Sports Announcer – SNL

Sports Announcer – SNL


>>YOU ARE WATCHING MSG NETWORK
HOME OF THE KNICKS AND RANGERS.>>WELCOME BACK RANGERS FANS.
DALE WORTHY HERE IN THE BOOTH WITH CHRISSY SMITH.
IT’S THE END OF THE SECOND PERIOD DOWN ON THE ICE AND THE
RANGERS LEAD THE OILERS, 3-2.>>OUR REGULAR RINK SIDE
REPORTER PAUL HANLEY IS OUT TODAY ON DIAPER DUTY.
HE AND HIS LOVELY WIFE JOAN WELCOMED THEIR FIRST CHILD A
FUTURE RANGERS FAN NAMED COLE. CONGRATS TO THEM.
>>LUCKILY LASLO HOLMES WHO USUALLY COVERS THE KNICKS FOR US
HERE AT MSG IS FILLING IN FOR PAUL WHILE HE’S OUT.
HERE’S DOWN THERE RINK SIDE NOW. HOW ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE
LAS?>>IN A WORD, COLD.
IT’S VERY COLD ALL AROUND HERE. I’M JUST PLAYING.
I’M HAVING FUN HERE AT THE HOCKEY GAME.
LOTS OF FUN HOCKEY GOING ON. LOTS OF WHITE DUDES ON SKATES
RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER AT FULL SPEED.
I DO NOT GET IT. JUST MESSING AROUND.
VERY DIFFERENT FROM WORKING AT THE KNICKS GAMES.
MUCH COLDER.>>LAS, WHAT’S YOUR IMPRESSION
OF THE GAME SO FAR?>>WELL, DALE, THE STORY OF THE
GAME IS ONE OF THE MAIN GUYS ON THE RANGERS– DON’T KNOW HOW TO
SAY HIS NAME, HAS LIKE 30 LETTERS IN IT, NONE OF THEM
ARE VOWELS. HE’S PLAYING GREAT WHICH IS
CRAZY BASE HE GOT IN A FULL FISTFIGHT IN THE FIRST MINUTE OF
THE GAME. HEY, AS THEY SAY IN HOCKEY,
LET’S DO THAT HOCKEY. I MISS THE KNICKS.
I’M JUST KIDDING. LAZLO HOLMES, VERY COLD, RINK
SIDE, RANGERS VERSUS OILERS.>>LAS, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
THIS RANGER OFFENSE.>>YOU SHOULD DO THAT.
>>I MEANT WITH YOU, LAZ. NOW, THEY CAME OUT OF THE BOX
WITH AN AGGRESSIVE OFFENSE WE HAVEN’T SEEN FROM THEM IN A
WHILE.>>THAT’S WHAT’S UP.
>>FROM DOWN THERE ON THE ICE, WHO DO YOU THINK REALLY MADE A
DIFFERENCE IN THE FIRST PERIOD?>>DEFINITELY THE HOCKEY
PLAYERS, CHRISSY. THEY WERE THE ONES WHO GOT ALL
THE SCORES. THEN YOU’VE GOT THE GOALIE,
WEARING EVERY PAD IN THE WORLD. AND A BASEBALL GLOVE.
HE’S WORKING VERY HARD, TOO. IT IS SO COLD HERE.
>>HEY, LAS, I SEE ONE OF THE PLAYERS THERE, I WONDER IF YOU
COULD GET A FEW QUESTIONS IN.>>GREAT.
LET’S TALK TO HIM. COME ON OVER HERE, DUDE.
OKAY. I’M HERE WITH — CAN YOU TURN
AROUND SO I CAN GET THAT NAME? AND THAT IS THE S, K AND J NEXT
TO EACH OTHER. SO, THAT’S A NO.
[ LAUGHTER ] I’M HERE WITH MY MAIN MAN.
I HAVE GOT TO KNOW, IN THE NEXT PERIOD HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO
THAT HOCKEY?>>WELL, YOU KNOW, WE JUST GOT
TO KEEP UP THE PRESSURE AND STAY OUT OF THE BOX.
>>THAT’S WHAT’S UP.>>WE HAVE GOT TO WATCH THE
ICING CALLS. COACH SAID WE WERE ICING SO MUCH
WE COULD OPEN A BAKERY.>>I DO NOT GET THAT.
>>YEAH, BUT WE REALLY JUST GOT TO PLAY SMART AND KEEP MOVING
THE PUCK AND AVOID THOSE FIVE MINUTE MAJORS.
>>THIS MAN SAID IT ALL. LET ME ASK, ARE YOU ALSO COLD AS
HELL?>>NO, KIND OF HOT, ACTUALLY.
>>YEAH, I’M VERY COLD. SO THAT’S THE STORY HERE IN
HELL. BACK TO YOU GUYS IN THE BOOTH.
>>WELL, THE STORY OF THE GAME HAS BEEN THE POWER PLAY.
HERE WITH A CLOSER LOOK IS OUR PLAY BY PLAY ANALYST TIM HAYWARD
WHO JOINS LAS, RINK SIDE.>>YOU SAID IT, TWO OF THE THREE
RANGER GOALS CAME WHILE THE OILERS WERE SHORTHANDED.
>>THAT’S WHAT’S UP.>>LET’S TAKE LOOK AT ONE NOW.
RANGERS ON THE POWER PLAY HERE. WE CAN STOP THAT.
AND THERE IS SHATTENKIRK AT THE POINT.
AND WATCH [ GIBBERISH ] FIND THE OPEN ICE IN THE MIDDLE LANE
THERE.>>CHRISSY, IT WAS HERE WHEN I
SAW SOMETHING THAT WAS VERY INTERESTING.
CAN WE PUNCH IN ON THAT? THERE IS A BLACK HOCKEY FAN.
HE DOESN’T LOOK COLD AT ALL. SO I’LL PROBABLY BE TALKING TO
HIM IN THE POST GAME SHOW AND FIND OUT EXACTLY WHAT’S GOING ON
THERE.>>ANYWAY, THE RANGERS SCORED A
GOAL THERE. DALE, CHRISSY, BACK TO YOU.
>>THANKS, TIM. LAS, DO YOU HAVE ANY THOUGHTS ON
IF THE COACH IS GOING TO STICK WITH HIS STRATEGY OF KEEPING
THOSE LINE CHANGES PRETTY SHORT?>>NO.
>>ALL RIGHT. WELL, THANKS, LAS.
>>AND THERE’S THE HORN. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.
>>I DO NOT.>>IT’S TIME FOR THE THIRD
PERIOD. WE’LL CHECK BACK IN WITH LAS
LATER WHO WILL BE COVERING EVERY RANGERS GAME FOR US WHILE
OUR REGULAR RINK SIDE COMMENTATOR
PAUL IS BACK FROM PATERNITY LEAVE.
>>PAUL, WE’LL SEE YOU IN SIX MONTHS.
>>SIX MONTHS?>>THIRD PERIOD STARTS NOW.
>>WHEN DID WE START DOING PATERNITY LEAVE?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Antonio Breitenberg

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100 thoughts on “Sports Announcer – SNL

  1. Kenneth Cunningham says:

    What it is.

  2. Gabriela Poplawski says:

    me during class presentations

  3. Mike Jardin says:

    Hes a natural.

  4. Tony Balles says:

    Turn around so we can get a name,that's a SKJ that's a no…😂😂☠️

  5. Callancer says:

    Skjei is pronounced “Shay” BTW

  6. Rory Scottish says:

    Glasgow ranges lol

  7. Rick R says:

    I wonder how many people realize that that's a real player's name on that jersey haha

  8. Stephanie Logan says:

    I don't care what anybody says..that bit was a funny ass motherpucker.

  9. JTrain says:

    If Chance ever comes back, this should be his character every time.

  10. CheeseFactory42 says:

    "Yes, I'm very cold! So that's the story at Hell!"
    Favorite line! XD

  11. yookie yookie says:

    Chance lowkey a really good actor

  12. pj mathison says:

    You guys don’t have paternity leave

  13. Alien Z says:

    Plot twist: The previous guy was fired and Holmes is the new hockey guy!!
    edit: Why you ask? Because the announcers love to watch him suffer!!

  14. Krombopulous Michael says:

    How you gon' do that hockey? xD

  15. furman761 says:

    They had to photoshop Kenan as random black fan, because couldn't find any black guys on actual footage from Rangers game.

  16. Benjamin Enchilada says:

    So true to life. I have yet to see a black person at a hockey game.

  17. Samuel Turner says:

    “None of them are vowels” every sports name ever

  18. bbb says:

    How you gonn do that hockey? 🏒

  19. SEABOSSGAMING says:

    I was looking at the scores at the bottom to see if the Blue Jackets would be there. apparently they did not play that day. also sad to see my Senators lose

  20. Callie Hester says:

    me, stroking the screen: brady skjei… ily

  21. J ORDYN says:

    “you should do that” “that’s what’s up” 😭😭

  22. Christopher O says:

    That’s wassup!!

  23. Nathan says:

    I am a hockey guy and this is hilarious and surprisingly accurate but I'm sure someone got offended and started crying because that's what we do now. No matter what it is someone is offended and then everyone starts crying and asking for people to be fired because in the name of tolerance we demand intolerance. I'm sure this was probably offensive to people with no vowels in their name. And probably offensive to people who do not understand the concept of a joke.

  24. Supplemental Sense says:

    That's not just any black guy in the stands though. That's Russ Tyler. I'm surprised he wasn't yapping at a player in that picture.

  25. Christopher Justice says:

    There are actually several black Hockey fans. Granted there's not many but they do exist.

  26. Aozotra says:

    when this first came out comments said it was racist but now its cool so idk…idk hockey so its funny to me

  27. smrkva says:

    This would be me talking about any sport.

  28. Reck says:

    One of SNL's funniest skits

  29. j b says:

    Can we have him interview P.K Subban.

    for the non-hockey fans he is one of the best players in the NHL and he's black

  30. Squirtle225 Gaming says:

    0:03 I love MSG! Get it, like the nonessential amino acid

  31. Chelo World says:

    I really wanted to see his interview with kenan😂

  32. BLACKHAWKSVISION says:

    Why is it called MSG Network?

  33. leerey14 says:

    I miss Goodneighbor, SNL fuckin sucks.
    I almost laughed once.

  34. Kai Ringold says:

    🤣🤣❤️ # classic

  35. Matt Pawlowski says:

    They spelled Canadians wrong in the bottom line.

  36. Miss_stick_ 07 says:

    “Let’s do that hockey”

  37. Marco C says:

    I want to talk about this rangers offense.
    Laz:You should do that !!!!!
    That’s wassuppp
    Rofl

  38. Patrick Nilan says:

    “Let’s talk about that ranger offense.”
    “Yeah you should do that!” Hahaha😂😂

  39. Evan Clephane says:

    I really feel like chance could pull a will smith because he’s actually pretty hilarious

  40. Bruce Armacost says:

    There are no shortage of sports reporters who could just as competently cover an NBA game as they could the NHL. Whether it was the writers' intention or not the joke is that this black guy is hopeless as a broadcaster/sideline reporter unless he's covering basketball.

  41. Joe Vespaziani says:

    Oh! I get it – Black folk don’t know hockey!! Nice job SNL

  42. sundragon1976 says:

    He’s a good actor lol

  43. Cameron says:

    Chance can’t act.

  44. Steven Rice says:

    Exactly how I feel about that sport!

  45. Mystery Man says:

    This man's lack of hockey knowledge rivals my own

  46. silverskeeter says:

    They should do an updated one where he is waaay too into hockey now

  47. Ross Knodel says:

    4:10 that no at the end was too realistic

  48. Paul Knighton says:

    I don't know why I'm just now seeing this. I've watched it 10 times today and have been brought to tears each time

  49. Dennis Miller says:

    What! He can't pronounce those names? Has he ever seen some black people's names?

  50. Priyambada Bhagawati says:

    This was the funniest sketch ever

  51. Louis Brugnoni says:

    I’ve never listened to Chance but I just became his number one fan! That skit is the Bomb!

  52. Meekah She says:

    That's wassup 🤣

  53. chris madsen says:

    Better than basketball

  54. David Maksin says:

    Shey that’s how u pronounce it. Also I’m the biggest islanders fan in the world so I love hockey

  55. JLuVeeGee says:

    Only thing they missed was both Beck and Cecile with huge Wisconsin accents

  56. RJR 39 says:

    Before watching this …let me guess a black guy is gonna act like he's never heard of hockey and he's gonna call the white people ….do black people have any other form of comedy?

  57. PrynKya says:

    Lmao.

  58. Stryder Smith says:

    The laugh track gets old…SNL is weak nowadays

  59. AJ Constantine says:

    Hoooofah. 😖 This sounds like scrapings off the rusty bottom of a massive writers strike. Bring back Handy, Sargent, Downey, etc. — save this show.

  60. Juan E Juan says:

    “That’s the story here in hell” 😂😂😂

  61. Monty Campbell says:

    This is absurdly funny

  62. Evets Zerimar says:

    "Lots of white dudes on skates running into each other at full speed, I don't get it", lol

    "None of them are vowels" I died

  63. Ezra James says:

    Anybody else notice the background of the hockey game?

  64. hope you dont find this says:

    snl has so many basic jokes

  65. cale lively says:

    Had to come see this after Charles Barkley commented during the period break at the final Stanley cup gamee

  66. Bruce Warner says:

    Bad.

  67. Snkr Knwlg says:

    I woulda been funny AF is he gets slammed by a player when the 3rd period starts and he doesnt know whats going on

  68. Curren_wiggin says:

    Me when the teacher calls me up to answer a question.

  69. Adam Kean says:

    This is fantastic lmao

  70. martyna says:

    Wonder if they wrote it for some co worker who went on paternity leave

  71. DapperDan Man says:

    Chance is a natural when it comes to SNL.

  72. Джеймс says:

    That’s a S a K and a J all next to each other so that’s a no 😂

  73. latham taylor says:

    He was hilarious that night

  74. digital subliminal messages says:

    S T O P. R A P E I N G. B A B I E S.
    …that sucks …the nicks // just barly more to talk about / you could star gaze // head injuries are good incetive // …lets / silly / i wasnt sure this was gonna work

  75. Victoria Black says:

    Lol, that's what's up

  76. Cognitive Chaos says:

    She said, "diaper doody!"

  77. Cognitive Chaos says:

    "How you gone do dat Hockey!?"

  78. Cognitive Chaos says:

    "So that's the story here in Hell"

  79. L1KECLOCKWORK says:

    This is how I feel watching hockey.

    And I am pasty white

  80. L1KECLOCKWORK says:

    When the sports guy calls in sick at the news station and the weatherman has to fill in…

  81. Jeredan Surgeon says:

    I'd like to see him at a cricket match

  82. Maryssa Dennis says:

    anyone else notice at 3:40 when he says shattenkirk is on the point when he’s actually at the top of the circle lol

  83. Sweet Uniques says:

    Chance is hilarious. Especially on wild n out 💛💙💜💚

  84. Brody Tacker says:

    Goaly wearing every pad in the world

  85. Constance Keller says:

    1:19 is where the gold is.

  86. Constance Keller says:

    I just saw that The Rangers saw this and loved it… check it out…
    https://youtu.be/KQYxidgd5wo

  87. Baja Salad says:

    That’s what’s up

  88. UCanDoIt24 says:

    "I miss the Knicks"

    The first time those words have been spoken

  89. Bob Fisher says:

    Anyone here after The Big Day?

  90. Nick Amato says:

    "So that's the story here in hell" lol

  91. Bruinsfan 28 says:

    As a black hockey fan, that was hilarious, Chance was great, amazing guy!! It's cool, how they used actual footage from the Rangers game on MSG.

  92. SCS says:

    Most of the time when black people watch hockey they think its cool.

  93. Tyler Keller says:

    The only other pro sport that has more white people would be Utah Jazz basketball

  94. Daniel Weaver says:

    Who are the Oilys?

  95. trishaconnect says:

    That’s a S an a K and a J all next to each other

  96. Cody Kerstin says:

    It was that Reporters Big Day

  97. glenbard07 says:

    An overlooked part of this sketch is the use of actual scores from the NHL the night this aired on the ticker.

  98. Prodigy Hoops says:

    That’s What’s Up😂

  99. Faizan Shamsi says:

    honestly any knicks announcer would love a break from that garbage team

  100. Bartosz Andrzejewski says:

    "That's what's up" 😀

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