Ozzy Man Reviews: Slippery Stairs (Female Edition)

Ozzy Man Reviews: Slippery Stairs (Female Edition)

Welcome to slippery stairs female edition. They are off and racing. Absolutely flying. Oh dear! Green takes a tumble already. Perhaps they’re going too fast. It seems like the pink sheila is setting the pace. She is quick as lightning. Keep an eye on red on the outside though. She’s like “Nahh fuck you pink. I’m gonna stick it to ya”. “I’ll give you a run for your money.” Ohh green and blue a fucked down there. Noo! pink goes down. She chucks a spready and takes out gold and orange. Orange appears to be stuck in a spready. Ohh pink gets back to her feet now. and red is at the halfway point. She can’t seem to get further than that. Pink makes a run for it, fails miserably and goes into her favorite safety position. She springs back onto her feet. No wukkas. Orange says “Hey blue, how about a foot in the face!?!?”. Meanwhile, the methodical as fuck red has been chipping away, and she goes down. She’s screaming. “Naaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!” Boom!! The crowd loves it when someone fucken fails. And orange goes down again. Red, blue, all of them. Pink is yelling “Tout tout. Here comes the vagina train”. I don’t actually know what I mean by that but who gives a shit none of this makes any sense anyway. Pink chucks a spready again and takes out everyone. Red is almost at the top and She’s Fucked It Again!!! All the way to the bottom. Pink surely has at this time Nooo!! fucked it as well. There’s a horizontal slippery spready to the gods and a quick recovery. We’d expect nothing less from the pink Sheila at this stage. She’s at the halfway point taking a quick breather. And here she goes, on the home stretch. She’s going for glory! She’s going for gold! She’s going all the way. She has a huge lead!! And she’s fucked it again!!! Suddenly Green has the lead. Look at her go. She’s moving so fucken slow. Ahh what the hell I’m going for green. Slow and steady wins the race. Come on Team Green. Fuck me pink flying to the top again. And she’s fucked it in the ass again!!! She is incapable of learning from her mistakes. Come on green, you gotta punish her for that. Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Come on, just a little bit faster! I mean, it’s a good strategy. Why you waving? Who were you waving to? Just stay focused you can do it. The pink sheila is hot on her heels again all of a sudden! Now. She’s reaching out. She’s gotta grab her by the pads. She pulls her pants down!! She’s holding onto the treasure chest!!! Just reach out and grab the check!!! She’s got it!!! She’s got the check for 10 bucks or whatever it is. A free coffee. A free burger. Look at pink doing her move again. Oh, wowie that was incredible. What a race! She’s got it. Everyone’s exhausted. I’m exhausted!! I need a nap after commentating that. That was fucking intense. What a great day on the slippery stairs, though. What a great fucken day!!

Antonio Breitenberg

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100 thoughts on “Ozzy Man Reviews: Slippery Stairs (Female Edition)

  1. Ashu Misra says:

    Vagina train…fuk meee๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  2. 3.6 roentgen says:

    frogman and frogwomen win both competitions.


  3. Kiley Carelock says:

    Toot, Toot. Here comes the vaginia train

  4. Famke Freckles says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚ fuck I love Japanese game shows

  5. Antรณnio Margalho says:

    Pink spreads her legs like she's gonna take on the hole world with her vagina … what an lovely girl.

  6. Bruce Lombardo says:

    So do the losers get auctioned off to westerners? Asking for a friend.

  7. amerocker says:

    "She's got the check…….for ten bucks." ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  8. ASAPB0SS says:

    0:32 pink looks fucking plastered

  9. PJ pj says:

    Pinkie always spreading her humps whem falling lmao hahahhaa

  10. Pranjal VW says:

    Vagina train๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  11. Show See says:

    Vagina train lol

  12. kalpesh chauhan says:

    Slippery sreadie to the gods๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‹

  13. Depressed Meal says:

    Asians are retarded

  14. R M says:

    Flying Pink V with the wall rebounds.

  15. Ismael The Emperor says:

    Pink is a specialist in the vagina train

  16. MrMozoak says:

    Favorite safety position!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAa…………………………….

  17. Chris Vesy says:

    I'd better snatch a seat on that Train…๐Ÿ˜œ

  18. Chri C says:

    Now put them in a bikini and we got the perfect show.

  19. That Guy says:

    Pink is a lil bitch

  20. Venu Krithish says:

    Pink was so tired after so many spreadies

  21. dee bu soh says:

    They shd wear bikini..

  22. Saint Christopher says:

    "No, pink goes down; she chucks a spready and takes out gold and orange; orange appears to be stuck in a spready"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  23. Me Me says:

    Is that AOC in the pink?

  24. Shaun Davis says:

    for 10 bucks ! lol

  25. Please Do Tell says:

    Too bad that girl had underwear on underneath

  26. jules me says:

    Here comes the vagina train ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ What?!

  27. manoj joshi says:

    Never has there been a woman who spread her legs like pink does

  28. 3dyn says:

    Pink sure loves to spread her legs.. .

  29. Bjorn A'grin says:

    If you say others don't learn from their mistakes why is it every chance you get you prove you can only speak or think in filthy porn terms

  30. Alex C says:

    Lol why does everyone looks so miserable in these japanese game shows?

  31. Eika May says:

    Lol the blue shiela gets dragged everytime

  32. Kendrick J.Ramesh says:

    I love it

  33. Nirvana Of Monkasar says:

    Slippery spreay to the gods๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

  34. jensilf fernandes says:

    Ur fuckin awesome Ozzy Man

  35. karan Rajput says:

    Love u man

  36. Cisco Geo E Garcia says:

    Here comes the vagina train ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  37. Jumbomuffin13 says:

    Whatโ€™s with the girls spreading their legs when the fall… guess Japanese youngsters are more interested than books and work as people say.

  38. Mahesh Panda says:

    The pink one cringed me so hard

  39. Flair Ortiz says:

    That was a cunt move for the pink bitch.

  40. balzonurchin says:

    Pink is everyone's type. The instant she's on her back, her legs are wide open.

  41. Rob M says:

    Those girls are way to young to wear white women face!

  42. C.V. Rajendra says:

    Fkin hilarious sheelas

  43. Faizan Hassan says:

    If I am going down I am taking you with me #vagainatrain๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  44. Steam Juggler says:

    Loving the commercials

  45. Mesh Grow Bags says:

    Most spreadies ever!

  46. Venom says:

    That is all sperm

  47. Swag420 AAMC Channel says:

    1:06 toot toot

  48. WolFang says:

    anybody know the outro music?

  49. HC DaVe says:

    Oh lord don't do this in 'Murica the SJW/PC/FEMINISTS cunts would rant all over this

  50. 1075twist says:

    Ozzy Man , thanks for the laugh. I needed it today.

  51. To Yu says:

    Why did they open there legs when they go down?

  52. Jonathan Rivera says:


  53. Roni Sarkar says:

    The blue one is messed up every time

  54. Luis Macarandan says:

    2:48 gotcha bitches

  55. Saurav K says:

    Dang !!! Haven't laughed so hard in years !!!

  56. deanmoncaster says:

    Cracking bodies shocking boats.

  57. rbc21 says:

    What a cunt that pink twat

  58. Ricardo Cubek says:

    Pink is an asshole

  59. 4estrose says:

    No one is going to say anything about their bare feet on that cold ice?
    No wonder they are trying to protect their feet when they slide down.

  60. D D says:

    Was I the only one turned on by pinkys spread eagle every time? Haha

  61. C-FU gaming says:

    Pink really wants the entire planet to taste her spreading powers

  62. Osmund of couch crushers says:

    It's a free vhs copy of Robin Williams best move, what dreams may come and a box of broken glass butter flavored to help you cope with the movie in the opening scene

  63. lkjyuiop says:

    That shit was jizz from everyone that watched

  64. Mighty Megatron says:

    Pink was a bitch, glad she lost

  65. Al Willi says:

    Love it
    Them college Chicks, fine as Frog's hair๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ†

  66. george castrillo says:

    Go for pink!!!! Yeah!!!

  67. Que Dableyou says:

    that was honestly awesome

  68. Yavuz Adam says:

    I would have shot the pink down right in the beginning. Problem solved

  69. HerHollyness says:

    Pinkโ€™s spreadies are so deliberate; sheโ€™s trying to bring the others down with her legs. And then she grabs Greenโ€™s skirt when she wins! Bad sportsmanship. Also – why do the women have to wear a pointless skirt?

  70. Your Mother says:

    I would believe dear pink if she said she fell and got pregnant

  71. David Jarvis says:

    Loads of spreadies !

  72. Barrabas says:

    If i didn't like the color pink before, i sure hell don't like it after watching this ๐Ÿ˜† ..

  73. Kasper says:

    Just one penis at the bottom and there'd be like 22 new babies in the world.

  74. BRANDON TN says:


  75. JarHead SS says:

    I'm pretty sure this is north Korea sick tv shows

  76. Danafondo says:

    3:08 white supremacist alert

  77. Can we get 10k subs With no videos says:

    Ozzy: green seems to be the first one to fall

    Blue girl: am I a joke to you

  78. Stranger Danger says:

    Got to wonder why these women go into a full on twat spread when falling.

  79. Love Niggas says:

    'Here comes the vagina train' omg! ๐Ÿ˜‚

  80. Toyota Destrolla says:

    The slime gods are pleased now.

  81. Chaitanya sandeep says:

    Pink is an idiot!

  82. Mourning Star says:

    This is better than The Handmaid's Tale

  83. prince reza says:

    I love the commentary.
    Here comes the vagina train. Hahaha

  84. Where's Waldo says:


  85. the gipper says:

    Did anyone else see green throw up the white power symbol at the end?

  86. Prakhar Singh says:

    Make more of slippery stairs mate! This is too funny ๐Ÿ˜‚

  87. SuperDud3ed says:

    Seriously what show is that?

  88. Zedhead187 says:

    Japanese people are awesome.

  89. William Jackson says:

    That bitch in green needed to slap the one in pink. Fucking treacherous cunt

  90. Daffy Duck says:

    Vagina train ๐Ÿ˜‚

  91. thomas longjam says:

    0:49 meanwhile the methodical as [email protected](k red

  92. Ima Nalien says:

    Here comes the vagina train?

  93. Max Lave says:

    Woooomen are ready to open their fucking legs in everything they do and everywhere.
    Thats what woooomen are for.

  94. Roy Good says:

    Pink just wants the D

  95. agetori77 says:

    Pink is gonna need a new tailbone

  96. The Preview Channel says:

    try watch philippines version

  97. It's Just A Meme Bro says:

    So this is what goes on after the bukkake party, now i know.

  98. Mamang Wiiikkkwiiikk says:

    Green always win this fckin slippery sh#t game…remember how frogman won this dramatically

  99. Rahul Nagenahallimllikarjun says:

    Ozzy man is obsessed with Sheila's

  100. Larry Belitsky says:

    Appropriately enough, "Suntory" is a brewery

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