Parent Stories

Parent Stories


Parents. I, like many people, have parents. And even better… I think they’re pretty good ones. My mom and dad have always wanted the best for me
and my brother and didn’t let us do stupid stuff like lean back too far in our chairs at the dinner table. So good job on not letting us be stupid guys. Thumbs up. Gold Star. Well I did lean back too far that one time
but I’ll give you a pass on that one. And I learned my lesson. Everyone has some sort of guardian figure in their life
and I’m always going to be grateful I was able to grow up in a loving family with good parents. There’s been ups and downs,
arguments, disagreements. But when it all comes down to it,
they’re just looking out for me. “Jaiden, tie your shoes before riding your bike.” “Pshhhh. What do you know?” I’m actually at a big step in my life right now
because I’m moving out of their house. I’ll finally be out of the nest,
making my own choices. A free bird. If I want to have oatmeal for dinner, my family
isn’t going to be to walk in and look at me weird. I don’t care about your “oatmeal is a breakfast food”.
I like it and will eat when I desire. Just watch me. Moving out has made me think a lot about my life
growing up and everything my parents have done for me to be able to get to this point. And even though I could totally make a heartfelt video
about all the sacrifices they’ve made And nights they’ve spent caring for me. I’m going to talk about funny, stupid stuff because
that makes a better YouTube video. I’m on my own now. I got bills to pay. When I was little, I wasn’t a picky eater. I’m pretty sure
I ate almost anything on my plate. Some kids are all, “No. I do not like the taste of this mush and will not
consume it, no matter what you tell me.” “I will sit here with a pouty lip and arms crossed for
all eternity, in this high chair and when I die of starvation” “it will be your fault.” “Hun, just eat the frickin’ carrots.” Even though I wasn’t a picky eater, my parents would
always make up games to try and get me to eat stuff I still didn’t like. One night we were all at the dinner table and
my mom had the brilliant parent idea of saying, “Hey, how about we have a contest of who can
eat the most green beans the quickest?” Harmless? Right? She was just thinking it would be an easy and
sneaky way for us to get in more vegetables. But she underestimated my power. “You dare challenge me? Not only will I win but I will
eat the most green beans you’ve ever seen” “anyone eat in their entire life.” I ate so many green beans in such
a short amount of time that night. I won. (Obviously. Because everyone else was a scrub.) But after dinner I got really sick and
my mom’s plan kinda backfired. But I still won. So… Besides the infamous green bean eating contest.
Which we never did again. My mom always had a “Who can make the
loudest carrot crunch?” competition. I don’t need to explain the rules. It’s right in the name. My brother and I would go crazy over that contest. We didn’t even think about how we were eating carrots.
We just wanted to DEFEAT everyone ELSE. It wasn’t only until recently, I was thinking
about it and went, “Wait. Did you make that contest just
so we’d eat more carrots?” “Heh.” “Yea.” *gasp* *whispers*
“Betrayal.” Even my mom’s sister was tricky with my cousins
in getting them to eat their vegetables. My mom told me stories about how when my cousin
was just barely learning numbers and counting, they would be eating dinner and
she’d say to my aunt, “Mommy, I don’t want any more carrots.” “How about you just eat three more.” “How about… five?” “Hmm… well okay fineee.” Parents have become the masters of getting kids to eat
vegetables. Which is good. I applaud them for it. Nutrition is important, kids. Like how many times, has your mom just
randomly baked you brownies as a kid. And how many times did you think
about if there was broccoli in it. “Ha. Gotcha kiddo. You’re getting so much
vitamin C and K right now, you don’t even KNOW.” If you didn’t know about that, there’s a way you can hide
broccoli in brownies as an easy way to get kids to consume more nutrients without them fighting
you because they only want to live off sugar. Brownies are good at hiding a lot of stuff actually. Have you ever heard of black bean brownies?
There’s ways you can add black beans to brownies and no one will even know. Here’s one. Go and try it. Uh. If you want. It’s a good way to add protein to your diet because
everyone is so obsessed with protein and for some reason society thinks it’s the only
macronutrient we ever need and carbs are the devil and will destroy your life and kill everyone you love and Nuh. That’s a tangent for another video. So yea, two people who didn’t know, you can
hide broccoli in brownies, black beans, some people try other herbs. Let’s move on. I’m going to tell this story cause it’s kinda stupid and
doesn’t matter but I’m still a bit salty about this so you’ll probably get a kick out of it. Every kid has their thing growing up. Some liked dolls, some liked cars, some liked
pushing other kids off the swings. I was all about stuffed animals. They were my jam. Still kinda are. Anyway, one day I said, “Hey. I like stuffed animals and I like Pokemon.” *DEEP GASP*
“MOM! BLAZIKEN PLUSH. OH MY FRIG.” MOM: “Don’t say frig.” My mind was blown.
Two of my favorite things, combined together. Blaziken was, and is, my favorite Pokemon so
I was desperate to have this Blaziken Pokedoll. I was willing to wash the dishes, clean the house,
make a deal with the underlord, sell lemonade. And since my mom is such a push over… *BEEP* And since my mom is so nice, she let me and
my brother pick out a Pokedoll we each liked. I, of course, picked out the Blaziken and
my brother got the Totodile one. And can we stop and appreciate this Totodile,
by the way. Let’s continue. So my mom ordered the plushes,
they were like twenty bucks or something, and we were pretty happy campers when they arrived. I loved that Blaziken doll for a really long time. But, of course as with most children and their toy,
I started playing with it less after a while. I still liked it. But I gradually stopped bringing it
everywhere and eventually just kept it in my closet. Maybe like a couple years ago, the memory of it just
popped in to my head and I wanted to look at it again. “Yea. I remember all the fun times I had with that doll.” “I’d take it everywhere I went, I’d fall asleep with it.
Where did it go? I don’t remember where it would be.” “Mom, do you know where my old
Blaziken Pokedoll went? I can’t find it.” “I got rid of it.” “YOU WHAT?” Sometime when my mom was going through all her
stuff, she decided to get rid of my Blaziken Pokedoll WITHOUT ASKING ME! I was crushed. Pft. Well that is a bit extreme. I went from having a normal day to
having a bit of a less good day. But then I thought, “Wait, I’m an adult. I can just
find another one and just buy it myself.” “I don’t need my mom’s permission anymore.” So I looked on Google to try and
find a new Blaziken Pokedoll and apparently now they’re ultra rare collector’s items that aren’t even being sold anymore and
freakin’ worth a crap ton of money. “Now I’m having even less of a good day.” Yea, apparently these things are worth
more than a hundred bucks right now and everyone desperate to have one. And we bought it when it was like twenty dollars. “MOM, do you realize what you’ve done?” So it’s become my goal. Someday I will have
another Blaziken Pokedoll. One. Because I really like it. And two. I’m not a collector of anything but … now this might seem a bit evil to people
in the rare collectors community… I want to have as many rare Pokedolls as I can find
just because I’m not a collector. I want to have all these Pokedolls that are super rare
and a collectors like, “Holy crap! You have the set of Hoenn starter
evolution Pokedolls. Can I have them?” And I can be like, “No-o.” “Ah! Do you realize how rare these are? Collectors
like me would pay anything to have them.” “I know. And that’s why I want it.” I’m on a journey to get as many rare
Pokedolls as I can now. I think my target is Blaziken, Swampert, and Sceptile
because it’s the trio and they’re my absolute favorite. *whispers*
And they’re stupid rare. It’s an evil plan, I know. But I… think it’s funny. This video ended up being like 60% of me talking
about getting tricked into eating vegetables. I have more stuff to tell so I guess
there’s room for a sequel video. It won’t be next though because I like having other
videos between sequels. But it’s on the list. It was also coincidentally my mom’s birthday
the other day. So happy birthday mom. I’m going to take you out to dinner soon,
I just had to get this video done. But it’s up now, so yea.
Let me know where you want to go. Anyway, I think there is something else I wanted to
say here and I think it was important because I remember thinking to myself, “Oh, I don’t need to write that down.
It’s too important for me to forget” Or something like that. And here we are.
This is a bit awkward. Watch. I’m going to remember right when I click ‘Upload’
for this video because that’s totally something my brain would do to me. WELL. I guess that’s that.

Antonio Breitenberg

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100 thoughts on “Parent Stories

  1. an khang says:

    Am I the only person that like vegetables as a kid

  2. Lisa Harrison says:

    somebody send this gal dat blazeken plush.

  3. Fried Rice says:

    "Make a deal with the underlord" Uh… What-

  4. Anneliese Hebert says:

    I’m actually not really picky with my food as a kid and have an even diet of protein vegetables and junk food

  5. Fire paw pranks says:

    Nobody:
    Brownies can hide many things.
    /weed/

  6. dark_ wolf18 says:

    I really hope you do get another blazican poke doll

  7. Neve Robinson says:

    Jaiden:you can put anything in the brownies
    Me:oh you can put the internet in brownies

  8. Tracy Smith says:

    Furbished to

  9. Kaliyah Mccoy says:

    I was half asleep and was watching this so my "dream" was based off of this whole video and came up with an idea. So it's all of jaiden videos but we take real life clips and make it from her perspective

  10. Doughnut the hamster says:

    More like a free ari

  11. Dimitrije Miljkovic says:

    5:54 my mum does it too

    All the time

  12. JM Studios says:

    Hey, I was/am the master of avoiding my parent's tricks to get me to eat healthy.
    I KNOW EVERY CANDY/TRASH FOOD POSITION

  13. MetaDragon says:

    Who can make the loudest carrot crunch?
    Mom: crunch
    Me: Crunch!

    Big Chungus:

  14. Monty Langille says:

    My mom makes zucchini brownies

  15. Ronikun says:

    I LOVE Stoff animals

  16. snorlaxUpdates says:

    jaiden:every kid has there thing growing up

    me:i had a dying thirst to get better at punching so i would have power hahaha

  17. More Infin says:

    we had i workout bike in our class once idk y but a kid got stuck in it… with his shoelaces and we Skipped class trying to get him out… HECK YEH!!

  18. Hortencia Vazquez says:

    $425.000

  19. Hortencia Vazquez says:

    That's how much they are

  20. Binny G says:

    Ok so my sis she says stuff like "hey let's go play now" I'd be like "5 more mins" "NOOOO I want 20 more minutes" I be "hmmm FiNE oK FinE"

  21. Zac Perser says:

    I have 177 teddies
    . .
    ________/

  22. Gabby evans says:

    the OTHER special brownie 😏

  23. Amantacha 19 says:

    lol what's the big hate on carrots in this video?

  24. MooMooBoogs says:

    Jaiden: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE
    Jaiden: I'll collect as many collecters dolls as I can because I'm not a collecter
    Me: DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE? YOU CREATED A PARADOX JUST FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT!

  25. coffeemug190 98 says:

    damn

  26. Moo Moo says:

    You are bitch

  27. Isabel Vogel says:

    My mom never makes brownies ☹️

  28. Stuffy Fam says:

    My thing is stuffed animals But I’m 11
    I don’t care I still love them

  29. Gacha Random says:

    0:02 pause quickly
    What do you see in the bottom left corner?

  30. Gman Cipher says:

    You can hide a bunch of stuff in brownies like……….

    Weed

  31. Egg cat birb says:

    Jaiden: nutritoin is important kidz
    Me: eats apple*

  32. Jr LilBoi says:

    I don't need to be fed brownies with black beans I eat them like candy … I'm not wired 😢

  33. Mew2 says:

    I have so much Pokemon stuffed toys

  34. Mew2 says:

    My favourite is my lucario I have one Lucario

  35. Mew2 says:

    Poke doll and a Pokemon soft toy

  36. EdibleMilk says:

    WHERE US THE CARB TANGENT

  37. cat o says:

    jaidens parents are foodist

  38. Euan Stokes says:

    "I want super rare pokedolls because I'm not a collector and collectors would pay anything for it" – doesn't that make you a collector?

  39. Reap _er says:

    So jaiden how’s the pokedoll going? Got all three yet? It’s been 2 years

  40. Franki XD says:

    00:3 batman

  41. Its Derpy Logan says:

    I love stuffed animals and I don’t care, I’m 14 years old and I will do anything to get a Derpy stuffed animal

  42. Jishar Games says:

    I like Septile

  43. Wendy GravityFangirl says:

    My mom used to tell me and my brother that if we found the spines in the fish we were eating she would give us as many candies as those were, so we would eat carefully paying attention and we would strangle ourselves… the plan backfired because we were breaking the spines in half… that meant double candies.

  44. JSA Choudhary says:

    Have you ever looked at a comment and thought….. I wish I said that ;~;

  45. Jenuine Tea says:

    It’s nice to think someone out there probably has a blazikin pokedoll owned by Jaiden

  46. Jenuine Tea says:

    Does the fact that Jaiden wants to collect rare pokedolls to make a collector jealous make her a collector?

  47. Peyster Kids says:

    I like vegetables yey and one of my stuffed animals is not sold anywhere and is 150 dollers on eBay it’s a wolf squishmallow like if you know what that is
    👇🏽

  48. 666 ??? says:

    Wouldn't if you collect stuff that makes you a collector

  49. Dennis Thibeault says:

    Stuffed animals yeessss i had the same obsession

  50. Diego Cirillo says:

    I like broccoli

  51. Lilian S. says:

    My mom never made me brownies randomly… if ever

  52. waldo's stop motion videos and tutorials! says:

    0:03 its bootman!

  53. 1blackice1 says:

    "I want to collect poke dolls because Im NOT a collector!" Doesn't that make you….. nvm

  54. Polar Pomeranian says:

    If you want to get the most of something doesn't that make you a collecter????????!???

  55. Good pie says:

    Vegetables are good for your body

    BUt NoT FoR YouR TonGuE

  56. Chase_YT aka Doge TM playz says:

    Why wat there Batman?

  57. Spackler Studios says:

    The amount of money people want for those Pokedolls sounds like the people that really want Bionicle sets in sealed pacfkaging. Seriously, Maxilos and Spinax, one of best Bionicle sets according to the Bionicle community, is worth at least $300 sealed!

  58. Willow Studios says:

    "Like how many times, has your mom just randomly baked you brownies as a kid."

    Too many..

    "And how many times did you think about if there was broccoli in it."

    Zero. My mother has never put broccoli in brownies.

    I have made the beans brownies before. And of course, they were disgusting.. I think I made them at a diabetic baking thing.. I honestly don't know what it was called..

    I also need carbs to live… uh.. yea.. I'm diabetic.. hooray. TwT

  59. its your boy ollie ballie says:

    Jaden: u can hide other herbs in brownies

    Fbi:knock knock knock FBI OPEN UP!
    LOUD CRACKING SOUNDS

  60. Channel of Rexidos says:

    Fam, theres a better looking and more accurate looking blaziken plush on the market for 48 bucks

  61. Medina Brothers says:

    Your cousin is like me

  62. XxJay's WingxX says:

    0:03 surprise in the bottom left corner

  63. Wood Chair says:

    One day, we had green beans for dinner. My grandma asked me if i wanted salt on them. I said yes, and to this day, I always salt my green beans. I never salt anything but them.

  64. Wolfie_Studios Playz says:

    Her voice at 0.5 speed .-.

  65. aznboo09 says:

    Then the carbs would have to kill you 🙁

  66. Budgie Birdsalot says:

    My heart stopped when you said that the Pokémon is like $500 now

  67. Mayray 2021 says:

    i tried black bean brownies. they were so disgusting we threw it out.

  68. Addison DeFalco says:

    I actually made black bean brownies in FACS
    THEY WERE DISGUSTING!!!!!!!

  69. L.D The Kat says:

    I only have my mom. Cuz my dad died…. I'm honestly over his death cuz I never met him lol.

  70. joss soriano says:

    Who said my mom made me any brownies….. or even anything to eat….3:30

  71. O5 2 says:

    I had Darkrai

  72. Itz Saints Gaming says:

    Still waiting for the day when I can move out.

  73. X._Txypical._ .Nxture_.X says:

    Jaiden: You can hide anything in brownies! Broccoli, Black beans,-
    Me: Wee-

  74. Areej Hassan says:

    I like many people have parents

  75. Memes says:

    Who is watching in 2019?

  76. A Mess says:

    You can also have vegcake where it looks and TASTES lile chocolate cake but it had broccoli

  77. Lynette Mayne says:

    who else seen the sad batman in the corner when Jaden said parents

  78. brick builds and songs! says:

    Don't grow bacteria that will say EAT PIZZA

  79. Lexi Faulkner says:

    Wouldn’t that make u a collecter because u want to collect them

  80. Pure Hyper says:

    3:30 or pot

  81. Hannah Parsons says:

    me too

  82. Da Turtle says:

    Special brownies

  83. V the Weirdo says:

    I always said when I ate meat,”This food is INEDIBLE” and now I need to eat meat to stop from fainting

  84. usa feenandez says:

    No

  85. Aperture Laboratories says:

    Well my parents make me eat my vegatables too. Forcefully………

  86. Chlobow Harmizzle says:

    One day my best friend made brownies with zucchini, for her b day and brought them in for the class. The majority liked them. The next day our teacher asked what the worst thing they have ever tasted and this really annoying kid said her birthday brownies. EAT YOUR ZUCCHINI KIDS

  87. Uganda Knuckles says:

    👁👅👁

  88. Supersonic Carson says:

    Jaiden there is a blaziken pokedoll for $28!!!

  89. Supersonic Carson says:

    On amazon

  90. LemonBELL 333 says:

    Who’s watching this in 2019?

  91. Kayla_thelonelypotato says:

    Who saw Batman? Like if u did

    :3

  92. Will Timmons says:

    Everyone! Lets start a kickstater or gofundme for jaiden's weird obsession for pissing off these nerd collectors!!!!!!

  93. Lemon Lollipop says:

    This video probably made those pokedolls more expensive

  94. Sally Posey says:

    Her: I still won heha
    Me: lol 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂

  95. alix the destroyer Buck says:

    I like dolls to and pokemon

  96. Cl0ver playz says:

    1:22 made me die 🤣😂❤💞💕💟💓

    Also, pause and then click this-> 2:02

  97. Serene Rowland says:

    B E T R A Y A L

  98. jason and the gang da gacha life tuber says:

    What you have a mom and dad

  99. ClassicDay IHateJakePaul says:

    Jaiden: I'll finally be free out of the nest, makeing my own choices, a free bird
    Me: you furry

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