressive leftist complaining about living in a police state? That's their end game.

  11. C. A.M. says:

    That background noise … annoying …. YA BURNT

  12. Hugo Wild says:

    Savagely hilarious!

  13. Sandi Billingsley says:

    You should burn Santa.an old white guy dressed up in a red suit that we teach our children to trust and who is actually a pervert.

  14. OzzieMints says:

    Ya Burnt!!

  15. peacefulislandgirl says:

    Wow, Meyers. Between you dissing hobos and Kimmel making fun of Guillermo's accent, telling him to "scurry", I'm feeling the Christmas love.

  16. GuelphRacing says:

    Hey random person scrolling down the comments..

    Have an excellent day 🙂

  17. err0r0b0 says:

    I filmed the porn 8 Maids a Milking. Not my finest moment, but I don't regret all of it..

  18. Webbyfive9 says:

    Y tf is this trending?

  19. Jesus Christ says:

    Bethlehem in da house!!!!!

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  22. C. S. says:

    Hahahahaha!

  23. Tony Agnew says:

    "Migrating tree frogs." Everytime.

  24. Gaetano says:

    ONG HA HA YOUR SO FUNNY SETH !!! HAHAHAHA #Inpeach

  25. alex gutierrez says:

    but will we ever learn about the tree frogs??

  26. Kayjai97 says:

    OH MY GOD SETH YOU HAVE TO TELL US WHATS HAPPENING WITH THE MIGRATING TREE FROGS!

  27. Will Blackwood says:

    Who the hell actually finds this remotely funny? Seriously.. who?

  28. YuniQ9 Gaming says:

    Lol. Retarded

  29. Anna Emerson says:

    I needed this! 😂❤️😂❤️

  30. Jason CALDWELL says:

    We need to somehow make treefrog migration a trending topic on Twitter…get everyone asking exactly what the deal is..

  31. Lora Z says:

    One Star lol

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  33. P S says:

    God damn, that blaze round was fucking hilarious.

  34. Finn Offer says:

    Didn't he already use one about migrating tree frogs?

  35. The SuperHeart . Org Foundation says:

    $1,000,000 to EVERYONE who LIKES this COMMENT by 12:00 midnight CHRISTMAS 2018!!!

  36. John Nycto says:

    Freedom Chickens LOL

  37. hobbicles28 says:

    Not simply, the Bethlehem inn keeper got burnt,

    But…

    There is historical evidence, Jesus annointed people with a cannabis tincture which was Known then as Kaneh-bosm. This was used to heal and is mentioned throughout the bible.

    It took us long enough to realize the healing efficacy of this plant. But we finally did.

    Now, because of cannabis use in Christianity an in most religions let's get Burnt and BLAZED!

    Lol

  38. Steve Kuchna says:

    What a asshole

  39. Collective239 says:

    Nah. Sledding goes.

  40. Collective239 says:

    Definitely a poor segment.

  41. Bee Whistler says:

    Seth can rage all he wants because we know he's the opposite of scary. In a good way.

  42. randomperson8571 says:

    I actually like chestnuts. Cranberry sauce on the other hand… Dx

  43. giselle joseph says:

    Ok

  44. racerxc70 says:

    Hold on, just a minute there Seth, roasted turkey sandwich with a touch of mayo and two healthy slices of cranberry sauce is what I live for during the holidays. Ya burnt fool !!

  45. Oswaldo Gomez says:

    this segment sounds like it came from the mind of Andy Bernard

  46. E4T6 says:

    I fuckin love Cranberry sauce.

  47. Stephen LeBlanc says:

    Please, never do this again.

  48. Jae Lynn says:

    Wow, they didn't blur his finger. That's a first.

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  50. Pampeloni says:

    5:43 his middle finger blended perfectly into his nose

  51. The Johnson says:

    This like sucks

  52. Margarito Garcia says:

    Making fun of abusing children, homeless people,making fun of people's problem, telling a elf doll to go do sexual things, antisemitism, this guy should be fired and arrested……hell has a special place for you.

  53. dietotaku says:

    bless the announcer's attempt at a white boy "OKURRRR" lmao

  54. M Martinez says:

    One Star! lol
    Great writers!

  55. The Stuport says:

    If you are gonna play with FIRE….get Seth in on the action and FELL THE BURN

  56. Jim Davis says:

    WHO CAN GUESS THESE HOLIDAY SONGS?!
    1) GFEDCDEC
    2) CBCA, CBCA
    3) GEDCG, GGGEDCA
    4) GAGECAG
    5) GGGGAGECDEDBAG
    Bonus: ABCDECE, [email protected]#, DBbD

    Hint: I didn't specify whether it goes up or down to each new letter, so you might have to try the other direction if it doesn't sound right.

  57. James Elliott says:

    You're doing sledding wrong.

    Get a sled with brakes. Especially the kind where there's a drag brake on each side. Then you tie the sled to the back of your 4×4 and you can sled both ways. If you can't find a sled with brakes you need soccer cleats with bags in your socks or cork boots. Something with mad foot traction. If you're using foot brakes it's good to leave the rope untied and in hand so the sledder can bail if they want.

  58. Tyler Shafer says:

    This isn’t very funny

  59. Alex R. says:

    Thought everyone was adding dislikes because of jesus story burn or love actually hate but turns out most the negative comments I read are about the migrating tree frog news (or lack there of) hahaha

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    He is arriving soon!

    The Word says that God so loved the world, He gave us His only Begotten Son, that whom ever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. (John 3:16 paraphrased)

    So my friends, The Lord is for us, not against us!

    He promises He will never drive anyone away when they come to Him, so come to Him today!

    He will forgive you, make you new, deliver you from your sins and from the judgement headed to this earth.

    All you need is faith as a mustard seed and sincere words from your heart.

    For all those that call upon the Name of The Lord shall be saved! (Romans 10:13)

  61. Adam Nowek says:

    omg just tell us about the migrating tree frogs

  62. Jade Hallick says:

    Theres something about comedians named seth, i love seth macfarlane, rogan, and myers

  63. Gary Lett says:

    Funny ass video check it out https://youtu.be/e0I-tVAojOY

  64. isabelle haque-bousquet says:

    Ooooooooooofff

  65. Tramaine Terrance says:

    Hello, Humans. "Oh, read them, have you? Page-turners they were not. Yes, yes, yes. Wisdom they held, but that library contained nothing that the girl Rey does not already possess. Skywalker, still looking to the horizon. Never here, now, hmm? The need in front of your nose."
    ~Yoda(Star Wars: The Last Jedi)

    TERRANCE OUT

  66. Kerry says:

    even he thought some of those were lame.

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    also heal their bodies.

  69. Mandy Friday says:

    I never understood this segment

  70. BradyA1124 says:

    Seth had me laughing about elf on the shelf haha

  71. John Hardee says:

    I should expect nothing less from a jew. The Tree of Life is calling.

  72. Michael Szczys says:

    That why Bethlehem Innkeeper didn’t have a room. He didn’t want her having a baby in a hotel lobby. Besides the Roman Tax pilgrimage it was also Feast of Tabernacles so Bethlehem was swamped. He set them up with a nice quiet corner to have a baby. Away from all the other travelers. Everybody thinks innkeeper was just being a punk, he was not. Ya Burnt

  73. sharon berget says:

    Lame

  74. NothingIsImposible09 says:

    This show is for old liberals. Ya burnt

  75. knsummers says:

    Almost funny.

  76. sɪᴇᴍᴏᴡɪᴛ says:

    dont discriminate tre frogs

  77. Bryson Wood says:

    I happen to love cranberry sauce thank you very much.

  78. Thuytien Ngo says:

    0?.vthoi su quod te

  79. Jon Rathbun says:

    Dead on with the chestnuts. I've been saying the same thing about Christmas music for as long as I can remember.

  80. JME says:

    Tell me
    Just what you want me to be
    One kiss
    And boom you're the only one for me
    So please tell me
    Why don't you come around no more?
    Cause right now
    I'm crying outside the door of your candy store
    It just takes a little bit of this, a little bit of that
    It started with a kiss
    Now we're up to bat
    A little bit of laughs, a little bit of pain
    I'm telling you my babe
    It's all in the game of?
    Love is
    Whatever you make it to be
    Sunshine
    Instead of this cold lonely sea
    So please baby
    Try and use me for what I'm good for
    It ain't saying goodbye
    It's knocking down the door of your candy store
    It just takes a little bit of this, a little bit of that
    It started with a kiss
    Now we're up to bat
    A little bit of laughs, a little bit of pain
    I'm telling you my babe
    It's all in the game of love
    It's all in this game of love
    You roll me
    Control me
    Console me
    Please hold me
    You guide me
    Divide me
    Into me
    So please tell me
    Why don't you come around no more?
    Cause right now
    I'm dying outside the door of your loving store
    It just take a little bit of this, a little bit of that
    It started with a kiss
    Now we're up to bat
    A little bit of laughs, a little bit of pain
    I'm telling you my babe
    It's all in the game of love
    It's all in the game of love
    It's all in this game of love
    Let's play the game of love
    Roll me
    Console me
    Please hold me
    I'm out here on my own
    On my own

  81. Thomas Leity says:

    Oh Seth you justed saved yourself from a down vote… Love actually is the best

  82. Reformatt Show says:

    Omg, this is so bad… why are people laughing? 😲

  83. Elena Filipski says:

    🎉

  84. Mondria says:

    after starting so many migrating tree frogs jokes we need a migrating tree frogs joke already

  85. Charles Frederick says:

    So is this just the crappier version of Jimmy Fallon's "thank you notes"?

  86. Patrick Obermiller says:

    Is this supposed to be comedy?

  87. Shiva's Chimera says:

    Someone Invent some Robo Raiser's!
    Writer's are the most hated resource on the planet….know what I'm sayin?
    Script writing is conquering ..
    Not improv. Need some leaflets to go with a burnt president?
    Holy Notes!
    Sorry this is just a commentary!
    What's taking you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long to change the world? Ha
    Good thing paper is …..cheap.

  88. Cesar C says:

    Why is this trending?

  89. csea peru says:

    no one calls any more? good path to peace and quiet is to get rid of any texting device

  90. Chinese Pug 700 BC. Today says:

    his finger is directly in front of his nose. I laugh every time at a presidential debate.

  91. Tommysuth101 says:

    Like👍🏼 this comment and sub to me and I’ll sub back 🤘🏼👌🏼🤗🎉

  92. Molly Spurgeon says:

    Those damn neglected tree frogs never get their due.

  93. Zach Keller says:

    Seth meyers sucks dick with his pretty hair and douchebag rhetoric

  94. Brian Sounalath says:

    That’s like the Leslie Jones Louis ck SNL sketch “Ya Gone!”

  95. steve michigan says:

    Late night as a funny show disappeared with Jay Leno's retirement. Now all trash every one of them didn't watch this clip just leaving a comment

  96. Fred Williamson says:

    Poor guy hates everything and thats what liberals admire ?

  97. Mari M. 125 says:

    Pleeeeeeease more yaaaa burnt

  98. Stephanie Logan says:

    LMMFAO, Canada does every backwards..lol.

  99. LucenProject says:

    2:33 Side Burn for Tanya Harding

  100. Danielle Wilson says:

    When will we learn abou the tree frogs?

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