My Childhood Stories

My Childhood Stories


I was a child once. Alright, into the stories! XD I was a good kid growing up. I did what my parent said, followed their rules, ate what they put on my plate, maybe a bit too well… *flashback to the green bean incident* *TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE* My mum told me that when I was a small toddler, sometimes I’d have horrible tantrums and rip all the sheets off my bed and sweep everything on my shelves onto the floor in an emotional outrage. She’d have to crack my door open afterwards and say “Are ya done?” so she could help me put everything back. If I wasn’t, she’d lock me in my room for a bit longer as I continued being and indignant little tornado and try again in ten minutes. I’ve grown out of phase, luckily. I’m so conditioned to want to follow the rules and not do anything bad *angel child* that people on multiple occasions have told me; “Jaiden, you’re so good all the time. You’ve got to be rebellious every once in while!” And I say, “No…” “Is that a start?” I was such an obedient kid, I’ve only been grounded once in my entire life, and that story is… pretty pathetic. I was maybe six at the time and my parents were going out for date night or whatever to get out of the house. Understandable. Jaxon was a pretty exhausting kid to deal with. So they left us with a babysitter. Now as a kid, having a babysitter is emotionally conflicting. On one hand, you don’t want this rando middle school kid to be telling you what to do. Go to bed, PSHHHH, you’re not my mum, You’re not even old enough to go to the bathroom at school without asking for permission. Don’t tell me what to do. But on the other hand… Babysitters lets you get away with WAY more than your parents. Oh, yeah, mum always lets us have three Oreos. It’s okay, it’s fine. Don’t worry. *snickering* Heh… Normally, we only get two Oreos. hehe, we’re so sneaky… It was getting late that night and before it was my bedtime, I wanted to play outside on our rickety little playset. Now, I’d already gotten ready for bed. I was in my pajamas and brushed my teeth, but I figured it’s not past my bedtime yet, so everything’s fair game. So the babysitter watched me swing on the swings for like five minutes and then go down the slide one time. In the morning when my parents were back, I woke up and they were like, “You’re in trouble.”. “Did I do something? What do you think you did? “I don’t know.” Why do adults say that to children by the way? I don’t know, seems like you don’t even know what I did and they’re trying to get me to rat myself out. 😐 “The babysitter told us, that last night, you played in the backyard in your pajamas.”>:( wat. “We don’t want you playing outside in your pajamas. You’re grounded tomorrow.” “WHAT THE FU-” So I was grounded for a day because I played outside in my pajamas… But I cheated like five minutes of TV by sneak watching from around the corner, so who’s the rebellious one now? There’s this golf course a block or two down from my house that had a little lake and my dad and I would ride our bikes to it every once in a while to feed the ducks. -Also yes, I know ducks shouldn’t eat bread. If you didn’t know that, don’t feed wild ducks bread. Give them candybars. 😀 We were feeding the ducks, minding our own business, when all of a sudden we hear from across the lake: “MABEL. MAIIIBALLLLLLLLL” There’s a neighborhood of house next to the golf course so people could look out and see the golfers. And in the distance across the lake, some lady was yelling, “MABEL! MABEL!” Huh, wonder where Mabel is. “Mabel, get over here! What are you doing!?!” Sh-she-OH! She’s talking to me! “MABEL, YOU’RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!” My dad and I didn’t know what to do. This lady in the distance thought I was Mabel, when…I was not Mabel. I am Jaiden. But she didn’t know that. “MABEL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?! Get back here-” We pedaled away. Now, let’s put ourselves in the point of view of this lady across the lake, she walks out onto her backyard… Huh, what a wonderful evening. I think I’m gonna treat myself to some relaxation time out in my backyard. 😀 Working my nine-to-five job and managing three children as a single mum sure is hard work, Especially since my doctor says I need to lower my stress because it’s starting to take a toll on my depression… Okay, maybe a bit too much creative interpretation. She’s in the backyard, she looks out across the lake, and “What? Who’s that? Is that-is that little old Mabel across the lake? How’d she get there? And wait, is that a strange man with her? What the-Mabel! What are you doing? Get over here! That girl is in so much trouble when she get’s back home… I’ve told her so many times about the dangers of-is she pedaling away with him!?” I hope Mabel wasn’t in too much trouble when she got back home. Uh… Sorry Mabel. This story didn’t happen necessarily during my childhood. More ‘teenage-hood’ …but I think it’s kind of funny, so I’m telling it. I went ice skating with a couple of friends one winter-maybe, when I was fifteen/sixteen. It was busy, but not too busy. Sidenote: One time, my friend invited me to go ice skating and we were the only two there. It was dope, but also felt like a weird ice rink Twilight Zone… *Twilight theme plays* Anyway, so we were skating around. You know… like what we went there to do. I’m not anywhere near close to a good ice skater, but I hadn’t fallen on my butt or head so I considered it a successful day. After a while, we decided to do one more loop around the rink and right before we were done, this little boy skates up to me. I wasn’t very old at the time, but he was definitely younger than me, maybe 13 or something, I don’t know. I looked down at him confused, and he goes, “I like your hat.” Oh, by the way, I was wearing a knitted hat that looked like a raccoon, so hehe, it was a good hat. “Will you hold something for me?” Uh, oh, okay. And I’ll NEVER forget what he says. This is possibly one of the smoothest things I’ve ever heard from a little thirteen-year-old-boy. So he goes, “Will you hold something for me?”, and I go like, “O-Okay? What is it?” And he goes… “My hand?” *Careless Whisper (George Micheal)* *Glasses slide in* I had no expectations on what he was gonna say, but that one definitely caught me off guard. I was so startled by his.. What would you even call that? Pick-up line? Request? That I stumbled back, forgetting I was on ice skates, I didn’t fall… But I definitely did one of those weird twisty maneuvers that your body pulls when it’s off balance and trying not to fall down. The boy skated off because I think he wasn’t expecting to actually, physically, startle me. Thinking about it, if you were to try and use a pick-up like on someone, and their immediate response is to be so surprised they almost fall backwards…that.. is sad. I don’t know how to interpret that. Obviously, it’s not what you want, but I mean… that’s gotta be some sort of achievement. I wonder what would have happened of I decided to say yes to that kid, instead of… being a freaked out spaz. Maybe there was something there, and we could have had a whole future with each other and had great times together, and I’ll never know. *laughter* He’s out there in the world right now, and I’m talking about him. And he probably doesn’t even know it. Do you like to make up fake life scenarios for other people? I’m gonna pretend he’s going to university to be an orthopedic surgeon. Look it up. Okay, I’ll just tell you. It’s a doctor who specialises in hands. See where I’m…yeah. What if he tells his story every once in a while to his friends. “Dude no, like this one time when I was like, 13 I ice skated up to this random girl in an ice and asked her to hold my hand, even though I didn’t know her. Lol, random. She slipped on the ice though, and it was weird. I just skated away.” Meh. Yeah, nah, I-I actually don’t really care, my life is pretty fine without him. Have fun with your hand surgeries my dude. Ok bye.

Antonio Breitenberg

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100 thoughts on “My Childhood Stories

  1. MUHAMMADJON ISHTUKHTAEV says:

    Omg 😂😂😂😂

  2. Emma Lou says:

    Love ur vids Mable

  3. Lia Perez says:

    My mom gives me a lot of food

  4. handoko lie says:

    0:01I was a kid once
    Me: soo relatable

  5. Agnes Caswell says:

    gravity falls reference YES

  6. understandeble says:

    Hola vos So Fanny James ay amiga saqué el video Please

  7. Thalia Yajama says:

    I love the gravity falls reference lol with the Mabel part

  8. Challenge Ninja says:

    Ahhhhhhh!!!! :bill comes

  9. Challenge Ninja says:

    Yeet

  10. Challenge Ninja says:

    Hehaheha

  11. Zoe Ostrosky says:

    I’m gong to watt pad to see if they’re any fan fictions

  12. Saira Arias says:

    Jaden mom: your grounded
    Jaden:WTF!

  13. Ember the Flareon says:

    i know this will drown in the sea of comments but i'll tell this story anyway so whenever i was like 4 or something i lived in california with this 2-story house and every time my parents told me to go to bed i would lay in my bed for a couple of minutes and then grab my cover, hide under it, then slowly walk down the stairs and in the hall and see my parents just watching tv and i thought i was so sneaky. i was like "i am so sneaky i bet they don't even see or hear a thing!" and then they just said "(my name), just go to bed." i'm pretty sure they did notice me but just were way too done with my crap (because i did this all the time) so they just waited a minute ;-; anyways thanks for noticing this if you did 😀

  14. Osey Gamer says:

    “You’re grounded tommorow”

    “WHAT THE FU-“

  15. Ruby Golborn says:

    I haven't been grounded

  16. Nouki NL says:

    wow~
    I should try that line~
    Maybe~

  17. VoidStream [GMD] says:

    Really good video yet again Mable! 🙂

  18. Troll ek says:

    Mable can't go to gravity falls anymore
    No season 3 I guess

  19. Danny Girl says:

    That is me all the way

  20. Gamer Girl2018 says:

    On the babysitting one I realised I’m lucky because I get babysat by my mum’s friend who I like.

  21. Gkillér says:

    𓄁シ

  22. Cypher The Dragon says:

    Smoothest 13 year old in existence

  23. Sans The skeleton says:

    Hey that 13 year old kid was my friend he fell down a big hole once but he landed on (not kidding) GOLD FLOWERS THAT STOPPED HIS FALL

  24. Ybar Fbhy says:

    GREEEEEEN BEAAAAAAAANS , I LOVED ME GREEN BEANS AND I STILL DOOOOOOOOO

  25. Niquel Rosado says:

    Here come dat boi

  26. Sara says:

    What’s the green bean insadent

  27. Renata Sužnik says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈:):)

  28. Dylan Litonjua says:

    Mabel what are u doing scorpion get over here!!

  29. ᔕᑌGᗩᖇ ᒪOᒪᒪI ᖴIᒪᗰᔕ says:

    Well I NEVER got grounded! >:3 proud

  30. Haxz says:

    I was halfway done a project and it was the due date and I was trying to finish and my dad found out the due date and he grounded me..

  31. Bubbalo Chicken Wings says:

    4:33

    GRAVITY FALLS REFERENCE YESSSSSSSSSS

  32. Ordinaryavg.guy says:

    Orthopedic doctors are actually bone doctors. They deal with the whole musculoskeletal system, not just hands. Yes, I'm a blast at party's.

  33. Jen Walker says:

    GRAVITY FALLS REFERENCE

  34. Essa Chan says:

    "my hand.. *romantic music played*"

    That made me laugh a lot

  35. Bean Boi says:

    Yo 2:33

  36. CosmicCookie 34 says:

    Boy:will you hold something for me?
    Jaiden:uh…ok…what is it?
    Boy:my hand
    cha cha real smooth

  37. Bluejay Ceasar says:

    (In my interpretation)
    Kid: Hey I like your hat.

    Me: No, I dont accept flirting from children thank you very much nice try tho.

  38. Bluejay Ceasar says:

    (In my interpretation)
    Kid: Hey I like your hat.

    Me: No, I dont accept flirting from children thank you very much nice try tho.

  39. Ellen Fowler says:

    Love the vids

    Read more

  40. Ellen Fowler says:

    Best vids ever!!

    Read more

  41. Exotic butters says:

    let me tell you a story….
    so one time i got an angry birds shirt for christmas and i didn’t like it so uhh here’s how it went down,

    me: *grabs shirt and scissors and runs into the living room

    my mom: what are you doing…

    me: im cutting my shirt

  42. Rachel briscoe says:

    I was a child once…..

  43. 11jy the great says:

    I was grounded 0 times

  44. Avivious says:

    “I was a child once”

    INTO THE STORY

  45. Ella Attaway says:

    5:40 is THE funniest thing I’ve ever heard

  46. Daniela Palamari says:

    Your younger crush😘😂👌

  47. Michael Pauta says:

    I’ve never been grounded…..

    But I have been whipped.

  48. AA3 says:

    *before i saw your face revel*
    😛
    *after i saw your face revel*
    Well im not surprised that that kid said that to you

    (Im not weird im just sayin’ my opinion is like everyone else, if you did not see jaiden’s face revel yet, well go watch the video and look at the comments everyone is screaming “YOUR PRETTY YOUR PRETTY YOUR PRETTY” i was one of the people just there like,
    Why people screaming that? 😂)

  49. Anthony Garcia says:

    5:49 me

  50. FaTe_ArrEdoNdO 101 says:

    Waiting till James plagiarizes this video…

  51. Luda Herold says:

    I do ice skating and I’m great

  52. TheCatGamers 1273 says:

    Who else tries to visualize Jaiden as a kid doing all this stuff???

    Just me……

    ok…

  53. MuloSings says:

    wait whats the problem with that.

    Was there like a stupid verbally stated rule that you couldn't play outside in your pajamas? Either way thats dumb.

  54. Forknife4Life _YT says:

    Why is everyone exposing people for copying comments? XD

  55. Martinez Sibs says:

    Teacher: teaches

    Me: doesnt listen for a second

    Teacher: and you will need to know that for the test tomorrow

    Me: 2:33

  56. Kai Adashi Kun says:

    Mabel from gravity falls

  57. Jun Yuan Julian YANG says:

    wait… MABEL why is that name so familiar… *Gravity falls theme song playing in the background

  58. Olivia Reis says:

    I don't know why, but I decided that Mabel was a good name for this random dragon I was drawing so I stole it. Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thanks for the idea XD

  59. Stone Foxx02 says:

    3 oreos?!
    I eat 11.

  60. Thor _ae - Plays says:

    2:33
    ck

  61. Reinfield - Calamity says:

    When you realize that 13 yrs old had a smoother pick-up lines then you

  62. Trieu Chi Thanh says:

    I’d say … no

  63. Noah Chun says:

    4:34 Nice Gravity Falls reference. ( :

  64. II KingKaos II says:

    What if that kid was secretly Jax in disguise XD

  65. Kill Me T-T says:

    Boy: My hand!

    Me: WHAT THE FU- ༼ つ ಠ₍₍ළ₎₎ಠ༽つ

  66. Dylan Pigott says:

    Gravity falls

  67. Articles of Demise says:

    How short was that 13 year old? If you are around 5'3" or 5'4", then that kid must've been 4' something. The average height for a 13 year old is 5'1".
    All my friends are 5 10 and it makes me feel short, despite being 2 inches taller than the average 14 year old (unnecessary detail, but I'm still bitter)

  68. Fairy Lily says:

    Mabel: walks in house

    Random lady: MABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

  69. Depression says:

    Jaiden: sweats

  70. Lily Metcalfe says:

    Wow

  71. Jade.Draws says:

    Smooooooth-

  72. Amy McFadden says:

    Ok, I go roller skating quite often because ice rinks don't exist in Texas, but every time, without doubt, someone will ask me to hold something for them

  73. Blackenergy _isgone says:

    With the Oreo thing it’s the same for me

  74. Nathalie Wilson says:

    6:57 I do

  75. Đức Trần Minh says:

    haha

  76. hbarias says:

    I get to have 4 Oreos 😀

  77. Corbin Barron says:

    Kid’s a chad

  78. Bianca Lozano says:

    Your the best

  79. Bianca Lozano says:

    ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

  80. Alex Sanchez says:

    Jaiden looks at pictures of herself on the internet: 2:32

  81. Logan Rathbone says:

    13 year old boy loves Mable. 5:39

  82. Bluebird Art says:

    I was not expecting mY hAnD 🖐🏻 imao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t

  83. Sophia Bachmann says:

    Jaiden: I was a really good kid growing up.

    Also Jaiden: oh yeah we can eat 3 Oreos…

  84. Oran Cullen says:

    What if mable was the duck

  85. Garrett the man says:

    Jaiden: exists
    Mable: You thought I was a youtuber, mom?

  86. howTo E-Cat says:

    Mable might be watching

  87. howTo E-Cat says:

    5:48 i would never do that! jeez!

  88. Mewlover 87 says:

    2:39 When you are looking at somebody's save file on Pokemon black..

  89. メイマイメイ //MeiMaiMei/ says:

    2:32

  90. Chill-Q says:

    4:33 Imma leave my fav scene here cuz I want to see it everytime I want to smile

  91. Mabel Pines says:

    oh srry my grandma was the lady that was calling u "mabel" and yes i am the mabel

  92. Angie Pena says:

    😂😂that got meee

  93. Ian Harvey says:

    no this is patrick Static no this is jadien

  94. Natalie Rod says:

    5:47 what I would say to my crust

  95. Rachel Xue says:

    wow… thats all i gotta say

  96. DuhhhIts_ ZayZay says:

    Jaiden:I was a child once

    Me: oh I thought you were born as an adult. Whoops.

  97. Pride Pup Cho says:

    0:10 is that radal in the back?

  98. gaby lacanilao says:

    that was ummm unexecpting

  99. Frostcat says:

    You know how many times I've been grounded

    0 TIMES

  100. Mabel Syrup says:

    3:13 . . .Grandma? Is that you?

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