My Experience with Sports

My Experience with Sports


Do you want to join soccer? Not really… *ball thud* My mom had me in physical activities before I was even able to comprehend the idea of free will. But that’s not anything I’m complaining about. I really enjoyed most of them and it got me being active really early in life. If Mom didn’t do that, I’d definitely would have just sat on the floor of my room and played with a Lite Brite for 15 years… When I was four, my mom was like, “Alright, up and at ’em future diva!” “Time to get those feet a-tappin’!” Since I was so young, I really don’t remember anything about dance classes. I know we had a tumbling part where we would spin around or do somersaults, and I think there was a giant foam cheese wheel I would run full-speed into. I don’t know what that was all about… I also have this distinct memory, that when I was on my way to class, I was chewing gum in the backseat. AND FOR SOME STUPID REASON, I took it out of my mouth and started playing with it. Except, it started sticking to my fingers the more I tried to get it off. and by the time Mom opened the door to let me out, I- One dance recital, I was doing this routine with other girls in front of the parents. I was in the center like the little queen I was. And apparently in the middle of the performance, the girl on the left froze up and stopped dancing… … “Megan, I swear to God if you ruin my big moment, I’ll put gum in your hair.” I guess it wasn’t that big of a deal, but there was a part where we had to start shuffling to the side, and she still wouldn’t move. So what did I do to continue the show? I grabbed her tiny four-year-old hand, we looked at each other, I nodded, and her eyes lit up with determination. We danced in sync for the rest of the show hitting every step perfectly! and got a standing ovation from all the parents as we were showered by flowers!
*cheering and clapping* Just kidding, I started pushing her as I was dancing because she was in my way. *hercules music plays in the background*
*laughter* After blowing it out of the water and becoming too good at dance with gum webs, and shoving away the competition, I dropped it and started cheerleading. And I don’t remember anything about that era at all! My parents could be like, “No, you never did cheerleading” and I’d be like, “Yeah, ok.” One time getting out of my dad’s car to go to practice, I slammed the door onto my thumb and was like… “daaAAAAD!” And that’s it that’s all I got for ya. It doesn’t have anything to do with cheer at all. But here’s a picture of me doing some cheer thing for proof I did it. And also here’s my thumb. I- Yes, I still have it. Next step was gymnastics! That was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life. Not because we were doing a bunch of crazy flips and spinning around bars. Nah, I was just a freakin’ PUSSYCAT. I was so bad at everything. I was the first to fall over with the wall handstands, I couldn’t do a single pull-up. I still can’t :'( I didn’t know why people kept yelling “Stick it!” at me. “Uh, yeah! Stick it to the man!” I was so wimpy and bad, I was the kid the coaches had to pull aside during practice and be worked on one on one. While everyone else was having fun in the foam pit, I was taken off to the side to work on not being a failure! Coach: “Jaiden, lean back. I’m spotting you.” “We’re gonna do a backbend.” Jaiden, panicky: “NO, I CAN’T DO IT!” Coach: “Just lean back. My arm is right here, I’ll-” Jaiden: “NEVER! I HAVE NO REASON TO TRUST YOU.” *spits* “Stick it to the man.” I didn’t spit in anyone’s face. But I was never able to do a backbend because I trusted no one and thought I’d just fall over and die. I was a woke six-year-old. Already knew not to trust anyone but myself. “Aren’t you the one who slammed your own thumb into a car door?” And then one time, I was at a friend’s house jumping on a trampoline, and I landed on my knees weird, and somehow spun it into an excuse to stop gymnastics. YAY QUITTING! Not a prodigy born gymnast? Well, all right then, how about soccer? I played soccer for a long time, just like everyone else has, and actually really enjoyed it for a while. My first team was called the Pink Panthers because our uniforms were hot pink. I was the nerd of the team that kept a stuffed animal Pink Panther in my soccer bag for good luck! It didn’t work. We sucked butt. But it was still a lot of fun! Coincidentally, one time we played against another team that was also pink. They were called… … the “Pink Panthers.” “All right Pink Panthers, we’ve got a big game this weekend against… the ‘Pink Panthers.'” “Well, it sounds like we win either way.” All the parents would be trying to cheer for us, but it was pretty confusing because it would just turn into, Casual Soccer Mom 1: “Go Pink Panth- uh…” “Go… Hot Pink Panthers!” Casual Soccer Mom 2: “Come on, Light Pink Panthers. You’ve… got this!” Soccer Coach: “Don’t pass it to the other team- that’s your own goal!” “Eh, whatever.” I ended up not liking soccer after a while, because everyone was getting more and more intense about it. “FREAKING DESTROY THEM, AMELIA! KICK THEIR SHINS, YELLOW CARDS ARE JUST WARNINGS!” “H-How ’bout we just have fun guys?” I couldn’t keep up with the burning hunger for victory everyone else started developing, and I started getting really scared. Whenever there was a one-on-one charge to the ball, I would run at full speed to look like I was dedicated and wanted to win, but at the last second, I’d just run past ’em because I didn’t want to get plowed or kicked in the face. And then I kept running and ran all the way home. Call me selfish, but I wasn’t taking a soccer ball to the face for this madness! I wasn’t that devoted to the team. Like, I don’t mind losing! During soccer, I also tried karate for a couple years and enjoyed that too… … until it started getting more extreme, and everyone was gaining an undying thirst for intensity again. “Hey, this is kind of fun!” (Jaiden gets punched.) There isn’t much to say here. I enjoyed it for a long time, my brother and I were in the classes together… That was some fun sibling bonding time. “Yah!” We participated in little tournaments where we would perform our forms, and spar each other. Sometimes we would have to perform forms to music, and it was like a little dance recital except without any four-year-olds that needed to be shoved off the stage. And I’m not gonna show any footage of those tournaments, because it’s very embarrassing and I don’t need that on the Internet- *Kung Fu Fighting plays in the background* Finally in sixth grade, I dropped everything and started up tennis, which was the first sport I actually got the hang of and loved. I even joined the high school team, which was cool. One time when we were practicing after school, the guy’s track team was doing warm-ups by the courts. So they were all lined up behind the fence in the sitting area. It was pretty chill. We were doing our own thing and stuff. But every once, in a while one of ’em would make a stupid comment like, “Yeah, you go girls!” “Come on, hit it harder!” No one took note of them because they were just pesky boys, and we were too busy kicking butt. But at one point, I smacked the ball hard enough that it bounced and stuck right into the fence where one of their faces were. I don’t like showing off in front of guys or people or anything. That’s not at all my thing. I can be attracted to all genders which is normal and not a big deal, and would still rather just stand in a dark corner and not draw attention to myself and be invisible. But the shock on his face and the fact he stumbled back a bit out of surprise… Freakin’ hell yeah. That made me feel like All Might for a sec there, with a sassy attitude and taking no bull from anyone. “HAHA, I AM HERE!” Little side story: Tennis practice in the Arizona summers were freakin’ BRUTAL! It would be a hundred and sixteen degrees outside, and we would be playing for three hours. There were points where people would be in the middle of a match, go off to the side to throw up, and then get right back into playing! “BLEH!” “15 love!” And that’s it. That’s all the sports I’ve been involved in during my lifetime so far. (AMAZING ANIMATION, LIKE WHAT THE CRAP)
I’m glad I have all those experiences, because I feel like they gave me a lot of spice and variety to my life during those times. It’s really important for your health to keep active, and I had a lot of fun just being a kid running around and doing sports and feeling great. And now I do nothing but sit behind the computer and draw for eleven hours straight. The end. Oh hey! Funny seeing you here. It’s been a while. Sorry about that. But also, I’m not too sorry because I was away on family vacation, and I had a good wholesome time because I love my family and want to spend time with them. Anyway, it’s been forever since I’ve done any sort of sports whatsoever because I stopped pretty much as soon as I left high school. There would be a few times where my friend Kate and I would try to go out and play tennis again and be like “Yeah, it’ll be fun to hit the ball around just like old times!” And then we’d suck, because we haven’t even looked at a tennis racket in like two years! One time in 10th grade, there were these two guys in my chemistry class talking about sports like the stereotypes they were, and one of them was like, “Is tennis a sport?” and I’m thinking to myself “No, that wasn’t a real question. He’s goofing,” and the other was like, “Hmmm…” “I don’t think so.” And in my head, I immediately stabbed myself in the brain. Tennis is a sport! It’s… not- it’s not an opinion. And I’ve got hard proof. Hey Siri? Is tennis a sport? *Siri activates* “𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚐𝚞𝚎? 𝙰𝙳𝙿 𝚘𝚛 𝚆𝚃𝙰?” *Siri waits for response*
Uh… ADP? *Siri responds* “𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚄.𝚂 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚘-” She didn’t even question it, she just went “What league?” BOOM!! Not even open for discussion! Siri shut that down real quick. Thanks for watching the video. Talk to you later. Tennis is a sport. If you disagree, you can fight Siri, bye.

Antonio Breitenberg

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100 thoughts on “My Experience with Sports

  1. iScy _ says:

    5:23 Dragonball z tournament?!?

  2. Philana Rantz says:

    Plus ultra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Kade Mora Miller says:

    I was in a soccer team when I was younger and everyone had a blue jersy and we got to pick our name, I said something about a blue gummy bear and someone else said something about assassins so we ended up being the blue gummy bear assassins

  4. Thegamegeeks says:

    5:21 me:omg it’s dragon ball z

  5. Lubens Pierre says:

    WTH DO U MEAN PESKY BOYS

  6. Britney Cannon says:

    Meagan I swear to god if you ruine this for me I will put gum I your hair 😂

  7. Sylver Galaxy says:

    A soccer ball hit my face once… it didn’t hurt… BECAUSE IAM A LEGEND

  8. Emmy M Chu YT says:

    I laughed so much XwX

  9. boii I suck says:

    Hey I'm a year late and I did gymnastics for 10 years ;3

  10. Sebastien Neaves says:

    Jaiden: do u wanna play soccer?
    Me: I'm one of the best young talents. So yeah

  11. Sebastien Neaves says:

    2:11 happened to my sister

  12. Sebastien Neaves says:

    Imma boy and can do handstands

  13. Sebastien Neaves says:

    4:26 try community soccer

  14. Sebastien Neaves says:

    5:23 same

  15. Iky Vlogs says:

    “I can be attracted to all genders..” SAME

  16. Maria Doodles says:

    7:15 is no one going to appreciate that animation?

  17. blue shadow wolf says:

    Jaiden: it made me feel like all might HAHA I AM HERE
    deku : 😀😂😲

  18. Fuzzy Life says:

    Jaiden:a pro goal
    Me:…1millon hits in the face

  19. Andres Cacho says:

    You like bnha ?

  20. 鍾沛匡玩遊戲 says:

    5:19 Senses undertale chara

  21. Abood 2019 says:

    Me: taps a random jaiden video
    Tablist: full of jaiden videos
    Me: interesting

  22. arthur ramsden says:

    Kindergarten reference 1:07

  23. pickle potatoe says:

    I WAS ON A SOCCER TEAM is it bad they were scared of me welp

  24. Siriusly? Yes. says:

    My first soccer team was named the Purple Panthers because half of the team wanted Pink Panthers, and the other half wanted Purple so I was like "Heyyy, Purple Panthers"

  25. The weird Gacha life ROBLOX and more lover. says:

    How come that girl you were pushing looks like me 🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

  26. United Nations Rep. Lipton says:

    I was at the other end of the tennis v track part. I can confirm we would say things “ how can you play tennis for 3 hours !” We thought it was hilarious. We never made fun of the girls or boys who did it. We just made fun of the sport.

  27. Freya says:

    It's called
    FOOTBALL
    because you hit the BALL with your FOOT

  28. KGRs Stuff says:

    4:44 them eyes

  29. British Creamy says:

    I was a devoted goalie. I took a ball to my BALLS to save a goal. It was not worth it because all I got was one of my mates saying."good goal" while I was on the ground in pain

  30. Khalid hamad says:

    Hey Jaiden what do you look like In real life!

  31. Khalid hamad says:

    Jaiden you need to get more intense!

  32. Mila Burhanzai says:

    I did not even know that there was music until I used ear buds.

  33. Charlie the Dog Foox says:

    “FRICKING DESTROY THEM SAMANTHA KICK THEIR SHINS YELLOW CARDS ARE JUST WARNINGS!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!” -Crazy mom who is wayyy to obsessed with soccer

  34. el peachy says:

    Whoever chose the music for your lil performance is amazing

  35. LuigiFan128 says:

    Turns out she was playing wii sports

  36. I am looking I have says:

    I have received your help?
    K the same to the same the invoice!?!?!
    5'5?!?!?!

  37. PiwKiwi Games says:

    I AM HERE (I love My Hero =) )

  38. Tomás Francisco Luna Broggi says:

    wait, jaiden is lesbian?

  39. Lucas Cardenas says:

    Now I don't have to be embarrassed about pull ups ( I still can't do any )

  40. Sonic and Mario Games and more says:

    0:00 0:01 0:02 0:03 0:04 0:05 0:06 0:07 0:08 0:09 0:10 I still got it eight minutes and 42 seconds

  41. Super saiyan Apple god says:

    5:22 does anyone realize this is the world tournament from dragon ball z?

  42. googly eyed person says:

    d-did she just say all might
    6:45

  43. Sara I says:

    I really like your videos your so funny I subscribed! XD

  44. Sammy Park says:

    I love tennis but at my tennis court, there are a lot of bugs AND. After rain, there are a lot of dead worms and thats where i get my lessons. Fun stuff.

  45. CookieKiller 101 says:

    Wait…… You slammed ur thumb in the car door……. ME TOO 😀 I WAS 4 or five :DDD

  46. Jose Frias says:

    that's rude nothing scribe

  47. Angelica Haddad says:

    I also love tennis!

  48. Alex Burrows says:

    This is funny AF

  49. Rakeel Saheid says:

    Foam cheese more like foam pacman

  50. Tiedyed Owl says:

    My parents made me do sports too. It didn’t go so well. 😆In soccer I’d see my mom, stop running and wave, or pretend to fall and then just sit on the ground watching everyone. One time I was the goalie, started playing with the net, and got my hand stuck in it. In softball, the umpire scared me so much I was scared to swing the bat. I was up to bat twice every game, but only swung once, and if I hadn’t swung it would have been the final ball that would have let me walk to first base.

  51. The Original Kebabian says:

    6:44 anyone else get the my hero acedemia reference?

  52. Eliza Merickans says:

    Jaiden:uh yeah.Stick it to the man.😎😎😎 in gymnastics and tennis.Still😎😎😎😎😎

  53. Nicholas Garcia says:

    I gotta say love the almight reference

  54. Sparrow Star says:

    I do martial arts and we have a team of people who do a form to music no four year olds

  55. Faze_prime 21 says:

    I did she’s so felling

  56. Rye Noodle says:

    6:45 I didn't know all might can be that strong. Nani

  57. Miles Rivera says:

    JaIdEn WaTcHeS MhA?????? (My Hero Academia)

  58. Gracie's House says:

    I was in karate with my cousin once but he got kicked out on the first day for having a little temper tantrum and throwing a shoe at someone… I didn’t get kicked out though

  59. just gio says:

    Hey do mma

  60. Vicky Strachan says:

    My names Megan…. :'(

  61. Dragón Flame says:

    “Stick it” means that when you do some floor move and you are done with a flip, cartwheel, or something else, you land without falling.

  62. Unnstoppable Fury {Few-ry} says:

    1:40 Jaidens Mom must be so proud

  63. Kiwizoid Gacha says:

    I spit on the ground you walk on
    -Jaiden

  64. ブルックスジュリア says:

    I wish my parents did that with me, I love sports now but I'm weak because I did basically nothing for most of my life

  65. Pheonix Buddy says:

    I play rugby

  66. Joshua Van Well says:

    I’m fat 😭

  67. Ohmygoshlisten 039 says:

    …you're gay?…

  68. Richard Nguyen says:

    6:40 you watch my hero academia

  69. Yangelo says:

    Hey guys I read comments and I just wanna say every introvert ,weeb, and weeaboo know who he is ok calm down

  70. Martino 339 says:

    I have been in karate

  71. kay parsons says:

    Oof i slamed a car door on my thium to ha the blood wass trapped in mt thum nail it hurt i had a ex ray and yea you can tell what hapend the docter stabbed two holes in it and skreezed it till i died

  72. Irene Quelnat says:

    6:45
    All might
    U watch My hero academia
    My life is a lie…

  73. Scarlet the Cat says:

    Jaiden is pan and I love it

  74. North kung says:

    Thai wether 38 C Arizona wether ~33 C

    jaiden:It’s so hot!

    me:It’s okay…

  75. LPS Seren says:

    Jaiden is PAN? YES! ANOTHER ONE!

  76. The Star Fury says:

    Do you know what shrimps are? On my first day, I broke down crying because I was so embarrased to do them.

    I do jui jitsu too.

  77. Fun With angle says:

    All might is quaking is his croks ❤️😂

  78. Mr. Smat says:

    3:48 "It's didn't work. We sucked butt" Why so laughing)))?

  79. sandy rivera says:

    My mom put me in sports to help me lose weight, jokes on her I didn't play an entire game in soccer once I just sat around with my dsi

  80. maria eduarda fernandes says:

    BNHA FANS WHERE YOU AT

  81. Daddie Gru says:

    I played football with all da boyz and won

  82. Ayda Carufel says:

    I was the same for gymnastics… That's probably why I have no friends LOL

  83. Lauren Melendez says:

    I never played football

  84. Giovanny Hernandez says:

    Caden did you like soccer when you stick it up you can make a colossal that Spanish I'm from America Jaden and I talk Spanish

  85. Ainblot Tezh says:

    First video i watched on jaiden

  86. Medina Brothers says:

    Y u dumb

  87. thunder says:

    Tbh, the only sport I really love is badminton but since it's such an obscure sport I can't actually really play it against anyone besides my parents because there are no big badminton facilities in my area
    It's sad

  88. Macaroon says:

    kyoya ootori= boy version of jaiden

  89. Tristan Stepleton says:

    I got gum all over my dad's backseat when I was 5

  90. sans the destroyer says:

    👌lol🤣

  91. Juanita Smith says:

    7:15 that was pretty good to make it to show all the stuff ya did

  92. ethanrockon says:

    7:15 can we like appreciate this animation

  93. BearsNRoses Bfdi lover says:

    Is it okay if guys sub to you

  94. Steve The Rapper says:

    0:36 hello pac-man

  95. Ian SPRANKLING says:

    Yaaaaaay!

    Tennis.

  96. Da Tem shop! says:

    I Fricking love ya Jaiden

  97. Extinct AJ says:

    watching this almost a year later im like ';0 she likes bnha aNd shes pansexual. sister?'

  98. Ryan GamerKid says:

    Why she call you amielia

  99. GameInTheLife says:

    3:24 ItS NeRf ItS StIlL FaMiLy FrIeNdLy

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