Soccer Trickshots! (Dear Ryan)

Soccer Trickshots! (Dear Ryan)

It’s at that awkward stage again. Gel? No gel? No gel. No wax? No wax. Wax off. What? Hey guys. So if you guys haven’t already noticed, which I don’t think you have because it’s only been 5 seconds into the video… I got a new chair! And I got it for free! Don’t worry, this is not a product placement. I just, they sent me and RHPC a bunch of free chairs So, givin’ them a shoutout. Thank you guys so much. Thank you to the homies at DH.. DXRacer. I just butchered their name. Don’t take the chairs back please. I kinda like it. If you guys didn’t notice, my chair was always squeaking and ruining takes in all of my other vlogs. I don’t know why it took me this long to get a new chair. Especially since I use this chair for almost every video. It kind of perfect too, it’s like our, it’s like the channel colors. In fact, I technically didn’t even get permission from them to use their brand in this video. So technically I think they can get it removed. I should probably cover that up with some funny pun joke. If you guys haven’t noticed, we always try to cover brands up in case they get mad, which they have in the past for some reason. I don’t know why. Free promotion, you know? We cover the brands up with super clever puns. Such as: And of course now. (fake laugh) Clever, right? Couldn’t think of a good one. Dude, I don’t know why I always ramble in the beginning of “Dear Ryan”. Let’s just jump into it! Really? 10 oreos? I mean ory joes. I’ve never done it before but I’m pretty sure it’s not that hard to do. In fact, I’m pretty confident that I can do the whole bag. But what’s a snow angel? Alright. Here we go. What do you think is the best part of the face? Probably like right here, huh? Dude, I this is a lot harder than I thought it would be. Two. This is easy. To get 10? I’m gonna go way past 10. Uh oh. This feels like it’s shaky. Dude, this is not gonna stay! I can’t laugh 9, here we go! Sweet! No!!!! Damnit! Let me try again, I can do it– I can do 10! This is a better base. F***! Yeaaaaaaa-aawwwwwh. It was on there! It was. It was on there! Oooh my gosh! I’m mad. Alright, I’m cheating now. Stack for me, and once I get 10, I’m gonna snow angel. Alright. Snow angel! [mumbles] Is this a snow angel? Damnit! [laughs] I did one right? You did one angel. Alright, let’s just see how much we can stack. 13. 14! I’m out of oreos! [laughs] Hold it, HOLD IT! OooooooooOOOOOhhhhh [All laugh] I don’t know how much that was. haha hahaha hahahahahahahahahahahAHaahaAHa’ AHahaAHhaAHhaAHhaAHhaHAha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA also known as Big Bang laugh *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* *gasp* (help me im going to die) old man is laughing *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* *pew* lol haha The british person laugh huha MWHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA ha HaAHHAHAHahAHHAaAAAAAAahaAaAAa im tired of typing ha the worlds most annoying laugh ever ─────────██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██───────── ────────██▒████▒████▒▒██───────── ────────██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██───────── ────────██▒────▒▒────▒██───────── ────────██▒─██─▒▒─██─▒██───────── ────────██▒────▒▒────▒██───────── ────────██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██───────── ───────██▒▒█▀▀▀▀▀▀▀█▒▒▒▒██─────── ─────██▒▒▒▒▒█▄▄▄▄▄█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██───── wow big nose seth rogan is offended HAHAHAHA HEHEhEEhEHEHehEEEHEEEHHEHEHhEhEHEheHEHEhehEhEHEHEHHEHeEE woow calm down do you need a doctor? I don’t get it.
(BURN) TEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE I’ve done a lot of wall-sits in my life. If you’ve ever done sports, you know what wall-sits are. It’s when you have to like bend your knees like your sitting like on a chair basically but against a wall. It like burns your legs. It’s extremely tiring. I can hold it for a long time. Alright, timer, starts… now! See I’ve done so many wall-sits in my time that this doesn’t even faze me anymore. (so proud of you Ryan) I don’t even feel like a burn. Like in fact, I could probably hold this all day. Let’s just go– Let’s do this again. Oh snap. Oh! I don’t know when this just started happening, but I’ve become known for puns. Like yes, I think puns are funny sometimes. But they’re cheap comedy. It’s really not that funny, it’s just silly and dumb. But I’m already starting to stay away from all pun jokes because they’re not good jokes, guys. Plus, a whole sentence of just puns, like is that even possible? I don’t know how I would do that but I will try and go look for some words that make me oh so funny and silly and just a fire, pun-spitting, galapagos animal no chill, beach! And there you go, I just did it. That entire sentence were all puns. If you didn’t catch it, I’ll do it a little slower for you guys. Yeah even I thought that was too much. That was a bit of a stretch You see guys, this is what I’m talking about, puns are not funny. I am completely over puns. But not anymore! *PHHHA* [9 ryans laugh] Well I mean last time you guys saw when we did it with Basketball shots. And that was already really difficult, okay? Ever since we did that basketball trickshot, every “Dear Ryan” is like: “trick shot, trickshot, do more trickshots!” Guys we’re not Dude Perfect, okay? We’re not even Dude Good. I don’t know, we’re not even good, we’re like decent. We’re Dude Decent. We actually like doing trickshots. But the catch here is that, none of us here at “Dude Decent” play soccer. Or football. Sorry for the rest of the world. The basketball one was hard enough, and we actually play basketball. So if we’re going to do a soccer one, I don’t know if that’s a good idea. That might take days. But I guess we can’t let our fans down right? Dude Decent. We do it decent. Oh my god. dang jeez loise wait till end daaaaammmnn ryan kick phone kick basket kick cap kick lucky kick ohh garbage kick basket kick 2.0 slide kick baby kick high kick. bloop i did this 2000 times before i got it perfect kick wow yes i slay kic See? Easy. (Ya nah u did that like 50 times before you got any of em rite) And we didn’t even break anything this time. So leave your question in the comments below, and you could be responsible for the next video. [laughs] Where was that? That was so close!

Antonio Breitenberg

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100 thoughts on “Soccer Trickshots! (Dear Ryan)

  1. BrayLikesAnimating says:

    3:42 at x25 playback speed

  2. Jayden Kim says:

    Turn Captions on Starting 6:14 for names of trickshots. It's funny.

  3. Alexandre Lasalvia says:

    Dava Jonas…

  4. Snowy says:

    3:30 made me laugh

  5. mail4Akj says:

    Dear Ryan,
    Please do a minecraft collab with pewdiepie. If this gets 1k likes, you've got to do it

  6. Deltaあくの says:

    'here at dude decent, we do it good'

  7. LiamXC says:

    Dear Ryan

  8. Elite Assassin says:

    3:30 that sounds like a real having sex

  9. TheSmartMeti says:

    Dear Ryan can you do the highest note on singing (Ariana grande)

  10. Steven DeMayo says:

    Not gonna lie but that rainbow flick trickshot that Paco did was not that bad

  11. Althea Lopez says:

    Im a silent laugher

  12. George Kapsis says:

    Dear Ryan, can you be Ryan?

  13. Abood Awadallah says:

    Dude you and dude perfect are the same

  14. Joseph Hotness says:

    Dear Ryan can u fart as u scratch if self

  15. A Plus says:

    how much types of sex position

  16. Meelzdawg says:

    Dear Ryan, how many people can you stack on your back

  17. Riley Martinez says:

    Can you do a hand stand

  18. James Brethzen says:

    Dear ryan, can you do a half court basketball trickshots

  19. IronSight says:

    4:16 I swear to god I noticed something off by the looks of it but I can’t tell what

  20. babbar78 says:

    Dear Ryan dare Sean to come back

  21. Lewis Piona says:

    Dear ryan can u fit three oranges in ur mouth

  22. Makoto Ikusa says:

    You can see Marley in the windowsill

  23. Iron Fist says:


  24. The Wreackers says:

    Dear Ryan can you ceicket trickshots

  25. AndyBandandy says:


  26. Agape Kamodi says:

    Dear Ryan
    Break a table with your head

  27. AndyBandandy says:


  28. Pataeto Master says:

    RYAN. The most annoying laugh of all time is the Diddy Laugh

  29. Alvindabest1 2.0 says:

    To cover the brand of the chair he could put do DX then a race car

  30. Mrwilliam Gamer24096023 says:

    I have the same washing basket as him

  31. Nerdy Animations says:

    Nigahiga: Puns aren't funny.
    (Megalovania intensifies)

  32. Ethan Ng says:

    What joker joker (DC) or joker (persona 5)

  33. Klays Toaster says:

    Turn on subtitles😂😂😂

  34. viet nguyen says:

    2:58 "That's my defense laugh"

  35. Sithembiso Dhlamini says:

    4:22 I love that dog 🤣🤣🤣

  36. Andy and Katie Brodie says:

    Dear Ryan be a Australia

  37. Andy and Katie Brodie says:

    Dear Ryan do Australia football AFL🏐

  38. Dhanush Sudhakar says:

    Ryan in the begining ur i's had a circle

  39. T-Bomb says:

    turn on captions lmaoooo

  40. Camdyn Molina says:

    Dear Ryan. Can you do how to basic video just for fun?

  41. Tanapat Anirukkul says:

    Brother:Wow dude decent!! So original!!!
    Me:Is he from Vat 19

  42. Tu Aung says:

    dear ryan can you stack boxes on your head

  43. isaac kim says:

    It's always stupid Paco but he's still cool

  44. NitSUj says:

    "Soccer trick shots"
    Uses soccer ball but just uses it like a bastetball

  45. VIKASH KUMAR says:

    Dear ryan do a human flip in real life

  46. VIKASH KUMAR says:


  47. roxip01 says:


  48. The Inkling says:

    6:28 Imagine failing for that one.

  49. The Brady Bunch's Funniest Home Videos says:

    it's 2019! I'd slap any body in the comments anyway

  50. chris allen says:

    Dear Ryan plz go through your phone in a video

  51. Mr Quack Quack says:

    When Ryan does Patrick laugh and you do captions, there’s a surprise >:)

  52. YeetMaster Diesel says:

    Anyone else notice paco’s shirt has boobs on it?

  53. Frank Mcduff says:

    Dear Ryan,could you go around the would in 5 days?

  54. NickDaRager says:

    Thisis ny birthday and i remember that year birthday

  55. Derek Fu says:

    ryan's cross eyed during the oreo thing

  56. Thia Dyer says:

    The laughs really got me

  57. The Dude says:

    2:36 tips he says it's types

  58. Raghunathan R says:

    Dear Ryan could you play soccer like Lionel Messi

  59. spill da secrets -w- says:

    This is when I figured out how to talk in puns.

  60. Jodie Martin says:

    Dear Ryan can you learn to back flip

  61. booyah boy says:

    Your awesome

  62. guiGamer XsX says:

    hi god night subscreve like whats Young name

  63. Fr0st B1te says:

    3:05 that is so relatable lol that happens to me a lot

  64. LittleASIANKiddo101 says:

    “Didn’t break anything this time”. Shows viewers clip of things breaking.

  65. you are legally ill says:


  66. bangtan vjin says:

    Dear ryan can you defeat godzilla

  67. Rachel Fionerin says:

    Dear ryan,
    Please make type of fary please

  68. Rachel Fionerin says:


  69. Faze Plays says:

    Dear Ryan can you solve a Rubik’s cube again without using the rewind trick
    Also you for got to shrug like 15 times

  70. romittcs says:

    Dear Ryan, can you please do frisbee Trickshots?

  71. Gabriell Prestes says:

    Oq o yudi tá fazendo ai

  72. Mansur Baurzhanov says:

    Who cool?
    NigaHiga like
    Dude perfect comment

  73. skull breaker says:

    Dear Ryan how many cheese puffs can you fit in your mouth?

  74. Deyvidy Washington says:

    Algum brasileiro ai

  75. Rehena Mita says:

    i want to be like you. (Dear ryan).# worst japanese. Teehee.

  76. Rice Boy says:

    Dear Ryan is your mom gay

  77. C l says:

    You could do


  78. XY Z says:

    Just basketball trickshots with soccer ball😂😂

  79. Edens St. Fort says:

    How do that how it works

  80. Jelaine Magsino says:

    Dear ryan you do ping pong tricks shots

  81. Zephyr says:

    Did anyone noticed oreo was switched to orio in 1:19

  82. Thesath Damketh says:

    dear ryan can you make a meme video

  83. T.A. Island says:

    Dear Ryan, Can you make a parody to Play Staition like nintendoe paper and Ifhone 8?

  84. T.A. Island says:

    Dear Ryan, Can you make a official fake trailer to clash of clans?

  85. T.A. Island says:

    Dear Ryan can you throw mentos into Coke?

  86. Alex Nguyen says:

    They do not know how to play soccer and then look like gods out there

  87. Awatea Poutai says:

    Watching nigahiga laugh Ryan: I dont get it? So he's saying he's not funny? BURRRRRRN

  88. LIU RUI YI WINNIE S1-10 says:

    Who noticed the Oreo became “Orio” like if you did

  89. Haidy Helal says:

    Dear Ryan Can You Do A Fan trick shot

  90. PingPinPao says:

    Turn on captions

  91. daniel kim says:

    I love soccer and you’re good at soccer

  92. lin li says:

    My favorite one was 7:00 one the rainbow

  93. RandomRoblox &MoreRandom says:


  94. iMyztiK says:

    When all the Ryan's laugh:


  95. Yheng Questin says:


  96. Guurl Park says:

    Volleyball trick shots?

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