International Relations

International Relations


CANADA!
USA! OH, HEY THERE.
IT’S BEEN AWHILE, HOW ARE YOUR PROVINCES? OH, THEY GROW UP SO FAST.
YOU KNOW, I GOT MY HANDS FULL WITH 10, I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU TAKE CARE OF 50 STATES.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT’S NOT EASY, THE SOUTHERN ONES WENT THROUGH A REBELLIOUS
PHASE. AND WHAT ABOUT THE ADOPTED ONES?
OH, ALASKA AND HAWAII? YEAH, I HAVEN’T TOLD THEM YET, BUT I THINK
THEY’VE FIGURED IT OUT BY NOW.
AND THE REALLY LOUD ONE? TEXAS IS STILL TEXAS.
OH, CANADA, WE SHOULD YOU KNOW, HANG OUT SOMETIME, MAYBE PLAY SOME BASEBALL
– PLAY SOME HOCKEY.
WHAT? WHAT’S BASEBALL?
[PHONE RINGING] OH, SORRY, I GOT TO GET THIS. OKAY.
CHINA, BABY, HOW’S IT GOING? YES, I KNOW I OWE YOU A LOT OF MONEY.
ALWAYS MAKING IT ABOUT MONEY. YOU KNOW WHAT, LISTEN.
I WILL GET IT TO YOU TOMORROW. DO YOU HAVE LIKE FOUR TRILLION DOLLARS
I COULD BORROW? WHAT AM I SAYING, YOU’RE CANADA.
OKAY, LISTEN. I WILL GIVE YOU MY WATCH UNTIL I CAN PAY.
THAT’S RIGHT, YOU DID MAKE THIS. CHINA, YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
OKAY, I WILL DO THAT, BYE. BESTIES, OH, HIDE ME.
WHAT? OH COME ON, YOU GUYS HAVEN’T
DATED SINCE ‘76. I KNOW, BUT IT’S SO AWKWARD.
WELL, I TOLD YOU TO BREAK UP WITH HIM IN PERSON, AND NOT OVER DECLARATION.
COME ON, YOU CAN DO THIS. I’VE GOT SOME HOCKEY STUFF TO PURCHASE.
OH, HI, USA, DIDN’T EVEN SEE YOU THERE, WHICH IS WEIRD, BECAUSE YOU’VE PUT
ON A LOT OF LAND. HI, BRITAIN.
YOU KNOW, I’VE JUST FELT SO FREE THE LAST FEW CENTURIES,
WHAT WITH THE BREAKUP AND ALL, NEVER LOOKED BACK.
YOU TRIED TO GET BACK TOGETHER IN 1812. YES, WELL, ANYWAY, I’VE JUST BEEN HAVING
SO MUCH SUCCESS LATELY, WITH THE BEATLES AND
HARRY POTTER AND DOWNTON ABBEY. I DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT US ANYMORE.
THAT’S GREAT. TAKE ME BACK, PLEASE?
BRITAIN – IS IT ANOTHER MAN? IS IT FRANCE?
OH, GROSS, NO. [SPEAKING FRENCH] THEN WHAT IS IT?
GIVE ME A REASON. OKAY, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
I WILL TELL YOU – NORTH KOREA. HELLO FOREIGN SCUM.
[SPEAKING KOREAN] YOU WANT TO SEE? OH!
DO I OR DON’T I? JUST PAY ME SOME ATTENTION!
OKAY, I WILL TELL YOU WHY. WHEN WE DATED, THE SUN NEVER SET
ON YOUR CHEATING. YOU MADE A PASS AT EVERY COUNTRY YOU SAW!
AUSTRALIA, INDIA, BAHAMAS. MMM, BAHAMAS.
OKAY. AND THEN THERE’S JUST RESPECT, I CAN’T
DATE A GUY THAT I’VE BEATEN IN WAR.
OKAY, I WAS NOT TRYING MY HARDEST. DESPERATE, OKAY?
WE BROKE UP AND YOU FOUND EVERY EXCUSE YOU COULD
TO GET ME OVER, LIKE OH, USA, I’M HAVING A WAR,
OH, COME HELP ME, OH, USA. I’M HAVING ANOTHER WAR, OH, I’M HAVING
AN OLYMPICS, COME DESTROY ME IN EVERY EVENT.
OH. DESPERATE.
AM I RIGHT, SWITZERLAND? I’M STAYING OUT OF THIS.
LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME YOU’RE OVER IT.
I’M OVER IT. OWIE.
LOOK, I CELEBRATE OUR BREAKUP WITH FIREWORKS, OKAY,
I BLOW THINGS UP. FINE, THEN.
I DON’T NEED YOU OR YOUR BAD CREDIT. OKAY, I DON’T NEED A BOYFRIEND WHO PLAYS
THE WRONG FOOTBALL. OH, RIGHT, I’LL SEE YOU LATER,
HAVE A GOOD OBESITY EPIDEMIC. GET A DENTAL PLAN.
WHICH WAY DID CANADA? THAT WAY.
OH, CANADA!

Antonio Breitenberg

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100 thoughts on “International Relations

  1. нerв cooĸιe says:

    2013:
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    2019: alright i think everyone should watch this video now

  2. Lexie Foster says:

    King George III: You'll be Back
    Matt: Please take me back!!!
    King George III: WHA- NOOO!!! YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!! YOU DISGRACE!!!

  3. Leon rabaya says:

    Realistic countryhumans 👌👌👌👌👌

  4. Thomas starr says:

    Well America plays the wrong football cause in the name it says "FOOT" ball which means that you use your foot which the Americans dont.

  5. arronison says:

    The US is history's spoilt child, Britain went bankrupt defending them from France, and France went bankrupt defending them from Britain when they wanted their money back, and they've made fun of both of them ever since.

  6. Aubrey Summers says:

    😂

  7. Laura Huynh says:

    This Studio C skit is like Hetalia.

  8. gabriel h says:

    Hockey
    Ya… what!

  9. Stamp sealer Goddess says:

    I as a British person feel somewhat offended.

  10. Neoncheetah says:

    Oh how funny it is that Americans actually have teeth worse than the Brits now.

  11. Wolf Pack says:

    Can you do a part 2

  12. AvaFromEngland says:

    Tbh, Matt should of been America and Mallory should of been England.

  13. Dylan Davis says:

    Canadians invented baseball and hundreds of other things that the us of a takes credit for

  14. Erin Richardson says:

    is this Hetalia?

  15. Ho BF says:

    Dis iz brilliant!!

  16. Roblox Codes says:

    Can I be Wales?

  17. Alex Shat says:

    Historically incurred 🙂

  18. Torm Endor says:

    What about every other country begging america to go metric? xD

  19. ƙąყƖɛɛ ɬɧɛ_զųɛɛŋ says:

    Hetalians be like-

  20. Kyle Wang says:

    I like how there are toy guns in America's shopping cart

  21. pip p says:

    This is really funny but I feel like it should be more in relation to time so Britain is like that dad of america.

  22. Tommy Trommald says:

    This is dumb

  23. Valentino Ilalio says:

    Well, now me and Australia have to be brothers with British boy over here

  24. potato po-ta-to says:

    Why americans hate france?

  25. NisaNJames says:

    This is in my top three favorite sketches. So funny!

  26. vinod kadlaskar says:

    I love everything you guys do …

  27. Misfit Whocares says:

    Now imagine the encounter that Germany and Poland would have…yikes

    or Japan and USA double yikes

  28. The memories of playing Coolmathgames says:

    We gonna talk about what is in there carts look at the gun

  29. Landen Ho says:

    Matts Voice is the best

  30. Jessie Vaughn says:

    does matt have buck teeth?!

  31. Freedom Lover says:

    BRITAIN: Enjoy you obesity epidemic.
    USA: Get a dental plan.
    LMAO!

  32. Kharis Alayna YOUNG says:

    You wanna seeaaah? BOOLAA? pfft that accent is beut my friend. XD

  33. Luca Paolini says:

    When USA said that she won the war against Britain, that would have been the perfect moment for France to appear and say something like: a thank you France once in a while wouldn't hurt you darling.
    Seriously to think that a bunch of farmers actually defeated the greatest empire of the time is quite funny.

  34. Dr. Void says:

    Canada: The really loud one?
    Me: California?

  35. A Gay Aspie says:

    Is this Hetalia?

  36. Mr Nink says:

    I just Notice That USA has Guns In Her Cart

  37. Davie-Anne Kitzmiller says:

    TEXAS is still TEXAS BABY!!!!!!

  38. Davie-Anne Kitzmiller says:

    America, hun, He invented football

  39. Jiya Bedi says:

    Alaska is actually bigger than texas. If you don't believe me Google it

  40. Kezia Eunike says:

    I have just learned history.

  41. Solid Color says:

    america had a gun in her cart

  42. Morknak The destroyer says:

    Why does Britain look likes he's a professional child toucher

  43. Cookie the Catholic says:

    Didnt britian CREATE amerika

    Isnt canada still in a Commonwealth with britian

  44. secondintelligentWorld says:

    pretty good korean lol he was speaking south korean though

  45. Steve Sargent says:

    HAHAHAHA that was so funny I loved how Matt had the fake teeth IT DIDNT EVEN LOOK LIKE MATT I watch your videos everyday!!

  46. Mississippi Mud says:

    So cool

  47. Hailey Casburn says:

    I literally only ship Britain and America because it’s cute, I don’t actually want the countries to unite😂

  48. Sylvia Park says:

    The funny thing is I can understand the Korean XD Nice pronunciation

  49. Matthew Bibby says:

    … Heh… The USA think we miss them, that's funny, I'm pretty sure whenever they come up in conversation they tend to be the butt of a joke.

    Sorry to break it to ya guys but we're about as much a fan of yours as we are ourselves at the moment, and that is… Well, not in the highest esteem to say the least…

  50. Lizzy Behr says:

    GO TEXAS

  51. Amazonite Gameplay says:

    I love how USA has guns lol

  52. Sherlock Holmes says:

    you know that game that messi and cristiano ronaldo plays , that should be called "football" not any kind of rugby .

  53. Dr B says:

    SC has some of the cutest girls in the business.

  54. Headless Gorilla says:

    And then, the ~6 years until today, America had an ever growing up control problem.

  55. Alex Saunders says:

    This would be more funny if it was self deprecating imho.

  56. _flashback_ says:

    Hand egg

  57. faox says:

    “You tried to get back together in 1812”

    After you tied to take the kids, KAREN.

  58. Evan Hayes says:

    I tried. I honestly did try but i cant get through 1 minute of this

  59. Mali says:

    4:40 hmmmm….🤔 why don’t you get the more important….healthcare plan

  60. ɴᴇᴏɴsʜᴀᴅᴏᴡ says:

    Technically, English plays the right football since it's the original language and some people say that "American Is Just A Copy Of English"
    I would also think England would be a girl only because of the Queen.

    No hate xx

  61. Mitchacho says:

    Isn’t this just hetalia

  62. Sean Kennedy says:

    So, does Britain only get North Ireland on the weekends?

  63. Maribell14 says:

    I’m Canadian and literally every one I know speaks like America

  64. Dean says:

    "obesity epidemic" lol. We're not even the top 100th most obese nation per capita. Nice try though.

  65. JDplays 10 says:

    Ya america plays the wrong football

  66. Eli Estephan says:

    that's so Switzerland 😂

  67. DougtheDonkeyTV says:

    This is probably my favorite sketch of all time from Studio C

  68. zachery l says:

    You'll should do this again but make it about resent stuffs

  69. Becca Makin says:

    I'm British. We have dentistry. Both public AND private. I swear we do.

  70. KT LoveBTS says:

    3:07 ok his Korean aint bad 😂

  71. IcyPopsicle says:

    “I don’t know how you take care of 50 states.”
    She doesn’t.

  72. Gray Raven says:

    Me and my friends have nicknames to countries I'm sassy, scarstic and a blonde so guess what I am??

  73. Gaussamer says:

    "The sun never set on your cheating." Or his empire. What a good historical joke.

  74. Cathy Lee says:

    haha 🙂 XD

  75. Antoni Gates says:

    The Brits have better dental health than the US 😂

  76. Nathanael McGhie says:

    That's a really heavy Canadian accent… sounds like its from Manitoba

  77. hardwire says:

    not sure why bug mallory is super hot in this like yes she is attractive normally but here its another level got to be the stars and stripes.

  78. jakethecrazycake says:

    USA is the one who plays the wrong football

  79. joyful & bubbly says:

    Lol! That Switzerland joke 🤣🤣🤣

  80. Callum Bell says:

    China will never call in its us debt

  81. sara khan says:

    Canada invented baseball!!! 😂

  82. Twillyman THE ONE AND ONLY says:

    This were all the All That cast went after they grew up. Wow there acting got worse

  83. Timothy Gray says:

    You people are very talented. But I'm not going to listen thru any more of your vids until you dump the canned fuckin laughter. Do you really think your audience is too stupid to know if somthing is funny?

  84. kiki says:

    "I'll see you later… Have a good obesity epidemic!" Lmaooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  85. TizzyRose says:

    I’m from Britain :>

  86. Mercedus Prouty says:

    my has that pink leather purseeeeee!!!!

  87. Vincent Productions says:

    how is an egg carried by your hand a foot ball ?

  88. sunshin_ luzayne says:

    UsUk in a nutshell

  89. mono. krmie says:

    throughout the entire video my mind was just screaming draw a circle that’s the earth and now i want to make a hetalia animatic out of this ヽ(;▽;)ノ

  90. RetroLite says:

    CountryHumans intensifies

  91. Liliana Tan08 says:

    This made me think about hetalia 😂😂

  92. Sami Rehan Chaudhry says:

    I wanna make it my bucket list to go to every country listed here, except North Korea or maybe I'll go there last

  93. Verus von Vyrus says:

    Is it just me, or is America kinda hot..

  94. galaxy's_world williams says:

    Louisiana, guam,Porto rico

  95. Bryce says:

    I view the America-Britain relation ship as parent-child and Canada-America as siblings. The sibling thing would also apply to the other Dominions (South Africa(ish), Australia and New Zealand). India would be the adopted sibling the parents got after we moved out.

  96. Little Red Ruby :3 says:

    The characters were singing were singing the first verse to the national Canadian anthem

  97. SecondPlace Productions says:

    "am I right, Switzerland?"
    "I'm staying out of this,"

  98. steven carter says:

    As a brut watching this, i was offended, until I realised this is so true 😂😂😂

  99. Paige -Low Key- says:

    Bro what a throwback I’m rewatching years later and I still know them by heart

  100. Shishilan Pasilan says:

    Switzerland is me when my friends get into an argument

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