Christmas Stereotypes

Christmas Stereotypes


CHRISTMAS!!! MOM! DAD! WAKE UP! [Screaming] SANTA CAME! SANTA CAME! WAKE UP! AHH IT’S CHRISTMAS IT’S CHRISTMAS TIME! This has got to be my least favorite Christmas tradition. [Photo Click] Well, you got your photo, I hope Facebook explodes. Heh…Don’t tag me, please. It’s almost go time, okay?? You’re too old to cry this year. Remember, what’s your line? Santa, I want a tracker boat for Christmas. You got it? Okay. Hey, let’s do this. [Crying] [Crying] Merry Christmas. All right, this one is from Uncle Dave. Oh! All right! New grill spatula! Guessing I should go ahead and open mine from Uncle Dave. Got a killer deal: 3 for 20! Oh, nice–wait, 3? Oh, Andrew hasn’t opened his yet. Oh ho! Nice! [Celebrating] Kristin, remember: We’re trying to save that wrapping paper for next year. Got it. [Shouting, rock music playing in background] Trying to be so careful right now. Yeah, you have to. [Continued Shouting] So close! I can almost see what this is now. [Even more shouting] 6 hours!? I mean it’s a trampoline and a basketball goal! [Metal Clanking] I don’t need this! They must’ve given me like 4 trampolines in this box! That $25 fully assemble fee ain’t sounding too shabby right now. [Ruffling Noise] [Creaking Sound] (Kicks Box) *Ruff* [Rattling Noise] Dude, Ty, what are you doing? (Drops Box) [Loud Shatter Noise] Hey! What are you doing over there!? It’s dad! [Plastic Bag Noise] Ok ya’ll, throw me your trash! [Paper hitting Cody noises] All right, let’s try, and make it in the bag, okay, wow. I thought we were keeping bows! Was that this year, or was that last year, I never remember. [Shopping Cart Noise] [Muffled Clothes Sound] [Hanger Noise] [Heavenly Choir Sound] Stan, John, Jony, Johnny, JP, Amanda, Coby, Tyler, Garrett… and anyone else I forgot! All right kiddos, this is from Uncle Coby, ya’ll are up next! [Coby Chuckling] Okay, this is good! [Ripping Noise] Last year, he got you a hammer. *Gasp* [Kids Screaming] HE GOT A PUPPY! [Coby laughing] IT’S A PUPPY! YES! Dad, what should we name him? I don’t know, maybe like a modern name, like Temporary? How about Oliver? Yeah, Oliver! Guys, that’s so good!. Woah! A lightsaber! That’s awesome! Mom always gives the best toys. All right from Mom to me… Oh! A belt… This is kind of a transition year for you. You know, everything can’t be a toy. You know, everything can’t be a toy. [Tyler sobbing] It’s a good practical year. Thanks, Mom and Dad, thanks. Does anybody have a pocket knife? Yep.
[Knives whooshing] Thanks. -Yes!
-Aww… Alright boys, you have to get all four of these right, or the girls win. Hey, it’s a dial-in, here we go. Timer! Anytime a bell rings an angel gets– It’s a Wonderful Life! Nice! Welcome to the party, pal! Oh! Die Hard–probably not a Christmas movie. Debatable, we’ll talk ’bout it after. [Scream] Home Alone! Nice! Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad! Heh, thanks Mr. Narwhal. I love smiling! Smiling’s my favourite! Are you kidding– You smell like beef and cheese, you sit on a throne of lies! Son of a nutcracker! [Buzzer Sound] AHH! Girls win! Woooo!!! ELF! I’ve never seen it. Are you serious Clare? Oh I know that one! Christmas vacation! IT’S TOO LATE! IT’S. TOO. LATE. ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! BLEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!! [Smashing Noise]
[Glass Shattering] [Smashing Noise] WAAUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHH!!! [Silverware Clattering] AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! [Glass Breaking] [Loud Thump, Tree Cracking] AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!! [Sudden Stop] That would be a little bit too far. By the way, if you’ve got your nativity set up like this, technically it’s not Biblically correct. The Wiseman weren’t actually here yet. They were still traveling. Anyways, (rage monster) BLEEEEAAAEAEAEAEAEEAEAEAEEAEAEAEAEEAEAEAEEARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!! [Shouting Again] [TV being smashed] [Plastic Crumpling] Waaauuuugh! PUT IT OUT! 𝘖𝘞! 𝘐𝘛’𝘚 𝘚𝘖 𝘏𝘖𝘛!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t see a name here…This is to Dad from Mom…and.. yeah, there is no name tag on this present. What? I’ve been doing this for 59 years and that’s never happened. That’s Christmas 101. Who could be this careless? What is this, amateur hour? I say we open it. I think we should burn it. How hard is it to put a name tag on a present? This is the kind of thing that could get you kicked out of the family. Oh, man. That’s definitely mine. I mean I don’t want to point fingers, but that’s definitely Kevin’s wrapping. Oh man! I got Santa’s eyes way too close together. [Laughing hysterically] NO! GARRETT GET IN HERE! [Both laughing] Dude, what is that? [Everyone (except Tyler) laughing] FAIL! [Continued laughter] Two more steps…all right! Merry Christmas! OH MY GOSH! It’s even better than the one you got me last year! Seriously babe, I love it! Well you better, it cost me 25 bitcoins (~$450,000 USD). What’s a bitcoin? Beads are like railroad tracks–they don’t cross. Have you ever been to Christmas? 6 inch spacing between the bulbs on the tree! Bethany: Saw that! Wedding bulb, as a statement bulb, make sure it’s at the middle of the tree! Are you mocking me? No! Love you. Aw, my nephew would love this! Ha, so would I! What was I shopping for again? Ha, oh nice! Cody: You guys have this in a kid size 6? Clerk: All I’m gonna have of that is an adult 13. Cody: Oh! Actually, that’ll work! I have been pretty good this year. You know, it really is a gift for the whole family. Let’s do it. Man, it’s humid out here. Morning Bill! Merry Christmas! No shirt, good call! Hey, y’all make sure to head on over later! Got a rack of ribs on the grill, we’re gonna take a dip in the pool. Gonna be a good time. Hey, thank you guys for coming. This better be impressive. Heh heh…check this out. [Jolt of Electricity] WOAH! -WHAT!?
-WOW! OH MY GOSH! What’s up guys, thanks for watching! If you’re not already a Dude Perfect subscriber, make sure you click down here so you don’t miss out on any new videos. Special thanks to our friends at Bass Pro for making this whole video possible. Make sure you head to Bass Pro Shops to get some awesome gifts for the whole family and get a free photo with Santa! Click here to shop Bass Pro online. Click here to see the last video. Santa, hit em’ with a signature sign off! Santa: Pound it and noggin. Tyler: SEE YA! Garrett: Hey, someone toss me that sunscreen! I’m getting roasted out here!

Antonio Breitenberg

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100 thoughts on “Christmas Stereotypes

  1. The_ Hyruler says:

    The first one has been me for four years and then broke the streak last year.

  2. Jeremiah Hazelwood says:

    I wanted to binge watch all of the stereo type vids and best one in this vid is Texas Christmas. Who else is from Texas 🖐.

  3. Sadie Kane says:

    Wrecking the "Jesus was born!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Scene = No. Wrecking TV = Perfectly fine! 🙂

  4. Ruthi Endicott says:

    🤣🤣🤣

  5. Kelli Simmons says:

    I live in texas, last year it actually snowed xD that was my first time in snow ;u;

  6. Yee News says:

    Oliver is my cats name!!!

  7. Antonio Breitenberg says:

    At the cookies part cody’s laugh is like elmo’s laugh lolololol

  8. Patriots God says:

    Bruh i died at the rage monster 😂😂😂

  9. BackUpWaffles says:

    Tbh… I am the Early Riser (Cuz I love Christmas like a love video games) (videos games are my life)

  10. Azaria Murray says:

    xD i give my fam members a new car every year!!

  11. Azaria Murray says:

    my daughter uploads on my account and changed my name

  12. Jake Pranks says:

    I am a dog

  13. Renegade Ginger says:

    Your an idiot

  14. 123BellaOMG says:

    Hi Santa

  15. ZA Zariff says:

    You guys didn't add Christmas Carol

  16. Vater of Paladins says:

    you all are crazyyy you are destroyign a tv a cristmas tree

  17. Mas Senopati says:

    0:43

  18. Lavardo Bain says:

    3:00 A N G E R Y

  19. Shiva Rudra says:

    Why did Cody not shave his beard? He did promise when he lost all sports golf battle 2.

  20. MR. MOVIE says:

    4:55 if he hit that all the Christians would have been triggered
    Thanks for the lesson rage monster about tge wise men

  21. Peyjam1 says:

    The rage monster hurts me on the inside

  22. Louis Shelton says:

    What breed of dog is the puppy?

  23. leni softic says:

    0:02 I would do that too XD and the mom dad bed part ALSO XD

  24. Mr Sticky says:

    66M Views

  25. Diamond Dog says:

    If there was a broke guy that would be me

  26. Ferny Sanders says:

    2:07 😂😂😂😂😂

  27. Stephan Buchholz says:

    Rip TV

  28. Alyssa Garcia says:

    4:33 me when I only get clothes

  29. equinox52 says:

    They should have called uncle Dave uncle dane missed opportunity.

  30. Undertale Gaming says:

    I am the early riser

  31. Emily Jinks Ramsey says:

    I love bass pro shops

  32. Streaks Only10 says:

    I am 1000000000000 percent the early riser

  33. Samfan4 Films says:

    I think all kids are just designated an "Early Riser" I still am.

  34. Gavin Zugehoer says:

    did cody shave

  35. Arron Devenecia says:

    santa pulls up the faze sign at 8:06

  36. PokeBros1218 Openers says:

    Do hollawean

  37. Tayvin Tran says:

    I love Christmas

  38. Rebecca Anstis says:

    You are the most important thing ever

  39. MY GUY LISTENS TO SLAYER says:

    I love the bass pro shop

  40. Tinycookie says:

    Imagine waking up to this 0:17

  41. Daxter69 says:

    Im the gift card guy

  42. daveiejoe cabrillesjr says:

    dam thr rch

  43. Plooply Plop says:

    He said that would be to far but he broke the tv and the Christmas tree

  44. HunsDa Buns says:

    Who would win hulk or rage monster

  45. vide0gam3R2000 says:

    My name is Oliver at 3:00

  46. JJRAYX9 says:

    1:36 I GOT THOSE FOR. CHRISTMAS IN 2014

  47. Jiren- Sama says:

    Everybody Gangsta until Rage Monster comes out

  48. Felix Parker says:

    HOW DARE YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ELF

  49. yoshi yosh says:

    4:00? Really? I get up at 12:00.

  50. Claudia Washington says:

    0:02 me

  51. Jennifer Tasnim says:

    Gulp* HE BROKE THE TV FOR THE VID

  52. Creative Joxi says:

    The Texas one is so true

  53. Bo master says:

    It’s pretty cold during Christmas in Texas

  54. David Zhang says:

    When your son has a beard

  55. MrSolar says:

    4:45 I couldn’t stop laughing when he RKOED The tree

  56. Jonathan Sellers says:

    3:45 always go for the biggest one

  57. Abin Aiyappa says:

    WWE fans will notice in 4.46th sec he hit an RKO to the Christmas tree

  58. Inactive says:

    I’m the early riser

  59. Jack Gillard says:

    the Texas sounds like Australia

  60. Robin Yin says:

    Is it just me or does the last minute shopper apply to everyone

  61. Rika Acharya says:

    6:47
    Hey, Where is Ned Forrester Speaking from?

  62. Fely Natan says:

    I love the best part is the rage munster

  63. pinky vyas says:

    The rage monster🤯😱😂

  64. watermelon123 green says:

    I’m a big humongous

  65. watermelon123 green says:

    I’m a big big big field are you today I watched everyone liking six primed you should make one of them doing tricks of the top of the

  66. Royal Star says:

    4:47 RKO outta nowhere

  67. TimmieGames NL says:

    0:49 MeRrY cHrIsTmAs

  68. That Dude says:

    A lot of money must be put iron these vids because of Tyler

  69. Adi says:

    YEEAH The puppys name is like mine irl (ik nobody cares)

  70. Kyle Cummo says:

    Like if they should make a Halloween stereotypes

  71. Билли канал says:

    Somebody should make a video counting how much money was used for the rage monster”s”

  72. Chris Wilfong says:

    I’m the early riser but I get up at 7

  73. Anirudh Vemuri says:

    4:54 technically it's not bibbically correct

    5:02 he throws a statue at the TV

  74. RedWindFox777 says:

    Oh no, rage monster what have u done ;-;

  75. Ely Durrah says:

    Xd I hope facebook explodes don’t tag me though😒

  76. Ely Durrah says:

    4:48 nice rko

  77. Landen Long says:

    4:30 when you lose a fortnite game🤣🤣

  78. Jeremy Stewart says:

    3:41 I wonder how many takes it took to get that right.

  79. MR. Faggot says:

    Am I the only one who feels bad for the santa

  80. Lilly Beckelhimer says:

    I love this

  81. Lilly Beckelhimer says:

    I wish it was Christmas right now

  82. Cogs says:

    That lightsaber is sopouse to be red

  83. Afiq 213 says:

    rage monster rko

  84. YUN LE TAN (CHEN YUNLE) says:

    You must at least at have one rage Monster in a video how much money does it cost?

  85. IDoDisney says:

    2:57 the way the dog peeked out is so cute

  86. Yoda Asukere says:

    I love The Rage Monster

  87. 절대태보해 says:

    4:33 i love that

  88. ice reactions says:

    There's always the rage monster
    So it's very expensive
    Lol

  89. Colonel Aaron Douglas Hanson Daniels says:

    1:08 Andrew ? 1:15 Krista 😍☺️😱😶🤤🧐

    1:19–1:32 What is that heavy metal song ?

  90. Sargam Khawas says:

    RKO to the Christmas tree

  91. SniperDiaper says:

    Texas Christmas is Aussie Christmas

  92. TAY WILLO #2 says:

    Early riser I am

  93. Ben says:

    Nicezzzzzzzzzzzz

  94. I have a eon's elite trigger happy 5673 says:

    For the last time texas is cold in the winter

  95. Killer Memestar says:

    If I could like more than once I would

  96. Leon Dong says:

    6:35
    Decorating that new tree you just bought after destroying the first one I see🌲🎅🏻🤶🏻🦌❄️🎁

  97. Aaron Amberson says:

    He rkod the tree

  98. Hasib_1108 _BTS_A.R.M.Y says:

    Tyler looks funny when he is mad

  99. thanachart Maneechote says:

    6:23 Who does this actually happen to, Because we'd love to be invited next year.

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