A BBC Anchor Couldn’t Pretend To Care About Dog Surfing

A BBC Anchor Couldn’t Pretend To Care About Dog Surfing


NOW, DESPITE ALL THE TROUBLING
NEWS TODAY, AUGUST IS TRADITIONALLY THE SLOWEST NEWS
CYCLE OF THE YEAR. AND NETWORKS OFTEN FILL OUT
THEIR BROADCASTS WITH FLUFFIER STORIES. WELL, YESTERDAY, ONE ANCHOR FOR
THE BBC JUST COULD NOT FAKE INTEREST.>>NOW YOU’RE WATCHING BBC NEWS. BEAR IN MIND, IT IS AUGUST. THIS DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A WALK
IN THE PARK. DOG OWNERS AND THEIR PETS IN
CALIFORNIA HAVE HIT THE WAVES IN THE SECOND ANNUAL WORLD DOG
SURFING CHAMPIONSHIPS. HERE ARE THE PICTURES.>>THERE’S ALSO STYLE. THERE’S CONFIDENCE. THERE’S THE SIZE OF THE WAVES.>>( SIGHS )
THE COMPETITOR’S MAIN CHALLENGE IS TO STAY AFLOAT ON THE BOARD. THIS IS IN PACIFICA, NEAR SAN
FRANCISCO. BUT THERE ARE ALSO PRIZES FOR
THE BEST-DRESSED AND TANDEM-SURFING DOGS, THE WINNER,
OF COURSE, BEING CROWNED “TOP DOG.” THAT’S A SHAME. WE’VE RUN OUT OF PICTURES. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: TRIEWLT EMBODIMENT
OF THAT OLD BRITISH SAYING, “KEEP CALM AND LOSE THE WILL TO
LIVE.” BUT BBC ANCHORS ALWAYS STRUGGLE
THIS TIME OF YEAR. TAKE A LOOK AT THIS BBC CLIP
FROM JUST THIS MORNING.>>THIS IS THE BBC, AND THE
AUGUST NEWS CYCLE CONTINUES. ( SIGHS )
YOU’VE HEARD OF SPRING CLEANING, BUT RACCOON CLEANING? THIS OUT OF MONTANA. A RACCOON INEXPLICABLY NAMED
“MR. SPAGHETTI,” HAS LEARNED TO SWEEP THE FLOOR. WONDERS NEVER CEASE. ACCORDING TO SOURCES, THE VIDEO
HAS GONE– GOD HELP ME– TOETS EPICALLY MEGA-VIRAL. OH, ARE WE OUT OF RACCOON
PICTURES ALREADY? PITY. PLEASE, NO ONE ALERT THE NOBEL
COMMITTEE. ( LAUGHTER )
IN OTHER NEWS, I WENT TO CAMBRIDGE FOR THIS. OH, WE’RE GETTING MORE NEWS IN
JUST NOW. AN ALLIGATOR IN FLORIDA ISN’T
JUST COLD-BLOODED. HE’S ALSO– DO I HAVE TO SAY
THIS? I DO OR I’M FIRED? A COOL DUDE. FLORIDIANS ARE CELEBRATING AFTER
A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES HAS FALLEN ON TO AN ALLIGATOR. THE LOCALS HAVE DUBBED HIM–
“KING BAD ASS” AND HAVE ANNOUNCED PLANS TO ELECT HIM
MAYOR. IT’S COME TO THIS, LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN! THE BRITISH BROADCASTING
CORPORATION, THE NETWORK THAT BROUGHT YOU THE PARTITION OF
INDIA IS NOW REPORTING ON ANIMALS WEARING CLOTHES! OH, GOD! MY WIFE HATES ME. MY CHILDREN DON’T RESPECT ME. MY LIFE IS A WASTE! ( LAUGHTER )
WAIT, WHAT? WAIT. WE HAVE BREAKING NEWS. REAL NEWS! OUT OF THE ROGUE NORTH KOREAN
REGIME, IT APPEARS THAT IN THE CAPITAL PYONGYANG, A DALMATIAN
HAS LEARNED TO RIDE A TRICYCLE! BLOODY HELL, THAT’S BRILLIANT! LOOK AT HIM GO!>>Stephen: THANKS FOR THAT
REPORT.

Antonio Breitenberg

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78 thoughts on “A BBC Anchor Couldn’t Pretend To Care About Dog Surfing

  1. Gregor McIntosh says:

    Well tbf the BBC does report some crap. They are as bad as Fox when it comes to Scottish news

  2. Matty80822 says:

    lol i heard about this competition on npr i had a similar reaction hahahahaha

  3. nl311 says:

    Face looks familiar. This guy is not a BBC anchor. He was one of the Conan writers. 😉

  4. Wingless Dragon says:

    The guy from Conan also works for Colbert?

  5. Wei Lim says:

    They let slip the dogs of war so they could have doggy fun for one day.

  6. Jun Maeda says:

    I fucking died

  7. feckless clod says:

    Wait is this real

  8. Ad Max says:

    nothing will ever beat jeremy taxman doing the weather

  9. MrGoblin1000 says:

    I love that BBC anchor.

  10. SSanf says:

    Actually had me laughing. Oh, bloody hell! Now, I am chocking on the phlegm!

  11. Tom Arber says:

    His posh British accent is crap. 🙂

  12. Jack Wyatt says:

    Now call me paranoid if you will, but I'm around 70% sure that second anchor was fake news

  13. mad honeybee says:

    Guess someone else is sick of our totes fake~out Newsies?!

  14. Thor Dehr says:

    First off, that's not news……
    Second, he's a reporter, he's not supposed to care positively or negatively about ANY story. They're just supposed to relay information.
    The "news" and the "reporters" we're used to now have us 180 from where we should be. News is not supposed to be entertainment and uneducated opinion.

  15. Foox Fox says:

    Alligator video by a russian spy

  16. Laura Kirwan says:

    Most English accents are not hard, that actors accent left a lot to be desired.

  17. Jodie S says:

    I always avoid watching the news (I read it online instead) because of our stuffy reporters. I do love it when they outwardly show disdain though as usually they're super formal and professional XD

  18. Andrew Song says:

    BBC was like "well it's august and nothing important is going on, let's just see what those silly yanks are up to across the pond. dog surfing eh?"

  19. Daniel Walker says:

    I think the best reporting BBC did was when they preemptively reported building 7 collapsing 20 minutes before it actually did on 9/11. You could see the building standing behind the reporter as she 'reported' it's future demise. Seriously, look it up. Kinda blew my mind. Who know's how/why that happened. I'm not a truther but that one is hard to explain.

  20. Lesley Wheeler says:

    if only the real BBC was this funny xx

  21. Charlotte Barrett says:

    This is Simon McCoy, one of the most entertaining news anchors around!

  22. Dronzee Fpv says:

    1:20 wow great accent you knob

  23. Joshua Bicknell says:

    That fake British accent is so cringy.

  24. HD x EXoThERMiA says:

    Doing Britian proud, that news reader.

  25. Nicky L says:

    The BBC guy is Simon McCoy, he is known for being quite laid back and dry, a lot of airtime to fill on a 24 hr news channel. He was so funny outside the hospital waiting for Prince George to be born, he really did not want to be there and you could tell he thought it was pointless.

  26. auxetoiles says:

    Yo Americans, if you want to fake a posh (southern) English accent, you gotta pronounce yo' Ts. Spaghetti, not 'spagheddi'; committee, not 'commiddee'. There were hints of American slipping through, but lazy the Ts were a dead giveaway.

  27. tom brown says:

    We totally could like be that saying tho

  28. AwesomeGuy says:

    Don't forget the Orangutan leading America to WW3

  29. Mr.t Whitie says:

    LMAO….

  30. tommy lee says:

    wrong, british never cry, they have no way to expres emotions

  31. Carlos Fonseca says:

    Sooo stupid.

  32. mausalus09 says:

    The Dog Days of Summer in the west mean ENTIRELY different than the Dog Days of North Korea. FACT, in North Korea, the month of August is when you stop pampering Dogs and actually butcher them into Canine soup. Even modern South Koreans are horrified about this shared Korean Peninsula cultural pastime… Fact.

  33. 陳奕安 says:

    Why there are Cyrill alphabets of "Ekaterina Briantseva" in alligator clip?

  34. Brian O'Kongkohr says:

    See – Colbert supports "fake news" casting. You can't trust him! So back to the Truther Trumpcast with Hannity and Friends who'll never make me feel stupid I think accessorized animals is hard news…

  35. Zachary Fontes says:

    It wasn't until halfway through that I realized the second clip wasn't real lol

  36. Leoben says:

    We don't say Ass, and what does the partition of India have to with anything? That was just strange.

  37. CDCanada says:

    Loved this!

  38. bat in the attic says:

    I might have to start watching BBC News again. I can't remember all the names of the news readers but this one is a cool drink of water. That was wonderful. I had to stop watching, particularly the morning news, because it made me feel like I was going mad.

    Simon McCoy – that's his name. I googled it. Bravo, Simon McCoy!

  39. Eternal Carnage says:

    King badass 2020 : he might eat babies, but at least he does what he is supposed to do.

  40. TWLuck says:

    I don't understand why the BBC reported that shit so I don't blame him for lacking the will to live because the BBC are better than that.

  41. Hug0Pro says:

    How was this funny? Seen my 2 y.o brother do funnier skits than that

  42. Arianddu says:

    That's a TERRIBLE English accent. 'Nyooz' not 'noose', for a start.

  43. Exceval41 says:

    Did I hear a tiny bit of God in his voice?

  44. CODPOV says:

    I dont blame them. Surfing dogs is about as exciting as watching paint dry.

  45. Osama Qasho' says:

    I was wondering where Brian Stack is because I haven't seen him on Conan anymore!!

  46. BootlegFightVideo says:

    I would love to see this cat vs. a dog in a surfing competition. Dog wins!

  47. Ryan B. says:

    this was refreshing

  48. Dalton Triputra says:

    That alligator is a sandile

  49. Revelian1982 says:

    That skit was completely unfunny. The guy pretending to be British had the worst accent ever. It was nothing close to a British accent of any kind.

  50. shotmeindaface says:

    He's the guy who voices god on the show.

  51. Ben Cerwinske says:

    Thank you BBC😘!

  52. Jjames763 says:

    Jesus. Don't they have any actual news to report? More than 7 billion people on earth, institutions falling to pieces in the West, and these journalists look at surfing dogs?

  53. Me (No, not Ashildr, I had the name before Doctor Who, and I'm not changing it!) says:

    And here I was, thinking that the Harry Potter 5 scenario about a water-skiing budgie on the news was a vast exaggeration. What's wrong with you BBC!?

  54. mark haas says:

    The  difference between BBC and CNN is that one is State TV and the other is DEEP STATE TV.

  55. // osivot says:

    hideous attempt at a British accent

  56. Nancy B. says:

    Finally something cute and funny on the Colbert show that's not disrespectful and trashing Trump! What a concept!!

  57. PutinWithAnimals says:

    Love you, Brian!! <3

  58. Emma G says:

    Can't stand the BBC nowadays (any of their channels or programmes). Smug, scare-mongering, over-dramatic, over-paid presenters wagging the finger and shaking their heads at the British public like we're naughty children who must be told at all times what's good (or bad) for us! Stopped watching their propaganda years ago. Funny enough, I've felt much happier since! I'd like to say it's because 'ignorance is bliss' but it's actually because if you switch off all the white noise & rubbish that comes out of the BBC you can actually think straight, form your own opinion and seek more accurate & relevant information from elsewhere 😉 🙂

  59. Susie MacLean says:

    just lol at all these American idiots… SMH

  60. Toney P. says:

    yep thats a slow news day over there

  61. Mason Boothby says:

    That's fake
    Sorry to burst your bubble

  62. Fernando says:

    I love BBC news

  63. San s says:

    Lol the first thing you do when ur making a fake BBC presenter…. make him report news from America…

  64. Zachary Wilson says:

    This American comedy has made me lose my will to live. I will be needing a nice hot cup of tea to recover from this. And a scone. With jam. And whipped cream. In fact, I just want an afternoon tea TBH.

  65. Donald Drumpf says:

    A Dalmatian learning to ride a tricycle is brilliant. It must have taken a lot of effort to teach the animal to do that.

  66. MaximusMingus says:

    We love Simon McCoy !

  67. Snoosri says:

    fake news

  68. Kieran Borovac says:

    Dear Americans,

    We have more accents than posh and Cockney.

    Sincerely, an angry Brit

  69. Rhodri Williams says:

    It pisses me off how any mistake the BBC makes is instantly made fun of and will always be used in arguments, but Fox news, cnn and cbs has one sided arguments, reports on celebrity news daily, classic extreme capitalism, argues over kids movies and how it may affect the billionaires (seriously look up fix news on the lego movie)

  70. Just Some Guy with a Mustache says:

    I like how he had to remind the audience, and himself, that his was BBC News.

  71. Chris says:

    From the genius that is Simon McCoy. The guy is a goldmine for this stuff on BBC – plenty of YouTube videos of him.

  72. Michael Nolte says:

    there has been a new kind of parrot developed in the last decade, its called the Mindless Lubturd Parrot and it can only repeat the group think of the loony left. Its brain capacity is to small for original thinking. The BBC is its handler and trainer. An even dumber strained is developing, its called the Stephen Colbert Parrot

  73. protectbodythetans says:

    I feel like they use the same video every year

  74. Phat Pigeon says:

    its not even dog surfing. its owners surfing with their dogs. ITS A LIE!

  75. Mark Adderley says:

    … so I slogged and crammed, and my parents paid through the nose for my university education, only to be crapped on, and insulted by my moronic bosses, and told to actually read this load of old codswallop.

    … and then you expect me to be jubilant ?

  76. Emperor Drago 94 says:

    Disperta America in a nutshell

  77. Maaz Kalim says:

    Wow… I originally thought the video must be unfunny enough that I'll just view it and then..

    But boy.. Forget about the iconic BBC®'s newscast theme, sloppy graphics and visual presentation!

    The language itself gave it away! (And no, I'm not talking'bout Murican English like “network”.) No real BBC® presenter (yeah, that's Brit!) would be let off easily after saying stuff like “bloody hell” knowing fully well that PCR is uplinking! Let alone drinking "whiskey" as if it's a lifestyle/tourism show.
    But boy..: Was it funny AF?

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