HOW2: How to Snowboard!

HOW2: How to Snowboard!

– [Orange] Yo, what’s up, brah? Hope you’re ready for a totally
gnarly episode of How 2! – [Pear] Orange, why are
you talking like that? – [Orange] ‘Cause today, we’re learning how to
snowboard, brah (laughs). – [Pear] Well, the sooner
we stop talking about it, the better, so let’s drop right in. – Gnarly.
– Stop that. (Orange laughs)
Alright, step one. Find a snowboard that’s right for you. – [Orange] Then it’s time for step two, do a triple back flip
off a cliff, yeah, brah! – [Pear] Whoa, whoa, okay,
dude, we’re not quite there yet. Believe it or not, there are a few steps between finding a snowboard
and doing a triple back flip. – [Orange] Really, I can’t
imagine what they’d be. – [Pear] Well, believe it, and by the way, don’t yell so loud around snowy mountains. You could start an avalanche. – [Orange] Oh, good call. An avalanche would be
snow fun at all (laughs). – [Pear] (groans) Anyway, after you find the board of your dreams– – [Orange] One with flames,
’cause they’re faster. – [Pear] Uh, not true, but we’re not talking
about that right now. – [Orange] Yeah-ha, boards
with flames are faster. It’s science.
– No, it isn’t! But back to my point– – [Orange] But but but
my cousin has a snowboard with tons of flames, and he’s super fast. – Good for him.
(cousin screams) – [Orange] Also he has
a really full goatee with no patchiness
whatsoever, he’s so cool. – [Pear] Orange, can we
please stay on track? – [Orange] Oh, yeah,
absolutely, step five– – [Pear] We are on step two! – [Orange] Maybe you are,
noob, but I’m already doing back-side triple cork 1620s! Yeah, ow, oh, whoa, ow. – [Pear] Thank goodness, that’ll keep him occupied for a while. Now then, let’s discuss
the actual step two. Get on a chair lift. As the chair comes towards you, turn and hold out your hand to– – [Orange] (yells) Ooh, wow,
I got on the chair lift. Pear, look at me, I did it. – [Pear] You sure did, congrats. You’ve accomplished step two. – [Orange] Whoo-hoo, that means
I can go on to step three. Grow a goatee and start saying words like gnar and brah (laughs). – [Man] Whoa, gnarly goatee, brah. – [Orange] Thanks, brah (laughs). – [Pear] Orange, Orange,
that is not step three. The actual step three is– – [Orange] Ah-bah-bah, I know, I know. Put on a squirrel suit and jump
over a 1,000 foot crevasse. – What?
– Yeah, this is gnar, brah! – [Man] Whoa, that is so gnar, brah! – [Orange] Yeah, brah! (yells) (Orange thuds)
– Um, Orange? – [Orange] I’m okay, brah! (snow rumbling) – [Pear] Um, I’m not so sure about that. – [Orange] What did you say? I can’t hear you. – [Pear] Sh, be quiet, dude! – [Orange] What? – [Pear] Ooh, I said be quiet. – [Orange] Oh, okay, brah! – [Pear] Oh, oh, Orange! (Orange and Pear yelling) – [Man] This is so gnar, oh,
dang, brah, falcon got me! (upbeat music)

Antonio Breitenberg

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43 thoughts on “HOW2: How to Snowboard!

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    How 2 make a TNT

  3. Владислав Π’ΠΎΠ»ΠΎΠ±ΡƒΠ΅Π² says:

    Ther is no words brah narly

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    Yo brah

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  7. Val C says:

    Falcons are not around in the winter but why?

  8. Val C says:

    Orange you're cool.😎😎😎😎😎😎😁😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😁😁😁😎

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    How 2 skateboard

  11. Sharonda Saunders says:

    You really are cool 😎

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    How to make Snow

  15. Eat my Foot says:

    Like you need practice and you are gonna fall when you fell you are gonna get hurt why orange what say that

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  22. Janelle Brandberg says:

    How to annoy Orange

  23. Sylvia Banda says:

    Orange steps free stop stop blowing things up stop doing that stop using TNT to blow up sings that's even the nice way to TNT way away I don't want it inside the one more time I see you slowed one sing one more time I'm going to seriously come inside after you catch it you do understand I wish I could take all of your things away and I'm packing you to another home you keep doing this I see you do it one more time I'm Susan to keep doing this orange orange you keep doing this I'm coming inside your house and taking this video out you keep doing that I'm going to take over your things away you keep using TNT exploding you keep doing that so take with TNT to take away the fire and take away the TNT already OK or else I'm going to do that and I'm and I'm going to tell you your friends to not see you again

  24. Xtian Alvarez says:

    Should a falcon be in hot places

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    Yo narly episode broa

  31. ginamaria33 says:

    Pear I think you meant to say step 3

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    how to stick tnt up pears butt

  36. Jacob DeCorte says:

    on your next how2 video ask pear their is no co host and scair him and blow up the kitchen

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  39. Nora Hayes says:

    I think I should try snowboarding

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  44. Ashton Hurley says:

    This vid was amazing BRAH

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