Grocery Store Stereotypes

Grocery Store Stereotypes


Oh, my bad. That’s all right. I’ll just go the other way. Oh. Oh. Oh. OK. Here I just need to go– Should I back up? I’m sorry. Oh. Rotate. Where did you find these? Hold on. Hold on. You ready to check out? Oh, yeah. All right. You go left. I go right. Sounds good. We got a short line
four, short line four. How are you doing today, ma’am? Great. How about you? Good, good. Thank you. Oh, oh, oh, I’ve got
a coupon for that. Bail on four. Bail on four. We got a couponer. Dude, head to 13. We’re looking golden over here. I’ll be writing a check today. Bail, bail, bail. We got a check writer. Holy cow, they’re
still couponing. Four is a no-go. I’m not sure. And that’s lunch. No. Man, I am starving– just
got to stick to the list. Oh, oh, what are those? They’re so good. Going to eat that
on the way home. Oh, oh, the cereal aisle! Fight the urge. It’s not worth it. Ah, I can’t help it. Hey, hey, how is it going, man? Doing great. Cotton candy– you know, the
last time I went to the circus, I ate four bags of this stuff. Funny story, I actually
lived next to triplets– –twice. Kind of in a hurry. You know last week,
I was out there a little after-hours mixer
at the Chamber of Commerce. Can I pay yet or no? When was the last time you
went to a white elephant gift exchange? What’s a good number
I can reach you at? Hey, it’s for the grocery store. Hey, how is it going, man? Wow, that’s a pretty good
size pack of gum there. You got some stinky breath? Oh. Weird shape. Ripeness test. Saw this on Pinterest. Yeah. It worked. Wow. Oh. OK. This one expires in a week– hmm, two weeks, not bad. Oh, there’s got to be
something better back here. Sir. Oh, wow, what in the– what are you doing? Just a guy looking
for fresh milk. OK. Well. This one is good till the
beginning of the year. Oh, that’s amazing. Good luck on your endeavors. I appreciate that. It’s not a big deal. People take a lot more than
15 items in the express lane all the time. I only went one over– 16. Holy cow, that guy in
front of me is tall. He can see directly
into my cart. He’s counting. He’s counting my items. Oh my gosh, he just
saw that I got 16. Is that a misdemeanor
or a felony? I just got kids. I don’t want to go to jail. Oh my gosh, he just
told the cash register. Holy cow, he’s
reaching for the phone. Oh, he’s going to call the cops. I got to get out of here. Sweetie, I’m telling you,
I’ve looked on every aisle. They do not have dried
cilantro in this store. I’m looking right by
the ground cinnamon. You know what? It’s right by the cinnamon. Thank you. Two trips– yeah, right. The cavalry has arrived. Nice. You need some help? No. I got it. You sure? Yeah, I’m great. Just tell me which bag
my tapioca pudding is in. Oh, dude, I knew I
forgot something. You know how you get
in there and you just forget what you came for. Oh. Oh, dude, I am so sorry. My gosh. Dadgummit. Dude– You dropped the milk. –why are you just
standing there? Go get towels! Oh, wow. This is my fault? You’re the one that
forgot my tapioca pudding! Hurry up. It’s going to ruin this court! Oh, I’ll show you
ruin the court! Oh, wow. You remembered the eggs. Who am I? You! How about this for
ruining this court! You want a little bit more? Look. Hey, how about this doorjamb? I hope you don’t need
this for anything. Ty, stop! I’ll go back to the store. Stop it! Oh! Hey remember that time
you forgot my pudding? It was right here! That’s permanent! It was just a tapioca pudding! Stop! Oh, it’s so deep. Stop. Stop! We can still fix it. I’m going to need more tape. I don’t even know how
to fix this stuff. Well, I guess we
could play half court. No, no, no, no, no! Woo-hoo. Yee-ha. Woo-hoo. Can I help you? Yeah. Could I get 10 of the
smoked Wisconsin cheddar? 10 pounds?! Slices. You only want 10 slices? 10 wheels. 10 wheels. Yeah. OK. We’re going to need
nine more wheels. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no– blocks. Cancel the nine wheels
of Gouda, because we’re going to need some more cheese. Free samples– one per customer. Oh, no, one per customer. Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you meant– Wow. –one meat and one cheese. I didn’t even– Yeah. –know they had– Oh. –samples here at this store. What would you say
would be the best one? What’s the name of this stuff? Never mind. We’re good. Thanks. Morning. Hi, could I interest
you in a cart? No. I’m good. How about a basket? Just grabbing one thing. Thanks. Oh. I don’t need it anyway. Oh, it’s the dreaded cold aisle. I just got to get
to the Go-Gurt. What’s up guys? Thanks for watching. If you’re not already a
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Antonio Breitenberg

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100 thoughts on “Grocery Store Stereotypes

  1. Dude Perfect says:

    ► Thanks for watching guys!
    ► Which Stereotype should we do next?

  2. Dr. Mean Gaming says:

    My express lane is 20 items but I guess it al depends on which store

  3. David Macias says:

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  4. Parin Patel says:

    Oh I'll show you ruin the court!

  5. Tina Xue says:

    The Rage Monster isn’t really Dude Perfect XD

  6. Mushy Games says:

    So that’s what happened to the basketball court

  7. Maria Valeria Garcia flores says:

    Can we have a moment of how many money they spent in rage monster

  8. iatejummyneutronscat O'Leary says:

    Im the cart rider I am on this earth to have fun!

  9. Lachlan Kerr says:

    Destroyes the Court,
    NOW THAT'S ALOT OF DAMMAGE

  10. Jason O'neill Justin Lok says:

    tiy is crazy because he rage monter and breck them the place

  11. A Duck says:

    Hello, I am a duck

  12. Celeca Austria says:

    I

  13. raj pillai says:

    Pretty sure check is spelled cheque

  14. Laila Alajalani says:

    WOW,this is awesome

  15. KARTIK GHORPADE says:

    Don't waste food guys plzzz

  16. matt rapids says:

    I wonder how many moms watched this

  17. connor grenier says:

    My mother is all of these except that she's not a bagger

  18. Johnny Vac says:

    1:58 guacamole guaca guac amole

  19. Aidan Sandstrom says:

    ur mom likes
    !
    !
    !
    !
    !
    /

  20. The Squad says:

    WHAT ARE THOSE!!! 1:04

  21. Alyssa Garcia says:

    At 1:40 did he say you got some sticky breath

  22. FastLikeUNO says:

    He. Destroyed. The court… 😱😱😱

  23. Eshal Siddiqi says:

    4:37 when ur a kid and trying to push a couch

  24. lerinda swan says:

    2:57 wait they can talk

  25. Rufus Davidson says:

    2:14 Reddit right now

  26. Ran28 says:

    DO SCHOOL STEREOTYPES AND AEROPLANE STEREOTYPES!!!!

  27. Pug nation rules America says:

    The broke thier place what the actual fudge

  28. John Barber says:

    It's crazy dude, baby males little yellow fluffy chicks get thrown into a grinder alive because they're by products of the egg industry and you're just throwing those eggs on the floor. It's crazy world those little innocent yellow chicks had to die in an excruitiating way for that. Messed up.

  29. Kishan Bhanushali says:

    😂😡THE RAGE MONSTER 😡😂

  30. Kirkos says:

    3:58 reminds me of HOW TO BASIC

  31. TheStarryBanana Gaming says:

    I relate to the "hungry shopper" so much

  32. Jan Hajný says:

    Dislike for rage monter scene…

  33. Vanta Black says:

    I'm that other customer that buy's like 1-3 Item's

  34. Xavier Hernandez says:

    That's ne freezing in the freezer part of the store

  35. Eric Martindale says:

    They fix the court in the tv show

  36. Tango_ MyMango says:

    "No store does more then my H-E-B"

  37. Ldbeastmode 06 says:

    Almost at the Ruby Play button!

  38. Colten Wilson says:

    Valentines stereotypes

  39. Kaleb Dude says:

    I really hope they were planning on getting a new court

  40. Eyes and Faces says:

    there’s been a rage monster in every one of these but the movie theater one I think but I could be wrong

  41. ton_finver official says:

    I like Video

  42. Aldrin Price says:

    when your son plays to much fortnite 4:11

  43. Arokiya raj says:

    Hi l am your biggest fan I am in lndia Tamilnadu Chennai my name is a.renesh mithran l like Cory I love dude perfect thank you

  44. Tyler Orr ( Student ) says:

    hi

  45. Nilawati Nilawati says:

    If you dont get nintendo switch 3:57

  46. SUJATHA K says:

    2:15 to 2:35 amazing amazing

  47. Hannah Wolf says:

    Best Grocery Sore Video ever!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  48. VJ Da Playa says:

    3:57 new howtobasic xd

  49. Tas Smith says:

    4:52 at age 12 still do that

  50. Oscar Evans says:

    They should do Bowling Stereotypes who agree's?

  51. Gian Uhg says:

    im so the lost guy

  52. Cute Kitten says:

    Hi I can't find just the dude perfect basketball

  53. J Dmitri says:

    Cruise ship stereotypes

    Like if u agree

    Edit 90k likes

  54. rowrow theboat says:

    i

  55. Cory Sevilla says:

    Baby stereotypes video please😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

  56. Laura Angela says:

    Don't remember the last time I laughed so much

  57. farah Alothman says:

    You should make a expectation vs reality

  58. seekNdestroy says:

    2:44 I don’t know why this is so funny 😆

  59. R0VEX says:

    F in the chat for court

  60. FeetOfAFerret says:

    You need to do tennis stereotypes that would be epic

  61. Crazy Davies says:

    Cart probs here is a cart sitting by its self

  62. Trey Dietz says:

    I’m the cart rider

  63. LA Vlogs says:

    At the shops i all wase ride the shopping cay

  64. abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz says:

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  65. TJDOESYOUTUBE says:

    I fell sorry for the pitch

  66. Geo Cheese says:

    I am the freezer freakout

  67. King Tommy says:

    Fortnite 4:12

  68. Hotwheels Lightning says:

    the milk 3:00

  69. Unicornfuzz 22 says:

    This was the calmest rage monster I had ever seen achually 😂

  70. boi boiboi says:

    Instead of giving money to charity they waste it on a basketball court

  71. Trickshot Playz says:

    this is a question for ty do u loose ur voice after the rage monster

  72. Zain Paul says:

    Do they actually destroy everything

  73. Ozzie 550 says:

    Does Tyler actually rage or is it just for show?

  74. Divinity Collection says:

    4:46 poor Cody

  75. Jacob & Ginger Hoffman says:

    5:07
    There would'nt be confusion with this with Shark Puppet.
    He would just get all the cheese.

  76. Septune Tart says:

    Whataburger Texas fans?

  77. chanrithy chea says:

    I like the rage monsters
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  78. Ramlal Tikkiwal says:

    My favourite is rage monster

  79. all in one Rg says:

    i am from India and i am your big fan

  80. AmdryoSides says:

    They seriously need to bring these back!

  81. Alpha 557564 says:

    Why😭not the court 😭😭😭

    Like to undo

  82. SK Gaming by Sujal says:

    Rage monster always rocks

  83. Gianni Testa says:

    You guys r hilarious!!!!! Pound it…knoggin… SEE YA!!!!!!!!!!

  84. Cards Bergman says:

    lol

  85. Christina Bellaire says:

    2:10, bruh there is a cart right next to you

  86. CrossGame CG says:

    Love these vid keep rewatching them play make more

  87. Oisin McGonagle says:

    I read the comments about Ty ruining the court and was like "It's only spilled milk" and seeing it now I'm just like "WWWWHHHHYYYY😫"

  88. Victoria Osorio says:

    In the Aisle blockde a stranger wanwdwd to go on the same aisle

  89. Animaluva4 says:

    You forgot one, Moms that pick stuff from the very back of the shelf because it’s less touched

  90. Kaylee Cavallo says:

    This video so funny pound it👊🏻noggin 🙂

  91. Slo-mo Dude says:

    Can you guys do bowling stereotypes?

  92. Santos Torres says:

    White

  93. RIGIL KENT MONDIGO says:

    Hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

  94. RIGIL KENT MONDIGO says:

    Yeah how much money did you spend for the distrucsion

  95. The Amazing Sailor says:

    Rip old court

  96. Blue Sea says:

    Nice to see you again from 2 years ago

  97. Aiden Mochnach says:

    4:14 that’s about eight wood

  98. Jacob Soch says:

    When garret squished the avacado he had me in tears😂

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