Surf Brah Tattoo Disaster – Tattoo Nightmares Returns Tuesday, June 23rd!

Surf Brah Tattoo Disaster – Tattoo Nightmares Returns Tuesday, June 23rd!


– ALL RIGHT, JANSSEN. YOU GOTTA TELL ME THE STORY
BEHIND THIS, KID. – FEW YEARS AGO,
I WAS DATING A GIRL. SHE WANTED
TO GET MATCHING TATTOOS. – COME ON. PLEASE? – I REALLY DIDN’T WANT TO DO IT.
– MM-HMM. – BUT TO MAKE HER HAPPY,
I WENT AHEAD AND SAID, “YEAH.” – YOU’RE AWESOME. YAY!
– [laughs] – A COUPLE DAYS LATER,
I TELL MY FRIEND, AND IMMEDIATELY
HE’S LIKE, “DUDE, “THAT’S
TOTALLY IDIOTICALLY STUPID. JUST GONNA END UP
WITH SOME GIRLY TATTOO, MAN!” – BRO, I DIDN’T EVEN THINK THAT. AND I SAY, “WELL, HOW DO YOU
GO–WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?” – YOU SHOULD TOTALLY
GET THIS LOGO. SHE HAS
THE SAME FIRST INITIAL, BRAH. – YEAH, BRAH. – OH! – SHE WOULD THINK
I GOT THE TATTOO FOR HER, BUT I COULD TELL MY FRIENDS,
“I JUST GOT A SURF LOGO.” – THAT’S SNEAKY, BRO. – WELL, IT’S KIND OF A WIN-WIN
SITUATION, YOU KNOW. SO WHEN WE GET TO THE SHOP… – SO WHERE
WE PUTTING THESE THINGS? – AND SHE POINTS
TO HER TRAMP STAMP. – NO WAY. – [chuckling]
AWESOME. – SO IT’S ABOUT A WEEK
AFTER THE TATTOO, AND MY GIRLFRIEND’S
SHOWING HER FRIENDS. – [giggling] – ONE OF HER FRIENDS IS LIKE, “WHY’D YOU GET A SURF LOGO
TATTOO ON YOUR BACK?” – WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, STUPID? IT’S MY INITIAL
INSIDE OF A WAVE. SEE? – THAT’S NOT YOUR INITIAL. – WELL, HER FRIEND ACTUALLY
SHOWED HER THE REAL LOGO. – UH-HUH.
– SHE WAS SO LIVID. – I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN! MY NAME IS JENNY! – SHE SAID
I WAS A LYING SCUMBAG, SHE NEVER
WANTED TO SEE ME AGAIN, AND SHE ALSO VOWED
TO GET ME BACK. SO THAT NIGHT WHEN I GOT HOME, I JUST WANTED TO TALK
TO MY ROOMMATE. WHEN I GET TO THE DOOR,
IT’S MY ROOMMATE NOT BEING QUIET OR ANYTHING,
HAVING, LIKE, THE SEX OLYMPICS. HE’S SCREAMING, SHE’S SCREAMING. – THE SEX OLYMPICS?
– YEAH. AND I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. HE’S SLEEPING
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. – WHAT THE HELL?
– POW! HA-HA! – WHAT?
– YEAH. SO HIM AND I ARE,
LIKE, ARGUING BACK AND FORTH. – UH-HUH.
– HE BLAMED ME FOR TRICKING HER INTO GETTING THE TATTOO.
– DUDE, THAT WAS YOUR IDEA! – YEAH, WELL, YOU WERE ASKING
FOR SOME ADVICE, MAN! I JUST GAVE, MAN.
IT’S WHAT I DO. I DIDN’T SAY
YOU SHOULD TAKE IT, MAN. I’M STUPID.
– BRAH, YOU’RE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME PUKAS WERE COOL.
– YOU GUYS BOTH PLAYED ME? – SHE WAS, LIKE, INFURIATED. SHE GOES INTO THE GARAGE,
GRABS AN AX, AND JUST STARTS CHOPPING UP
MY SURFBOARD. – WHAT?
– [chuckles] – I…HATE…
– AAH! OH! – YOUR…GUTS!
– OH! AH! – NEEDLESS TO SAY,
I KICKED OUT MY ROOMMATE, AND I NEVER SAW HER
OR HIM EVER AGAIN. – REALLY?
– YEAH, GOOD RIDDANCE.

Antonio Breitenberg

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12 thoughts on “Surf Brah Tattoo Disaster – Tattoo Nightmares Returns Tuesday, June 23rd!

  1. chiemi garcia says:

    What 0 comments

  2. Coolbean94vevo says:

    "I should have known! My name's Jenny!" That's now an inside joke between me and my cousin

  3. TheBestMovieAlive says:

    I would have just made them both disappear, but I am cartel.

  4. NewYorkKidd says:

    so to get back at her boyfriend she fucks his roommate

    women have weird ideas when it comes to revenge

  5. Jarrell Kliefoth says:

    at 1:38 is the best part of this hole video for me

  6. Lilttle Beauty says:

    that shit is fake

  7. N says:

    Why do you have an axe though

  8. Yvonne Huie says:

    Funk

  9. Yvonne Huie says:

    Did anyone see the women in the background smack the guy to the floor on 0.18

  10. Deep Fried Rooster says:

    Haha the logo is made out of paper and markers.

  11. Tammy Hallett says:

    I love how we keep saying that skateboarding and surfing is his profession… Not many people make it big doing that in fact very few do and how old is he?!? Time to grow up dude and get a real job

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