RENO 911! – Terry’s Fiancee

RENO 911! – Terry’s Fiancee


OH, FOR CRYING
OUT LOUD. OH, TERRY,
TERRY, TERRY. [SIREN] WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED? SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT! TERRY? TERRY! KNOCK, KNOCK. HI. KNOCK, KNOCK. GUESS WHO? WHO’S THERE? SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT.
WE JUST SAID THAT. WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT? WHAT DO YOU THINK? I’M LETTING YOU IN.
I DIDN’T LET–
OPEN THE DOOR. KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? Both: SHERIFF’S DEPARTMENT. HEY, WHAT DO
YOU GUYS WANT? WE HAVE A WARRANT
THIS TIME, LET US IN. OK, HOLD ON. I’M JUST
GOING TO GO TO THE
KITCHEN FOR A SECOND. OK. COME RIGHT BACK. WE’LL WAIT HERE. ‘CAUSE WE HAVE A WARRANT. I’M GONNA MAKE
YOU SOME LEMONADE. OK, OPEN THE [BLEEP]
DOOR FIRST, PLEASE, TERRY. AND WE DON’T
HAVE AN HOUR. OPEN THE [BLEEP]
MIME DOOR. GOOD. [SQUEAK] THE LADY AT THAT
HOUSE OVER THERE– OK. LOOKING OUT
HER WINDOW, AND SEEING– HI. WHAT? WHAT DID SHE SEE? SHE SAW ME, UH,
TOTALLY PARTYING. CAN YOU DESCRIBE
“PARTYING” FOR ME, PLEASE, IN MORE
DETAIL. I GOT A CAKE– MM-HMM. AND THEN I
GOT MY FLUTE– MM-HMM. AND I GO LIKE THIS. ♪ BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO ♪ TERRY, CAN I ASK
YOU A QUESTION? ♪ BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO ♪ WHAT? IS THAT FLUTE
ANOTHER MAN’S
PENIS? WHOA, WHOA!
TIME OUT. HA HA. NO, TIME IN. NO. GAME…[WHISTLES] THERE’S NO TIME OUTS. GAME IN. THERE’S NO TIME
OUTS IN LIFE. WE’RE
BACK IN PLAY. WELL, MAYBE
THE FLUTE EVOLVED. OK, NOW WE’RE
GETTING SOMEWHERE. I SAID MAYBE, I
DIDN’T SAY IT DID. FIRST OF ALL,
I’M NOT GAY. I’M SITTING HERE
WAITING FOR MY GIRLFRIEND
TO PICK ME UP. YOU’RE WAITING FOR
YOUR GIRLFRIEND
TO PICK YOU UP. WHAT’S YOUR
GIRLFRIEND’S NAME
AGAIN, TERRY? SEEEEEMJI. Both: SEEEEEMJI? SPELLED? S-E-E-E-E-E-M, SILENT “J” “I.” [HORN HONKS] OH, LOOK WHO’S HERE!
HI, SEEEEEMJI! HI, BABY! WHAT’S GOING ON HERE? UH, I DON’T KNOW.
THE 5-O’S ALL
UP IN MY GRILL. WHY ARE YOU GUYS
ALWAYS HARASSING HIM? IT’S ABSOLUTELY
RIDICULOUS. HI, SEEEEEMJI. HI, SWEETIE. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU,
SEEEEEMJI. HI, I’M SEEEEEMJI.
THE “J” IS SILENT. THIS IS
MY GIRLFRIEND
SEEEEEMJI. HI. HI. WOW, YOU’RE…
YOU’RE A–A… AN ITEM. WE’RE A COUPLE. WE’RE ENGAGED,
BY THE WAY. WOW. CONGRATULATIONS. I GOT THIS AT
LORD OF THE WEDDING RINGS. IT’S BEAUTIFUL,
ISN’T IT? DOWN THE STREET.
YOU KNOW THAT STORE,
IT’S BEAUTIFUL. [WHISPERS]
We’re expecting. YOU’RE EXPECTING? MM-HMM. WOW! MY GOD! Wiegel:
BY TERRY? BY TERRY. TERRY PUT HIS WIENER– NO, NO, NO. INSIDE YOU? HE HAD, UM,
WE DID IT, UM, WITH, UM,
ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION. OH! BECAUSE HE HAS
A CONDITION NOW,
SO WE DON’T… WE DON’T ACTUALLY… [WHISPERS]
Have sex in that way. OH, OK. THIS IS A LOT
OF INFORMATION. A LOT OF THIS
IS STARTING TO
MAKE SENSE NOW. WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GET GOING. WHEN WE GET IN
THE BEDROOM…WE
GET IN THE BEDROOM, AND WE GET NUDE,
AND THEN I CAN’T GET…
AND I VOMIT. OK. OK. OK.

Antonio Breitenberg

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100 thoughts on “RENO 911! – Terry’s Fiancee

  1. Percy T says:

    Who knows the episode where Terry has a letter R on his necklace?

  2. tetrulz jam says:

    "I cant get hard and I vomit"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  3. METALMAN4Wii says:

    This was a surprise maybe there was a guy with a flamethrower at the meat and produce store I mean it is Reno?

  4. WHITE LION says:

    Wow Terry's gf is Christina Applegate? OMG!
    πŸ–πŸΏπŸ€―πŸ‘πŸΏ

  5. Cheng-Feng Yang says:

    Miss the show so much. It's still quite watchable in today's standard

  6. framodcole says:

    TERRY….the BEST!!!

  7. steven gray says:

    Damn, forgot how funny this show was. Nick your freaking hilarious

  8. Tejah says:

    The five-O is all up in my grill…LOL

  9. Ryan Nu says:

    Basically terry’s a rich gay kid with controlling parents who are forcing him to marry this woman

  10. JUNGLE SOL says:

    Idk the 5-0 is all up in my grill.

  11. the10thleper says:

    Isn't Lt. Dangle gay? Why is he always mean to Teri?

  12. NANA JAHNIQUEJESSIE says:

    πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ™ŒπŸΏ

  13. jj Venegas says:

    One of the greatest shows ever!

  14. Candy Land says:

    Terry is the best….hysterical lol

  15. unymitsu says:

    "Bloop bloop bloop bloooop" lol

  16. unymitsu says:

    πŸ‘πŸ‘ lord… of the…. wedding rings?! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  17. Jim says:

    He's not gay!! Whos shorts are the tightest

  18. Cristian Ramos says:

    Let's give a quick shout out to cristina Applegate

  19. Herb Tenderson says:

    Seeeeemji

  20. LishAnn Alexandra Bethea says:

    Why would she pull up at that exact moment I can’t πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  21. Heather Metz says:

    1:50 β€œLord of the wedding rings!”

  22. C.Casey says:

    Dangle goes out of character at the end…" OK…" .LOLOL

  23. JOE MOMMA says:

    😭😭😭😭

  24. Blake G. says:

    I though see was his pimp at first

  25. jrbisc99 says:

    When this show was in it's prime America was still pretty cool and free. PC culture hadn't taken over yet.

  26. dingusrevolver says:

    "Okay."
    "Okay."
    "Okay."

  27. Afro Atheist says:

    He paid her in crack to be his girlfriend.πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

  28. Sam Betanzos says:

    They juiced ya

  29. ximbabwe0228 says:

    I love how the police totally lean in to his nonsense like "no time out! time in!"

  30. dok holiday says:

    this was one of the most underrated shows ever.

  31. Tory Slusher says:

    @2:17 priceless

  32. MOBROOKS says:

    Nice legs.
    Seeeemji is fine as fuck.

  33. keoka hilliard says:

    I live for terry. Bring this shit back

  34. svagrod says:

    OK ,OK ,OK …LMBO

  35. Shane H says:

    Love to blow a load on seemy

  36. Wes says:

    Is that Christina Applegate?

  37. Death By Ostrich says:

    this is when Applegate still had a full set of Tits.

  38. r Negoro says:

    No shit.

  39. Joe Joe says:

    Damn Kelly bundy!,

  40. Moe howard says:

    I watched this years ago and didn't realize that Terry's fiancee was Christina Applegate…

  41. Valerie Goff says:

    🀣🀣🀣

  42. captainbrunch says:

    Is the Christina applegate??? Looool love it!

  43. nayr497 says:

    Thanks goodness we at least have clips again!

  44. Andreas Lim says:

    i think terry is gay

  45. Tara Sarvas says:

    Terry reminds me of Todd Chrisley .

  46. russell jones says:

    I love this show!!

  47. Sloppy Turtle says:

    Nick Swardson and Christina Applegate star

  48. Mamas need Love too says:

    Gf name lol

  49. Ky says:

    Oh,,they juice ya,,ok,,lol,,lol

  50. willy wayne says:

    or is it the chick from big daddy!!

  51. Vlad Vampirelord says:

    Seeeeeeeeeeejmi.

  52. holdmebackbrah says:

    Lmaooo

  53. JJ Thomas says:

    I can't even imagine how awesome this show would have been if it had been scripted. Improv is nice, but scripted is usually funnier

  54. D T says:

    Dangle half breaking character starting at 2:22 is hilarious. He wasn't expecting the vomit part. What a masterpiece that was!

  55. Bino Virex says:

    Chrisleys future

  56. dieselscience says:

    The "J" is silent.

  57. davids11131113 says:

    Hi I'm Seeeeeemji….j is silent πŸ˜‚πŸ’¦

  58. Sheilla Olga says:

    Bring the show back please πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  59. Steve Reed says:

    Do Cops realize that Reno 911 is how we see our Police now that we are recording Cops." Am i being detained?"……Hysterical !!!!

  60. Paul Muzik says:

    That male cops shorts πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  61. Peter Jarnes says:

    This clip cures my depression!

  62. redneckhippiefreak says:

    Following the Development of Terry on the show was a gem. Who could have imagined that all of his shit talking was backed up completely by the end of the show? XD

  63. Vince Serina says:

    Officer Dangle was out at the mall 'new boot goofin' when he had to respond to this…

  64. Lith333 says:

    "OK, ok". Hahaha that whole scene was great from start to finish.

  65. Vlad the Impaler says:

    Skin flute.

  66. Tanzanite TechNature says:

    Seeeeemji is Christina Applegate!

  67. Tanzanite TechNature says:

    Seeeeemji is Christina Applegate!

  68. CH567849 says:

    Maybe the flute had balls

  69. Rodney Smart says:

    Nick Swardson, totally committing to the Terry character. Emmy caliber performance.
    "The flute might have balls."

  70. Andy Dufresne says:

    It all makes perfect sense. Christina Appelgate can make gay guys think they're straight.

  71. Englandsbestlover says:

    Those shorts that the cop is wearing 🀣🀣🀣

  72. William Schaeffer says:

    "OK"
    "OK"
    "OK"
    😁

  73. Shaolin Killlah says:

    Terry was always the best part of this show

  74. Gabriel Afonso says:

    Applegates tits……Jesus Christ 😻😻

  75. Hollywood Hawkins says:

    Ok

  76. JJ Grey says:

    Lord of the Wedding Rings…

  77. Toughen Up, Fluffy says:

    OK.

  78. Con Man says:

    They're… expecting🧐πŸ₯΄

  79. vai82 says:

    Q’s waiting for the LGBT car, can’t wait to get in. #sticksandstones

  80. cmz8706 says:

    2:17 Thomas Lennon trying SO HARD not to laugh at Nick's last improv line, just can't hold it in, has to turn away from the camera and is already cracking up when he says "OK!"

  81. Butch Smith says:

    Bahahahahaha this is the funniest show ever

  82. Scott Anderson says:

    Shout-out to Christina Applegate.

  83. ROBERT Whatley says:

    The character Terry on Reno 911 is funny as hell πŸ˜‚

  84. Why the Race Card is Played says:

    The 5 0s all up in my grill. #culturetax

  85. HORRUS29 says:

    I wish this show was still on

  86. Wayne M says:

    This show should have been far bigger and more successful than it was. So funny.

  87. Jacob Taylor says:

    I liked this show as a kid. Not too long ago, all I really thought of when thinking about this show was that Charlie Day and The Waitress (his wife) met while filming a Reno 911 scene (Sunny is my favorite show ever). Now watching these old clips, I realize this show was critically underrated and I was too young to appreciate just how good it was.

  88. CHEVRONMACINTOSH says:

    Terry’s band https://youtu.be/QkCAwDbuD2g

  89. Christian Terrill says:

    It's amazing this is all improved!

  90. flightlessagbsls says:

    Poor Terry….

  91. Jo Jo82 says:

    I been having a crush on her since Married with children. I guess the saying is true. If she fine past 40 she fine forever.

  92. David Sanchez says:

    Bernie supporters be like…. dont assume

  93. M Hilde says:

    Reno 911 is the best

  94. Connoisseur Of Cars & Tig Ol Bitties says:

    I really remember watching this on channel 50 back in the days before cablevision & optimum wish I realized how funny this really was…
    I was so young

  95. THENEWGUY says:

    Woahhhh time out hehe

  96. Gilbert Martinez says:

    Christina Applegate!! Hell yeah!!

  97. Johnathan King says:

    Terry is definitely one of my favorites on the show.

  98. DARK DRAGONITE says:

    You can see him break character at the end. β€œI get nude and I vomit”

    Ha… β€œok"

  99. Pat Patrix says:

    "We get in the bedroom, we get nude, I then I can't get hard and I vomit".

    awkward pause

    "Okay."

    "Okay."

    "Okay."

    Annnnnnd…scene.

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