Welcome to slippery stairs female edition. They are off and racing. Absolutely flying. Oh dear! Green takes a tumble already. Perhaps they’re going too fast. It seems like the pink sheila is setting the pace. She is quick as lightning. Keep an eye on red on the outside though. She’s like “Nahh fuck you pink. I’m gonna stick it to ya”. “I’ll give you a run for your money.” Ohh green and blue a fucked down there. Noo! pink goes down. She chucks a spready and takes out gold and orange. Orange appears to be stuck in a spready. Ohh pink gets back to her feet now. and red is at the halfway point. She can’t seem to get further than that. Pink makes a run for it, fails miserably and goes into her favorite safety position. She springs back onto her feet. No wukkas. Orange says “Hey blue, how about a foot in the face!?!?”. Meanwhile, the methodical as fuck red has been chipping away, and she goes down. She’s screaming. “Naaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!” Boom!! The crowd loves it when someone fucken fails. And orange goes down again. Red, blue, all of them. Pink is yelling “Tout tout. Here comes the vagina train”. I don’t actually know what I mean by that but who gives a shit none of this makes any sense anyway. Pink chucks a spready again and takes out everyone. Red is almost at the top and She’s Fucked It Again!!! All the way to the bottom. Pink surely has at this time Nooo!! fucked it as well. There’s a horizontal slippery spready to the gods and a quick recovery. We’d expect nothing less from the pink Sheila at this stage. She’s at the halfway point taking a quick breather. And here she goes, on the home stretch. She’s going for glory! She’s going for gold! She’s going all the way. She has a huge lead!! And she’s fucked it again!!! Suddenly Green has the lead. Look at her go. She’s moving so fucken slow. Ahh what the hell I’m going for green. Slow and steady wins the race. Come on Team Green. Fuck me pink flying to the top again. And she’s fucked it in the ass again!!! She is incapable of learning from her mistakes. Come on green, you gotta punish her for that. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Come on, just a little bit faster! I mean, it’s a good strategy. Why you waving? Who were you waving to? Just stay focused you can do it. The pink sheila is hot on her heels again all of a sudden! Now. She’s reaching out. She’s gotta grab her by the pads. She pulls her pants down!! She’s holding onto the treasure chest!!! Just reach out and grab the check!!! She’s got it!!! She’s got the check for 10 bucks or whatever it is. A free coffee. A free burger. Look at pink doing her move again. Oh, wowie that was incredible. What a race! She’s got it. Everyone’s exhausted. I’m exhausted!! I need a nap after commentating that. That was fucking intense. What a great day on the slippery stairs, though. What a great fucken day!!