Ozzy Man Reviews: Soccer Dives

Ozzy Man Reviews: Soccer Dives


Here comes a regular kick followed by a big commotion. There’s a lot going on in the bottom corner of the screen. It looks like there’s minor contact yet major fucken pain. Yeah, nah he looks like me when I stub my toe on the coffee table. A doctor is called in. He’s like “Don’t fall asleep. Stay with me. Stay with me. Think of your family and friends”. “You’re gonna get through this damn it.” And he does. Either the doctor is Jesus reborn or he was fucken faking it. Look out for the massive choke hold and it’s after effect, Which is a full facial pain. Haha, he checks for blood. Look away now just in case look away. Ah no it’s all good. There’s no blood. Fuck me there’s a sniper in the stands. This dickhead has clearly taken a bullet to the back. And the impact has shattered his ankle, foot, toes, knee, leg. Everything. This fella has a lot of space between him and his opponent. Surely nothing can go wrong. OOHHH, of course it can. He is confused and outraged for not being awarded a free-kick. Here comes KSI representing youtubers everywhere and he’s gone down. I think he’s imitating his role models. But if not, I hope this old injury doesn’t come back to haunt him when fighting Logan Paul. Here comes a headbutt. No! Maybe! Kind of. I don’t think so. And another headbutt. Or is it a kiss on the forehead? I’d say it was a kiss and he feels like his boundaries have been crossed. These two wankers have absolutely, no intention of keeping their eye on the ball. Is that Ronaldo? Isn’t he meant to be good? Awh dear! We’re gonna need another magical Jesus doctor down here again. Or an exorcist. He is fucked. There’s a bit of wrestling and a punch to the face. It could be a knockout. Or perhaps slight dizziness. Let’s double check how hard the punch was. Yeah it was a big one. It fair dinkum had Mike Tyson power behind it. Look out for brain damage, ey. Oh, it’s gonna be another brutal headbutt. I can’t watch it’s too violent. OOHHH Dear!! Both wankers go down like a couple of sacks of shit. Check out my second YouTube channel and twitch channel. Links in the description below!

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100 thoughts on “Ozzy Man Reviews: Soccer Dives

  1. Ozzy Man Reviews says:

    Check out me 2nd YouTube Channel. It's a talk show: https://www.youtube.com/ozzymanspodcast
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    I take the piss out of soccer, but I will admit it… I've been looking forward to the World Cup. There, I said it. I don't mind soccer.

  2. Lofty Radish says:

    What a bunch of losers.

  3. Sean Minor says:

    Itโ€™s a shame players do this in such a well respected sport

  4. A I says:

    Italian guy wasn't diving think he just did his ACL in

  5. Jacob Galloway says:

    Soccer is for pussies and foreigners.

  6. Karam J says:

    do they do that on purpose? wtf… sure is funny though.

  7. thesinaclwon says:

    Players who do this should be banned from the league

  8. sahdeo kumar Ravi says:

    Football has become a joke!

  9. McCracken216 says:

    This is the crap that makes soccer literally unwatchable.

  10. bkingk8 says:

    Soccer plays are the biggest pansies on the planet.

    Fuck me a toddler with lukimia is tougher and more manly

  11. John Mortellaro says:

    What do these clowns say to their kids or do they not let them watch the game. Funny thing is they call this football

  12. clive lambert says:

    footballers are fucking little children

  13. kiddiescripterkiller says:

    What a bunch of retards… The academy award goes to… not any of these clowns… when I get hurt I don't flop around like a freshly landed fish… I stay still wishing and hoping the pain will go away and it isn't worse than it feels and isn't anything major…
    Plus these idiots act like there isn't any cameras recording their "performances"… what tards…

  14. Andy Macrae says:

    I reckon Ronaldo should get this years pink too too award as ballerina of the year.

  15. Spero Crow says:

    This is why soccer isnโ€™t mainstream in the US.

  16. ShallWeLet's says:

    soccer has the biggest group of pussies.

  17. I'lleatyou says:

    Bunch of fucking fairies. Softest sport on earth.

  18. madsxcva says:

    such a dangerous sport …

  19. dan Yes says:

    Soccer is sooooo full of shit. No wonder no on gives a crap about it in America.

  20. M Robert says:

    W need another vid please, with the fucktart Rivaldo, in Korea I guesss …

  21. Erika Panick says:

    Jesus..๐Ÿ™„ pussies.

  22. Luke Lopez says:

    And that is why i can NEVER watch soccer

  23. saikot wasty says:

    Naymar be like m I a joke to you ozzy man?

  24. XeXeeD says:

    Meanwhile girls playing football almost killing each other ๐Ÿ˜‚

  25. CUNT DESTROYER 3000 says:

    Some of them look like they got possessed instead of injured

  26. Jisa fanvideos says:

    As a horseback rider this makes me laugh.

  27. Tachyon Drive-by Shooting says:

    Hence the saying " He has the pain threshold of an Italian soccer player"

  28. Wyyrdo Jim says:

    Soccer is full of drama queens.๐Ÿ™„

  29. Kevin Mayer says:

    "Roll" models, that was good.

  30. Kevin Mayer says:

    Diving is something players kinda need to do to protect themselves sometimes against rash players or players looking to get an edge using fouls they know won't be called. It's like saying hey, you can't try to foul me and get away with it because I'll embellish it and get the call that way.

    It's over the top sometimes for sure, comical even.

  31. handsom.chris says:

    The exorcist part gets me every time

  32. Verum Vindex says:

    Soccer players are pussies! Here in Spain we say "if he flips over 3 times or more, it's 100% fake".

  33. Vwiked says:

    Is that Ronaldo?
    He is supposed to be good

  34. Samuel Studer says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  35. potato filming says:

    Fucking English cunts lap this shit sport up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  36. IITian Boy says:

    THERE'S A SNIPER IN THE STANDS

  37. Mr. Muscle Drinker says:

    Leeds ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’›

  38. Visfor Vegan says:

    This is why I hate soccer at the professional level.

  39. David Shark says:

    Football dives

  40. Chris Vaughan says:

    โ€œWe might need a second jesus doctor or maybe an exorcist!โ€
    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  41. Jonathan Hernandez (Student) says:

    Why include ksi it's a fucking charity match for entertainment

  42. โ€ข Haze โ€ข says:

    Those last two are something else smh.

    Grabbing the other guys wrist and pulling the other guys arm into his own face? What? And headbutting someone and pretending you got headbutted? Thatโ€™s whole new levels of trying to cheat.

  43. DjWizNZ says:

    Football the game for poofters, fucking actors..

  44. Binay Singh says:

    Why coach fake i dont understand…

  45. Alastor Kittelson says:

    What's a pewdiepie? Like a peach cobbler? T-Series? That a car or some shit? New to interwebs. Fresh outta prison. Educate me!

  46. Gonzalo Cartes says:

    Lo mas grande chilito

  47. Captain Jack Sparrow says:

    sniper in the stands!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

  48. Conor Kearney says:

    ๐Ÿ‘

  49. AClRCLEOFLlGHT says:

    I feel sorry for anyone who likes Soccer. Do they not have replays or play reviews like in REAL football? The penalty for that shit should be benched on the opposing team's side and forced to give testicle massages the rest of the game.

  50. uH says:

    1:54 iโ€™d actually punch the shit out of a person and be like โ€œu want me to punch u?โ€ if they ever did that to me and be like

  51. Grumpy Oldfart says:

    Yup just can't get behind a sport that diving is in the play book and that nothing is done about it. They are just so bad at it. If they were actors they would be starving.

  52. AlexisDraxler says:

    First of all itโ€™s call football and it is billions mile better than footy
    But anyway love your channel

  53. Penguin Pie says:

    fuck british soccer

  54. Distinctio says:

    KSI was over exaggerating it as a joke

  55. Mujahid Syed says:

    1:41

  56. AVID STINGRAY says:

    It's funny how the guy just held his hand and punched himself on his face ๐Ÿ˜‚ 2:04

  57. Gryff Longprong says:

    Fucking disgrace to the human race

  58. Stevie Lowe says:

    So pathetic and embarrassing
    I knew we would see Ronaldo in there too

  59. Stoneryoda 937 says:

    1:54 stop hitting yourself… myself.. Iโ€™m not doing it mom help …

  60. mrmarvel8 says:

    Fucking hilarious!
    This pretty much sums up Fairyball Soccer.

  61. Mustafa Ashraf says:

    Where is Neymar๐Ÿ˜‚

  62. Rafael S says:

    2:00 what ? ๐Ÿ˜€

  63. larry Lathrop says:

    Looks like they hurt themselves by acting hurt. Yet another reason to hate soccer.

  64. Lito Lambanog says:

    Bwahahahahahahahagagagahahahahah nice one ozzyman

  65. stopdropandroll says:

    0:46 may have torn an Achilles…

  66. Ameir Ateif says:

    Soccer/football in a nutshell

  67. Marco Solo says:

    Ranaldo is one big Soccer Cry Baby!……………fuckin Wanker!

  68. ValensBellator says:

    Dear god the cringe, why do fans tolerate this?

    At least in womenโ€™s football itโ€™s a little less common, but menโ€™s is just unwatchable at times (especially if it involves Brazil lol)

  69. Vir Khanna says:

    the "roll models" joke was underrated

  70. Gabriel Afonso says:

    Iโ€™m pretty sure the Italian guy tore his Achilles there

  71. spaintom89 says:

    Cunts

  72. Raymond Lo says:

    2:10 the one got hit the hardest felt nothing… That's game rule I believe.

  73. Gabba Gandalf says:

    Football pros are little crying pussys

  74. A S says:

    And thatโ€™s why I canโ€™t take soccer seriously… at least this is hilarious to watch lol

  75. MidLifeBiker says:

    There's a million cameras recording but still this goes on. Some clubs even coach it…using live fish haha

  76. Joe Average says:

    ….I think heโ€™s imitating his roll models… I see what you did there

  77. indomitusEvehementis says:

    Sacks of shaitz indeed. Red card to those clowns must be enforced!!!

  78. binomalia says:

    it is football you dimwit

  79. Ross Ross says:

    I dont understand how these pussies consider themselves men.they ruin the game.

  80. Kostenlos V-Bucks says:

    Football such a pussy sport

  81. Bloodjinn Rowan says:

    This is why soccer is the most pathetic "sport" on the planet.

  82. Baz H says:

    This is one of the reasons I hate football.

  83. Herbertsiegl Die steirische Eichel says:

    That's the part I hate about soccer.

  84. Vivian Cai says:

    It's like when I am 5 years old and my brother shoot a rubber band at me and I shout and scream that my arm is broken.

  85. Jason Krantz says:

    dam, some soccer players are pathetic

  86. brian Evans says:

    I swear football players are the biggest pussies ever telecast…WTF!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  87. Good Listener says:

    Overpaid pussy.
    I hope all soccer players will watch the 2019 rugby World Cup and see how tough rugby players are.

  88. [[[ *Dragonier* ]]] says:

    Professional football is pretty pathetic

  89. Morphic c says:

    They need a soccer category in the Razzie Awards.

  90. Almightyz 12 says:

    Gamst Pedersen๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž

  91. Paul LaCroix says:

    Turn on a hockey game to quickly counteract the pussy bullshit you just witnessed. Hockey will restore your faith that not all men are fuckin pussies.

  92. Judith Keating says:

    Ok. Soccer is just embarrassing.

  93. TheLondonForever00 says:

    The guy that ot snipered was a proper shit c*nt!

  94. The Wolf says:

    Cristiano Penaldo. Is the Lebron James or Football. He calls himself the greatest and he is a flopper by nature.

  95. The Messiah says:

    Is that Ronaldo? Isn't he meant to be good?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  96. Blackconduit_FPV says:

    Glad you rip the shit out of this bunch of play acting dickheads, they ruin the sport with it.
    Ronaldo is sick tho๐Ÿคฃ……
    Oh and to clarify something…. Play acting like this is done in football for only one reason, to get the opposition yellow/red carded in order to gain a numeric advantage in the game, NO.., they are not actually hurt in these clips, its called play acting, it's not allowed in football nor is it liked in football, but its a fine line between acting and real, its a con, and if someone's acting skills are good they get away with it, but if that player gets caught doing it they get the card.

  97. Orfey says:

    ะฒะพะฝัŽั‡ะธะต ะฟะธะดะฐั€ั‹ ั„ัƒั‚ะฑะพะปะธัั‚ั‹

  98. CNN FakeNews says:

    A game for pussys no doubt there

  99. Holty Horse says:

    He looked like a fish flopping around ๐Ÿ˜‚

  100. The moose Man says:

    Blatant cheating should come with red cards and a fine for these petulant children

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