Injuries & Being Sick

Injuries & Being Sick


Being sick is the pits. I should know. [Captions by CN_Glitches] Because I’m sick right now. You can probably hear it in my disgusting, nasally voice, and I probably shouldn’t be recording a YouTube video right now, but you know what? Life stops for no one and I’m not gonna get left behin- *coughing* But for real. I was like I need to get started on the next video, but my voice sounds like I drowned in cheese graters. Whatever, let’s talk about being sick. It’s relevant enough. I’m fortunate to have a really good immune system, I never get sick. *coughs* Believe it or not. From elementary school through high school, guess how many days I’ve missed from being sick. Don’t guess. I’m gonna tell you anyway. It’s two. And they were back-to-back, so I was just really dying that one time. I mean sure, I’ve gotten sick here and there and my mum was just like: “Oh, you’re fine. Pack your bag, you’re going to school.” Missing arm? pffftt. If the lizards can regrow their limbs, so can you.” So that number doesn’t tell everything. But I think two is a pretty good score to have over 12 years. I’m not like a crazy germaphobe thought. I don’t go out of my way to avoid being exposed to sickness or actively try to kill and bacteria that may give me some sniffles. Sometimes, I forget to wash my hands. I heard that kids who are more exposed to germs and stuff when they were young were able to more efficiently build immunities to them. So maybe as a kid, I just ate a lot of dirt. But even though being sick makes you want to just give up on everything because your eyes are red and your head hurts and you’re tired all the time. But can’t sleep, because you’re nose is plugged and you can’t breathe and everything is agony and life is pain. And nothing is worth it in the end, there’s some pros that can come from it. …Like you don’t have to share anything. Because on one wants to share anything with your disgusting diseased self. “Do you have a pencil I can borrow?” “I’ve got a cold.” “Never mind.” “Can I have some of your food?” “I have the flu.” “Keep it.” “Do you want to hang out?” “I’m sick.” “Oh, no, it’s okay!” We can just-” “Sick of your bullcrap!” OOOOOOOOHHH Being sick is the best excuse to be a bad member of society and get sympathy for it. Any other time if you were to sleep in till 12 and then stay in bed all day on the computer, people would just think you’re really lazy and have no motivation but if you just say: “Oh, I was sick.” All of a sudden; “Oh you poor thing, get better soon! Can I get you anything? Oh you’re such a trooper!” It’s great. Also, you have the power to claim anything you touch. *Cough and sneeze* To each their own. But I also use being sick as an excuse to not talk to anyone because I’m a pathetic shy blob. Good job immune system. You have failed me. Once as a kid, my brother got pinkeye and my family pretty much barricaded him in his room and didn’t let him touch anything. It’s funny how as soon as someone gets sick, everyone is empathetic towards them… but also kinda treats them like an unpredictable rabid animal. “Alright. You just stay right there. Don’t go anywhere. I got you some soup- AH stay over there! I’ll push the bowl to you with this stick! Feel better soon.” I think the worst thing I had growing up was a few migraines here and there. The first time I had migraine was in 6th grade. I was sitting in class and all of a sudden, my eyes started not working. Like I would look in one direction and I couldn’t see anything in my peripheral vision. It was all gray and foggy, and at first, I was like “Whoa this is weird, so this is what blind people see!” and I was kind of fascinated by it. Then all of a sudden, it felt like my brain exploded. I got to go home early. But I don’t count that as a sick day because I was at school for the majority of it. If you’ve never had a migraine, take a moment to just appreciate that. Because they’re one of the worst things ever. I mean there’s worse. But they’re up there. I haven’t even had any really bad injuries either. The only serious injury I’ve had was when I was 9. I’m saying serious because I had to go to the ER. But it’s really not that bad. For my birthday one year, my parents got me Heelys. Do you remember those? The shoes with the wheel in them? I didn’t specifically ask for them, but after a few months, I decided to start trying them out. I’d roll around in the house up and down the halls and it was pretty fun. Then one time, I decided to take them out on the streets. Our neighborhood was on a slant, so there was a bit of a steep angle to the cul-de-sac and I was like: “This is a good idea!” Foreshadowing, it very wasn’t. I started going down the road and picking up speed and like two-thirds of the way, down the tiniest little pebble was like: “Hey there friend!” And clogged the wheel and threw me forward. I hit my head on the road And opened a huge gash in my chin. My mum was outside talking to our neighbor so she saw the whole thing and was like “Okay, well I’ll talk to you later Wendy, we’re gonna waltz on over to the hospital now.” My adrenaline was still pumping super hard. So I didn’t feel a thing and I was like: “No mum I’m fine. It’s not that bad! I’m okay.” But she was like: “No, we’re going to the hospital. I had to hold the towel over my chin to keep from bleeding all over the car. She didn’t let me see the damage at the time, but I asked her about it a bit ago, and she said she didn’t want me to see the cut because even she was freaked out about it. This description isn’t for the squeamish, *skip to 5:00, there won’t be much missed* but she described it as like another mouth I gashed out of my head. Jaiden’s ‘Second Mouth’: “Hey FRIENDS sorry about all this.” Okay, yeah, that’s probably for the best. You didn’t let me see that. So I went to hospital and ended up getting three stitches in my chin. When I was waiting for the doctor, and doctor from another room walked in, to get some water and was like: “What are you in for?” “She hit her chin on the road.” “Oh. *chuckle* Yeah, I’ve been there before!” And he showed us a scar on his chin and then another doctor overheard from the other room and was like “Yep, same story!” and he had a scar on his chin. So that was a nice human bonding experience. I didn’t know so many doctors had Heelys! When I went to school the next day, I had a bandage on my stitches and all of my two friends were like “Whoa, what happened?!?” *sigh* I hit my chin on the road. “Whoa!” And I felt really cool, and it made me want to like break my arm or something to be even cooler. *don’t do that please* So this video took a lot longer to get done because I’ve bee super busy and time is flying by and now it’s pretty much Christmas. I’m not sick anymore, but I am whispering because it’s 5:45am and I don’t want to wake up anyone else in the house. It’s weird how it takes being sick to forget how nice it feels to just be. …normal. Take a big breath through your nose right now. *long inhale* Doesn’t that feel nice? Unless you’re sick right now. Then do it later. When you’re not all gross. But if you can breathe, then enjoy it right now because one day you’ll get sick again, and wish you could be that. So it’s been a while… The Sceptile Doll got the contest winner all safe and sound. You can see who won on my Twitter. Um, there’s probably something else I need to quickly say, but I can’t think of anything right now. Why does time go by so quickly? I feel like not a lot of people stay for these end cards so I’m just gonna start rambling. Back when I was in school, it felt like every week dragged along and now it feels like I have no time to do anything probably because school is boring and making YouTube videos isn’t. And I’ve got so much to do all the time well either way. I hope you have a Merry Christmas or Happy Hanukkah! Or whichever holiday you celebrate. Ari says Hi. Also one of my friends showed me this cool thing he found on Reddit about how to unclog your nose when you’re sick and congested. I’ll put a link in the description if you’re interested I tried it when I was sick, and it actually worked for a bit! Pretty cool stuff. Anyway. Talk to you in 2018. You’re never gonna hear from 2017 Jaiden ever again, bye. Cya.

Antonio Breitenberg

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69 thoughts on “Injuries & Being Sick

  1. Anna Murphy says:

    someting like tat happened to my sister once.

  2. Graces unicorn World says:

    I have been BEGGING for heelies for YEARS literally

  3. Cave Town123 says:

    I sick BUT meh Madre let meh use mehh cumputer :3

  4. Jeni Gerber says:

    :3

  5. Jonathan Norse says:

    So I rewatched this video because I just got stitches for the first time and the story was almost exactly like what happened to me

  6. Shalyn Weir says:

    My immune system is good I've missed 2 days

  7. Obsidian Ben says:

    Lol this was uploaded the day I was sick

  8. Ari Tales says:

    Me while I'm sick: breathes
    Family: STAY BACK!

  9. Jim Robotic says:

    When this came out I had a bad stomach vomit monster so ya

  10. HamsterQueen says:

    I don’t hear the sickness in Jaidens voice anyone else?

  11. Zrystal_ Zaffire15 says:

    I have migraine owo

    And they hurt QwQ

  12. The YeMmY PiZzA ÙwÚ says:

    yup you are saying the truth about me xD lel

  13. Aatu Oinas says:

    I'm sick rn, so i came to watch this video (as i always do) and it cheers me up every time 🙂

  14. GDBOI 2009 says:

    Person: wanna hangout
    Jaiden:no i sick
    Person:no thats ok no wo-
    Jaiden: SICK OF UR BULLCRAP OHHHHHHHHH

  15. Tsukabu's Artsy Things says:

    I had to be homeschooled for about 2 years in high school back in the day. My immune system sucked! (Still does). But I loved that I didn't have to deal with the other classmates then because I'm an antisocial, shy blob just like Jaiden. So yeah. I have a love hate relationship with my immune system too. xD

  16. Gsgs Meme says:

    I went to the hospital yesterday

  17. Demia and Demio says:

    your voice sounds the same

  18. Ziheng456 Yang says:

    I’m watching this with a blocked nose

  19. LadyGacha says:

    Tiny pebble: I’m about to ruin this girls whole career>:)

    Jaiden: OWW! meh chin!

  20. Jack Diano says:

    Don't cough on the cookies Jaiden!

  21. Shea Mc Donald says:

    I have a scar on my chin

  22. Seth Phillips says:

    Ha 2 days i miss half of the school year because its too easy. Perks of being in high school.

    For credibility sake I am a senior.

  23. LoGiC PhoenixYT says:

    Jaiden wears heelys

    Tiny Pebble: I’m about to end this mans whole career

  24. toco king says:

    Puffedic I've been sike for 5 years

  25. Elhuntador 0125 says:

    Yay

  26. Carrie Mercer says:

    OMGGGGGGG that happens to me

  27. suphailee : says:

    I can honestly relate to this whole video MIGRAINES AND All

    I can't even stress it enough it's scary

  28. saish lett says:

    I once was life flighted because I had a 5 hour long of a grand mal seizure 🏥🚁🏨

    I dont know I'm how still alive 🤣

  29. Gaming -Dragon says:

    Hey I've had more migraines than chu ;-;

    I've had 47 migraines

  30. Johnathan Gaytan says:

    One Time I only got sick for one day

  31. Maleiah Naranjo says:

    I have a scar on the bottom of my chin to

  32. Dax Max says:

    I’m watching this as I’m sick, so that’s…. “fun”.

  33. The Sharp Vlogger says:

    IM SICK! 🤢🤢🤢

  34. Casey Hansen says:

    Mom: are you sick?
    Me: I'm not- trows up

  35. Casey Hansen says:

    Mom: oh…

  36. Casey Hansen says:

    Throws up!

  37. zer0 says:

    this is your iq
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  38. Fuzzy Life says:

    I had mind brain…I fell sleep all the time

  39. Toasted Crayon says:

    Can anyone actually tell the difference in her voice because I can’t

  40. Gacha Ash says:

    I’m sick 😔😥

  41. Miau2007 says:

    Jaiden: *starts rolling down*
    Microscopic Pebble: I'm about to end this woman's whole career

  42. Xx Xx says:

    I can’t do anything about my migranes …because I can’t use pills and they don’t work

  43. ItsTheLegend YT says:

    I didn’t know so many doctors had heelys 😂

  44. Domgame Games says:

    me: I hade a migraine AND I WANTED TO DIEEEEEEEEE

    Jaiden: oh

  45. PurpleIsGoldGirl says:

    haha My family has stitches in their chin too :D… Except for me…

  46. Sammy Park says:

    I had a migrane in 5th grade cause i had a huge argument with my friends and after that was gym class so… It was fun. I didnt tell anyone though cause im a proud egotistical bean.

  47. Candy Gacha says:

    I have a scar on my chin too!

    Story:
    So my mom took me to the library when I was a baby, and my dumb mind was like Hey! Why don’t you climb up that bookshelf? So I did and I fell off and got three stitches on my chin

  48. Molospektous says:

    That happened to me too

  49. Molospektous says:

    I scaree my chin

  50. Molospektous says:

    I have a scar in ny chin too

  51. super jim says:

    I started getting migraines from third grade. Sometimes I just wanted to die and end my misery. SO BE THANKFUL YOU DONT GET THEM

  52. super jim says:

    Last year I was always sick from September to December. I was mostly in home, my throat felt like I was stabbed from the insides, I wasted a ton of paper and couldn't sleep because of my nose…

  53. Erty 3000 says:

    CREEPER

  54. McLaren Istace says:

    Same story happpend to me! i was playing hockey and there was a big pile up in front of the net I was in the middle of it and the bottom of mi chin was slit by someones skate!

  55. Emma Clancy says:

    I have heelyes
    Like if you do

  56. Alita Bentzen says:

    .

    YOU DID YANDERE SIM FOR NURSE
    Bw you did the same a got on a swing 😭 i was 6 5 idk but i still have scar lol

  57. Pagan Mendozas says:

    I’m sick and I felt like I was going to die and been sad all day but I saw this and it made me happy.

  58. Ziog_Gr says:

    Huh… Some guys have all the luck, I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break legs and every evening I break my arms. My jaw and teeth get shattered every time i have dinner. My spine is fractured every night in my sleep.

  59. Super saiyan Apple god says:

    Thanks to sickness we miss school but only for a little bit.

  60. disneylover 101 says:

    I'm homeschooled. And I had a blood transfusion when I was 11. Oofie

  61. Toby Zimmerman says:

    You don’t sound sick

  62. VaryGaming05 says:

    1:58 but I do that anyway…

  63. PoohsSmartBrother says:

    Can confirm. Stomach flu sucks

  64. Daniel Vībots says:

    You think your cool well I broke my left leg in 2nd grade I was 8 in 4th grade I was 10 I broke my right leg cooler then you.

  65. FireLeopard says:

    And all of my,

    2 f r i e n d s

    Mood

  66. Billie Mclean says:

    I have heelees

  67. Alexia BearPlayz says:

    Same thing! Broken computer chair knob so deep it didnt bleed qwq

  68. Ilainna Beepat says:

    I had a mouth on my chin too

  69. Lourdes Carrasquillo says:

    I'm sick too

  70. Artistically Naufal162 says:

    Choose
    1:Being sick for the rest of your entire life
    2:Go to school for the rest of your entire life

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